Lil bro thought I was taking a photo of him 😂

Me with my friends' Misfits in Toyland OCs

> @covie93.bsky.social

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

love to wake up to news headlines like (AP) — 200 Toddlers Dead In Opening Salvo of Operation Epic Baconsauce Lightning

average person cheering for war in iran

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Tricked out my new helmet :)

drawn and quartered, in the town square, and then burn the corpse and flush the ashes down the toilet. nothing more nothing less

we need to talk

stared at browt so much i had a vision

which way western man

the soy right

Operation Let That Sink In

Great job, intern

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Huh. He literally did the speech.

they used to call me loosemeat sandwich in grad school

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that? And then they grew up to be even worse?

i have acquired all ip rights to the socialist sopranos account and will be rebranding as searchlight sopranos, a parody account that supports common sense moderate reforms while eschewing identity politics except italian stuff. exhausting

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

No thanks scammer - I remember the Unabomber

A happy 40th anniversary to the time Bulma ran Goku over with her car and then took out a gun and tried to shoot him to death

lmfao bsky.app/profile/yash...

Lambda Legal has history fighting for trans Kansans; they filed Foster v. Andersen in 2018 and won a judgment establishing the right to correct birth certificates in 2019. There doesn't seem to be a lawsuit filed specifically against SB 244 yet, but they seem likely to bring one. lambdalegal.org

this also tells me that this isn't about following laws, or getting sued, they can absolutely afford not to implement this in every way. cancel nitro

call me a bleeding heart but i do not think the state should have the power to invalidate trans people’s identities and effectively imprison them. if you can’t legally drive in KANSAS how the hell are you meant to get anywhere

Haven't even started watching season 2 of The Pitt but I'm still walking around my office muttering 🗣️BABY JANE DOE

developing new medication that makes someone intensely slippery. useful for evasion, trickery, poetry, isolation, and getting out of jury duty

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

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Incredible ad in my digest email from The Onion

Naiads in shambles. Poseidon on notice. increasingly common Helios W

Nancy 2/25/26

A popular right-wing account that called a video depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as apes "a masterpiece" appears to be run by a White House staffer, according to records reviewed by WIRED. www.wired.com/story/a-whit...

a fresh loaf of bread is sort of a tragic thing because even as you’re eating that first magnificent slice you know the bread is already getting worse. beauty never lasts. happiness is evanescent

My suggestion would be to make him into 2 gay guys

Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

Yub Nub, She Wrote

whenever i clean my apartment my dog just stands perfectly still in the middle of whatever room i'm in and stares at me like this

These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all