Children cannot consent to religious sacraments/rites/practices and should not be able to "commit" to anything within a church until they're an adult but childhood is vital indoctrination time for the church so whoops

"Orcas are just weaponized dolphins" - Gondor

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

Word on the street is that a certain golf squad might be participating in this 👀

does anyone have a lighthouse I can stay at alone and isolated through the harsh winter as the sea laps at the stone and leaves salt in its wake like a fine hazy dust over this unimaginable prison and so too is my mind coated in this briny grit, breaking and eroding grain by grain

Hey the shipping company for papa johns is called Trans Papa Logistics

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

The "pick two" of my life right now is: - affordable - plastic free - zero waste

San Diego county actually majority voting for prop 50 has me proud as hell tbh like thanks everyone we did it

We finally have the listing from the police for Malaya, so I'm resharing with their juvenile unit number if you have any information or have seen her. She's been missing for 10 days. 973-321-1126

Burning the corndle at both ends

I love that this is like Christmas morning and you get to see so many people popping off for their games, GG friends I'm so excited to see you work your magic!!

cant believe im posting this KABUTO PARK IS OFFICIALLY ON THE GDQUEER SCHEDULE TONIGHT!!!

Just heard a girl at the faire casually recommend Elfen Lied to another girl and go "yeah it's kinda violent but it's not bad"

Ye olde timepiece of the apple

where is your boy tonight, I hope he is a skeleton

Computers peaked here

Yetee the rainbow tie dye. Why have you reached through my screen to grab me like this. Yetee please

speedrun bluesky rn

Velocity just hacked into the GDQ mainframe!! 😱 Could this be a game at #AGDQ2026?

I want to believe good art isn’t worth putting yourself in toxic situations to produce it but unfortunately the chain by Fleetwood Mac exists

Today Belmont licked blood off the back of my ankle and then did that super-happy tail wiggle so I think that's probably fine

Outer Wilds enjoyers are fucking shaking

Renaissance Faire :) Blowing dust out of your nose for the next 18 hours :(

I do really like the current hair products I use but the instructions say shit like "hair ceremony: take a deep breath and center yourself" for a leave-in conditioner and we simply do not need to be doing this

Yeah? I bet.

Gondor has gotten really good at figuring out if a song is from Chrono Trigger because he's always like "I have no idea what this is but I've also heard it 100,000 times at GDQ"

Volunteer applications for Back to Black are OPEN! Available roles: Donations Chat Moderator Tech Checker Host Social Media Assist These apps will be open to EVERYONE!! *Apply here: gdq.gg/btb26-vols *Apps close Nov. 7th, 11:59PM ET #blackspeedrunning #blackJoy #charity #livestreams

nonbinary people don't owe you gender-neutral pronouns

most people don't want politics that hurt other people. we just want a long overcoat like david bowie and affordable housing

My favorite part of fencing competitions is when they explore each other's bodies in front of a live audience

Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.

Hey birkenstock havers, is it a thing to be like "nice shoes" to a stranger when you're both wearing them or did I just have a bizarre human interaction

Every twitchcon I attend I dress like I always do, and then get there and remember it's egirl fashion week, and I feel like I've shown up to my final exam naked and the test is in a language I don't speak

Well, certainly Pussy Dungeon 6 is a fine work. Very fine, indeed. But as for myself, I've always nurtured a special fondness for Pussy Dungeon 3: Sex Labyrinth. Have you played— you haven't? My dear man, you must. A marvelous example of the genre. Wonderful characterization.

started running again

It's Dante's Inferno. But at the same time I really love that game, I just... Don't pretend it's a good game lmao

Okay but am I not supposed to find this the pinnacle of animal magnetism

With #TwitchConSanDiego this weekend, time for another convention tips & etiquette thread no one asked for, but hopefully you can use! Feel free to pin, save, share for other cons you may have left this year.

Jesus god in heaven Crashout Crew give me an option to make the text stop wiggling I'm going to throw up

FF7 fans in shambles

we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once: — Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — Against raising the minimum wage — Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

bluesky boomers found my post about diane and it's breached containment so I might have to post some nudes like I'm firing warning shots to keep the rent down

Diane Keaton was a big supporter of the animal shelter I volunteered at through high school and college, even rescuing a loose dog herself at one point. She was genuinely so kind when I met her at a telethon and spent the before/after of this shot vacillating between talking to us and the puppy.

We're already being horrendously stupid in setup