TYLENOL MAKES YOU WHAT???

me waking up to go take a piss at 3 AM

we were watching the State of Play together, and babe got SO excited for this. I was *so* happy for him :3

Every pill is a morning after pill if you take it daily

Me: So, Ptolemaic Geocentrism was a bit like a solar system spirograph Most students: huh? Art students: OH!!

Resident Evil 4 taught me that if I shoot this down and sell the contents to a shady man in a Los Angeles alley I can probably afford a decent upgrade

Trans people should be given a lot of money Artists should be given a lot of money My friends should be given a lot of money

Otter is sad :( Trying not to be, but...

so I somehow ended up on a committee that I explicitly said that I did NOT want to be on this semester. Hate this

I've got this cringe-ass song stuck in my head and I will not apologize for it youtu.be/qvpNa5O-0-8?...

personally i think the kpop demon hunters stopped the rapture

Student: "is there an anime?" Me, accidentally revealing my nerd cred: "We don't talk about the Umineko anime, but the manga is pretty good"

Talking to cis-hets about enby friends is wild, because it becomes so incredibly clear that most people have never met someone named "Socks" or "Brick" or "Leaf"

Let’s take acetaminophen together* *• Take 2 caplets every 6 hrs while symptoms last • Do not take more than 6 caplets in 24 hrs unless directed • Do not take for more than 10 days unless directed Severe liver damage may occur if you have 3 or more alcoholic drinks every day while using this drug

I *wish* the rapture was today. Honestly, it would make my day so much easier

Cw: injections I feel like I've really been messing up recently. My last injection site left a bruise and the one before that was so itchy that I ended up scratching it until I broke the skin. Today we're back to injecting on the right side. It seemed to go well?

Forget "Mariah defrosting meme" season; it's Hex Girls season youtu.be/1P_BlUY2eF4?...

glomping as a middle space activity

Hey, if you're autistic, I just wanna let you know, screw the quacks and jackasses! None of you should be made to feel broken or less than, and I'll always try my best to be welcoming as I can be. Hope you all stand tall, and you have my solidarity. ❤️

*to everyone in the Northern hemisphere Happy Vernal equinox to the southern hemisphere

based on the power suit cuz i think the shoulders fit better

i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts

"I asked ChatGPT-" Yeah well I asked Anubis and they said that feather your heart's being weighed against is going through the fucking ceiling

The rights we want as trans people are so simple and so easy to afford to us. I wish they would simply be afforded and our lives left alone. The manufactured scrutiny is so painful.

What going through a year-long depressive episode has taught me, is that it is really easy for your apartment to get irreparably messy

Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man is bi and ace Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man is a transbian whose egg hasn't cracked yet Tom Holland's Spider-Man is cishet and shouts slurs at queer people

I need to do an "It's Finally Autism" painting today. I missed out last year

It's especially embarrassing when this happens during class and a student is asking a question. It's not even that I can't hear them, it literally just does not register what words are coming out of their mouth. I always feel bad asking a student to repeat themselves more than once >.>

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

A cup of cocoa would be just the thing

This year when you draw your fursona fucking a pumpkin make sure the pumpkin has a little speech balloon indicating it consents for Bsky

Happy Autumnal Equinox everyone!

Me: OMG, this was my favorite computer program growing up Explorapedia: *plays a song about the planets, and then one about transportation* @jimmywuffster.bsky.social: Babe, how did nobody figure out you were Autistic as a kid

Developing a scale for determining how bad the news is for trans people based on the number of cis people in my life who reach out to check if I'm okay. 0 - Very Bad (Ignorable) 1 - Very Bad (feat. on Daily Show) 2 - Oh fuck we're all going to die 3 - hahahahha "3" what would that even be like?

Oh, sidebar for the cis: While I and I assume most other trans people are absolutely flaying Sarah McBride right now, this is absolutely not your opportunity to be "the good kind" of transphobic. In fact, you may just want to back away from this one entirely. This is tranny business.

When are they coming out with Cohost 2

The first person pronoun we're most likely to use in comfortable speech is referring to ourself in 3rd person as "otter"

choosing to organize society around a system of exploitation and oppression that prioritizes consuming the cheapest trash imaginable at the highest possible cost makes perfect sense if you're a psychopath

It's been 0 days since the last demon core incident in the café

Counterpoint: draw and post porn on main instead

Whenever I see people try to push a social media blackout to show a platform 'what they'll be missing' w/o the voices it's trying to silence, I remember how my high school GSA tried to do a Day of Silence and the shitty little homophobes said they wished the fags would be that quiet all the time.

Marxist OnlyFans account called Ass Kapital send skeet

Over the pandemic, what started as a ridiculous called shot of watching all of Sailor Moon became a tight-knit trans forged family who still gets together once a week to watch cartoons together and it is without question one of the best parts of my life.

It's almost the equinox, and you know what that means! It's time to CLEAN YOUR ✨PC✨ (clean your keycaps while you're there)

Having to explain the concept of "Probatio Diabolica" to my students always outs me as an Umineko enjoyer

coyoteday what a concept!

When i think about who i used to be and who i am now, i can't help but feel broken. I never quite recovered from those awful couple of years

Imagine spending your whole life trying to attain immortality because you have a curse on you that will slowly turn your corpse into a muppet after you die and an evil wizard will dig you up and make you say things.

Do other cities have a bunch of office buildings that are obviously abandoned movie theatres, or is that an LA thing?