god that’s an amazing statistic

This is just what you like to see on here

Got my lesbian haircut touched up

when it's definitely going the way you thought it would

omg don’t get me started on Jestr. first and only time i tried it out i got assigned to a guy hosting a noble dinner party. all the guests loved me, but he refused to pay cus at one point i mocked his inability to sire a male heir. buddy if you only wanted fart jokes you should have hired a clown

yeah i’m pro LGBT (Loosing chat GBT forever)

"Guy in charge of a game that caters primarily to children speaks out in favor of the child pornography machine"

Anyways, my ride is here

who is ICE? 🧵

this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization

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I'm still patronizing Hannibal Lector's restaurant. Of course I am! If he loses all the money from his normal customers then he also loses the incentive to serve beef and chicken and salmon. I think it's better for normies to keep patronizing Lector's House of Chianti. Otherwise the cannibals win.

I don't think that's true, actually.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

happy knife-fight friday to those who celebrate

Personal finance expert you say?

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

Cis writers’ trans characters: “This is Lyrica Womanheart, her power is she has no definable personality beyond serving as a gravitational center for word boxes that vaguely gesture at discrimination and she SUPER strong.” Trans writers’: “This is Debby and she’s a bitch. I’m gonna torture her.”

Happy 13th birthday to the most essential artwork of the current era, @kcg.bsky.social ‘s “This is fine,” to all those who celebrate.

i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane

The one thing the legendarily corrupt Golden Globes had been missing before now was insider trading. Not any more!

This is the maddest he’s gotten since that episode of TNG where everyone has to dress like Robin Hood

[At MacDonalds] Mr Eminem can you please dust my wets

Bringing Cory Doctorow to the Amazon ces exhibit is like summoning Bahamut in FF7 against a single enemy with 1 hp

Boar's Head is done. Finished. They have obviously cut out all their food safety standards and even if some of the food they're making isn't contaminated, none of it is safe.

Anyway in Dyke Witchcraft news, I have begun carrying a cold iron talisman (length of heavy chain) in my pocket for protection from evil (I'll let you fill in the blanks there)

Me after posting thin car from my phone while laying down

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

Literally the first news outlet I've seen directly quoting her wife. Even the NPR piece on Renee Good that aired this morning made no mention of Becca Good whatsoever.

Just when the night seemed at its darkest, when the mood was the most dire its ever been, when it felt like I'd choke on the tarlike grief caught in my mouth and throat, here comes Steve Whitmire with the most insane thing youve read in your life about a thing for which the stakes could not be lower

There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides

2026 is the year I get an mp3 player and start ripping music off CDs I check out of the library btw

The rage that has to exist in the average Minnesotan to watch someone stuck on an icy hill and STAND BY AND TAUNT THEM

Not going back to Spotify bc the only reason they aren’t running ICE ads is because the campaign ended. Meaning if the government did another campaign, Spotify has no issue putting the ads back on. Continue cancel Spotify.

“Ask not for whom the bell tolls, for it tolls for thee.” - Jughead, probably

everything is really bad but it's funny that olivia nuzzi fucked a guy who eats roadkill off the ground so she could sell one thousand books and become an international laughingstock

a government agent, who murdered a civilian for peacefully protesting, flying a dont-tread-on-me flag is such a perfect distillation of the maga ethos it almost feels fake

‘You Who Wronged’ by Czesław Milosz. For some reason or other this poem came to mind this morning. Written in a time of tyrants: #Poetry

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

I am being honest when I tell you this isn’t even all the people who came in second replying to this

40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive

that means her Jeff News is the guy that got adult re-circumcised to prove some extremely confusing point

Organizing, calling your reps, protesting, and having sex with their wives while they're out terrorizing our cities are all good ways to fight back

there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school

I think is obvious where I stand. I’m only an artist who has been living in fear but I will do what I can. This art is free to use/repost/print out etc. to whoever needs or wants it.

They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time. Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief. Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time. Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.

"also he molested dozens of teenagers for decades"