It's been a while, but I'm glad my ability to cook hasn't seemed to have atrophied at all

My otter friend, who plays the harp, just married an English wolfhound. These are fun sentences I wouldn't be able to say if it weren't for furries.

Describing the 21st century with one book cover

ah just accidentally sublimated my son. All vapor now

I've been in such a great mood since Jimmy moved in 💜

Today's the big day 💜

Watching @seawoof.bsky.social's freediving video yesterday really inspired me, so here's the coyote himself as he explores the depths.

We should've all piled into cohost instead.

whatever you call this art style - PS2 era medium-poly characters with hand-made highly detailed but also somewhat blurry textures with baked-in lighting - I absolutely love it and it makes me want to drop everything and make games

Now, did the Lord say that machines ought to take the place of living? And what's a substitute for bread and beans? I ain't seen it. Do engines get rewarded for their steam? - Johnny Cash, "The Ballad of John Henry"

Thursday! What a concept!

I like the idea of pet play but I'm a cat so like, my pet play would be laying on your lap, licking you, eating out of a bowl, and then sleeping in various spots for 18 hours

I'm the type of goon who says "C'mon! He's only one man!" to my fellow goons before we try to rush Batman all at once

Pup play is not really my thing, but IF IT WERE, my life's ambition would be to clicker-train every pup out of saying "sorry" preemptively every 15 seconds :U

🎶he's making a list🎶 - hmmm 🎶and checking it twice🎶 - well ok, accuracy is important 🎶he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice🎶 foh with this cop shit ACAB includes Santa!

Chill Year has been going fantastic in casa Blue. So far I've: 1) Made the first few videos for the year 2) Recorded the Veneziad Audiobook 3) Finished draft 1 of an ENTIRELY NEW STORY OOOO 4) got these sick bolt-action pens Yeah creating art is awesome but have you ever had a really cool pen?? -B

Instead of expecting otters to work, you should give us fish and ropes to death roll on

I may be clinically depressed but fartboner is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

The worst part of living with Jimmy is that I would much rather be snuggling with him than be at work :(

Is there any hard data on how many adults use Schoolhouse Rock tunes to get through daily life? I'm a professional writer and I still need to hum "Unpack Your Adjectives" a few times a week.

"It's ok as long as it's not sexual"

Texans!!!! IT IS PRIMARY VOTING DAY TODAY Pokemon GO to the polls or i’ll beat you up. with love.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

"A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer should never be allowed to make management decisions." You could say the same thing about rich people tbph.

i need a belt dress more than i need air

Johnny Cash staying undefeated

I made bacon eggwiches for breakfast lmao

I sometimes randomly remember this scene and then have an intense craving for an eggwich

Babe: *sleeping next to me* Seagulls: *crying in the distance* Me: I need to get Jimmy to read Umineko

Back in my day, we manufactured consent here in America! None of this overseas botnet nonsense or GPT spitting bullet pointed lists of baloney. Just hard working Americans, like Colin Powell, getting up and lying to our faces night after night. The government had to pretend to work for it!

Gods, I'm just so happy right now. The world is burning down around us, but we're together at last and that's all I really care about right now

Tapping the "dystopian fiction does not predict the future, it criticizes the present" sign again

@emmypup.bsky.social should me a video series that spanned like 5 hours over date night. all for 1 joke riku(yes kh riku): Why do I have to be responsible for 30 and 40 year olds?

A real love triangle would have all three characters vying for each other, when usually it’s just two after a mutual third. So, Sora/Kairi/Riku isn’t a love triangle, because Kairi doesn’t like Riku that way, and Sora for the rivalry still clearly prefers Kairi, which means Riku gets the cuck chair.

Holy shit what a deal

This was probably the single best upgrade i made

poster whose brother changes the oil in the orphan crushing machine: whoa there, don't be so quick to judge. he has bills to pay

I had a weird dream where people were pronouncing EVERY g as the English letter J The people in the dream kept talking about "jreef" and it took me forever to understand that they meant grief

It happened again, lol

planet alignment

IDONTCAREWHATTIMEITISITISSCREAMTIMEIHAVEEVERYREASONTOSCREAMVERYLOUDLYEVENIFITISANEARLYWEEKENDMORNINGANDPEOPLEARETRYINGTOSLEEPWELIVEINTIMESWHERETHEREISNOREASONNOTTOSCREAMSOIWILLSCREAMSCREAMINGISTHETHINGTODOANDIWILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bonus Fact: A bunch of Fire Emblem fans will get mad at you if you say Ike is queer even though he only has 2 potential paired endings and it's with these 2

Sorry to whomever got a "hi owo" message from me this morning. I was being silly testing if my partner's new number works and mistyped >.>

Mexican Empanadas 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 Cornish Pasties

*steals your clams*

Introduced @jimmy.wuffster.live to conchas

Surely this is enough nutrients for a growing jimmy

FYI, this is accurate. SubscribeStar did just make a post announcing that some system maintenance was happening. It doesn't address this issue specifically, but it wouldn't surprise me if it is related. It still knows which creators you're subscribed to, but your payment methods are probably gone.

people are impressed by the way it writes because they aren't confident in their writing. they think it sounds smarter: "make concise" "improve word choice" "simplify sentence." all it does is erode confidence, make them second guess, and muddy their intent

So of y'all would melt if you were introduced by your top to other guests at a formal dinner party like this