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This is technically my first video of 2026. I hope you enjoy.

CHRISTOPHER: I'm tellin you, Ton', he gets sucked into anotha world, there's wizahds an shit. it's called an Isekai TONY: If you're back on scag I sweah ta God I'll strangle ya PAULIE: (lifting weights) So dis fella, I don't get it -- is he okai or isn't he? Hey Sil, didja heah what I said? I said,-

I made a Pong mod that makes the paddle slightly curvier #paddles

I have never seen the responses to an innocuous post go zero to 60 like this before

"but marge, it works on any ayatollah!"

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to

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sasquatch diaries Jan 4th sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

"something's gotten into the animals" happy year of the horse

Call your reps + please read the thread. Do it now, please. Script.

By the way, this is another reason why inviting the Lincoln Project ghouls and Bulwark people into “the tent” is a horrible idea. They love this shit. This is all they wanted to keep doing the whole time.

This doodle got thousands of likes on Twitter in 2024, but like half of the comments were about buttfucking and I think that's dreadful. That's not what it depicts.

As the picture of what happened yesterday comes into focus, I think the proper analogy is a country bombing us, whisking Trump and Melania away for trial elsewhere, declaring that the Democrats have no hope of governing, and leaving Vance in charge as the guy they believe they can work with.

The KHive aren’t sending their best lol

Boise? Lewiston? Is this just a listing of college towns for colleges the guy didn't get into

I’m so furious that legal NSFW art and artists are being slowly gentrified off the internet while billionaires make CSAM-generating robots with impunity

gang I just cracked this case wide open

Buffalo Community Fridges has a handful of locations that are always in need of stock. Or if you cant afford to stock, cleaning the fridges is also helpful

this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone

He ain’t kidding!

MSNBC has a new name but don’t worry, it has the same great taste of 20 years ago

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

3 totally troubleds can be exchanged for 1.39 disturbeds and 0.51 disappointeds at today's rate on the Susan Collins exchange.

ive seen some confusion on this matter , but basically shes called DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ because she is a teenage dj whose name is dj sabrina

I made a playlist

Pro Tip: If you must defend abject moral cowardice, at least be condescending about it.

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

all this probably feels like a thought exercise to much of the US pundit class, but the rest of the world is taking this shit dead serious

punching down at elected officials by suggesting that they do something

the fuck you want me to do about it, haircut

And I will be posting through the remaining two seasons

wufei in this promotional pic is fucking killing me

Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/

🍖 MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU 🥩 For a limited time only, only at participating locations. Script and voice acting by @nabilsamandari.bsky.social Animatic by Nicolas Petelski #indieanimation #lotr #animatic #webseries #goblins #darkfantasy #2Danimation

yes, you need to kill the cop in your head, but first it’s important to embezzle his pension so his family can’t get it

HOST: what did you bring Method Man? METHOD MAN: the pain HOST: how about you Anthrax? ANTHRAX: the noise HOST: Wu-Tang clan? WU-TANG CLAN: we brought da ruckus HOST: and you? ME: *throws green bean casserole into the trash* nothing sorry

lmaoooo this though

Not hearing enough people say this