citing pascal's wager and dryly converting to christianity with seconds left on the clock in an open attempt to get off on a technicality is funnier than anything that ever happened in dilbert.

30 minutes until the new A$AP Rocky video drops, rewatching his last because it's a contender for my favorite music video ever youtu.be/5URefVYaJrA?...

evergreen

my 5yo nephew is really into: -open mouth caughing -hugging me

video games have come a long way since penn & teller's shithead basketball

is christmas the wrong day to come out of the closet to my family? i don't know if uncle webster can take it anymore

milhouse

three episodes into pluribus, and like....... am i not supposed to be on team hivemind??

in 2008-2009 nothing seemed unusual about the black eyed peas' seminal back-to-back hits "boom boom pow" and "i gotta feeling" breaking records in the billboard hot 100, but modern day every time i hear either of those songs i simply cannot figure out how they got away with it.

one month hrt

oh awesome so now i have to go no contact with the dead ones too?

"the universe is an uncaring void, this is all just matter and entropy, and what you call 'love' is nothing more than a chemical reaction." crazy, all i'm hearing is that love is embedded in the fabric of reality and made of the very same stuff that i am.

i guess just anyone can make a peace prize, huh

just got my Liveleak Wrapped and folks, it's not looking great

underrated

technology is making everything worse. flights used to have skymall magazine. now you have to connect to the in-flight wifi and go to skymall dot com.

the hardest part about birding being my trademark hobby is that optics are mostly sold at sporting goods stores, and cabellas is a scary place to be when you're trans AND a duck

the first rule of fight club is no elbows the second rule of fight club is have fun

day 3 of hrt and a coworker i've known for years just asked me if i'm new here

careful, three weeks ago i made a project out of being more earnest and now i have an HRT consultation

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it's "webby" now btw. there's a 90% chance you were already calling me that lmao

like idk maybe if you start dressing your fursona like a lesbian it's a sign

hey wanna see something cool?

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the old world is unaliving and the new world struggles to be alived

one of the fun things about buying used books is they may come with the wisdom and insight of its previous owner

also colors and distinguishing field marks, time of year, and geographic location. i'm NOT trying to doxx you. you can be vague! was it east or west of the rockies? was it near a body of water? please bro i need this, i do so much for you

i think it's fine actually when a c-suite big wig calls the company a "family" because like a family i owe them no fealty and would leave embarassed if i ever saw one of them at a room party

i meant to google "origins of the world according to norse mythology" and instead googled "origins of the world according to horse mythology" and tbh i think that's a much more interesting question

fursona flavor meme

one of my favorite hats to wear around bird nerds is this one i found at a gas station which says "utah" above a photo of a western gull, which is native to the pacific coast and has no range in or near utah

they reveal something i guess

*massive hit* bill maher is squidward coded

i think most jesus zealots would be shaken by minutia if they actually met the dude. even if he dispensed all the same wisdom the modern western christian imprints on him, they'd be utterly shocked if he farted or groaned when he stood up or had a little too nasaly of a speaking voice.

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the one downside of wasting time on the clock is that being a "time thief" makes you sound like the protagonist of a YA novel from 2006

decided to finally give no man's sky a shot since the new update and like... maybe it's just me... but...

empire ants. easy.

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the problem, as i see it, is not that censoring erotic content is a slippery slope to censoring LGBTQ+ culture. it's that censoring erotic content IS censoring LGBTQ+ culture.

bro fuck yoda for "do or do not, there is no try". the most annoying thought-terminating cliche on earth.

i will never not listen to a song with a danny brown feature.

i don't usually participate in commentary like this, but the liberal pearl clutching over gavin newsom is so revealing. they're so prepared to throw trans people and the unhoused under the bus that they're already chastising people for not supporting him in a primary 2 years in advance.

i'm visible from space

plex gripped me with this huxleyan dystopic subject line and then i opened the email to see what it was they were advertising

i played the MINECRAFT ALPHA when i was in COLLEGE it cost FIFTEEN DOLLARS i found out about it in an IRC CHANNEL

anti porn activists: "fight the new drug!" the new drug:

the vibes could not be more mixed

i don't think everyone on twitter is a secret nazi. i think they're addicted to the ambient hostility. twitter is a hot tub in a snow storm and it's too uncomfortable to get out.