me, posting: the pachinko level in mario sunshine is stupid but not even that bad honestly lol millennial bluesky user who was shown a vision of my meaningless post in a dream: you know what's stupid and exactly as bad as they say? the freaking cheeto in the oval office right now.

Thom-yass the tank engine

"Forcibly removed from the establishment for smacking my artichoke in the dressing rooms" - @jaypegplays.bsky.social

Goomy 🥊🥊

my favorite part of every Salt & Straw is the cervical dilation boards they use as decor

This isn't an April fools joke I'm so relieved

I hate that april fools has become a way for companies to product test something weird and see if people demand it. Release it and see if you lose money you fuckin cowards

"Wanna see me do this speedrun? Wanna see me do it again??" We're excited to announce Microthon, the biggest little event ever on Saturday, April 4th! Only runs 10 minutes or under will be accepted! Submissions close Thursday, April 2nd at Noon ET! ldy.gg/m 👾

Me a year ago: "I would like to play more randomizers, but they're intimidating" Me now: *submits three randos* YAY CO-OP SPEEDRUNNING! @jaypegplays.bsky.social @blondkayvon.bsky.social @fletchisafurry.bsky.social @thekylethomas.bsky.social @bobbyburm.bsky.social @gondorwhodoesnthavebsky

Hey Games Committee, how many of the submissions include a button to piss

it's a 1.7 pound bag of kirkland signature organic pecans, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars and ninety nine cents?

Costcodle #922 1/6 ✅ costcodle.com

WE'RE UP, COME WATCH US SPEEDRUN JACKBOX

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

Priest? haha oh you misheard me. I'm not a clergyman I'm part of a clorgy

Did you know it was possible to speedrun a @jackboxgames.com game? Well NOW YOU DO because @professorburtch.bsky.social, @blondkayvon.bsky.social, Gondor and I are gonna be doing that tonight on Multithon at 10:40 PM Pacific with LEGENDS OF TRIVIA. This is huge for the program I'm so excited

I don't have a speedrunning backlog I just kind of get hit in the face with a new one whenever the Lord decides it's my time actually

speedrunning is great because I'm not even as good at unloading my dishwasher as Bubzia is at tick tock clock blindfolded

I feel like this shot I got in Pokopia goes unnecessarily hard

We've all kinda accepted Friendslop as a game category, so I'd like to suggest a similar addition: Argument Starters

having a great time with mario galaxy

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dumb of ass

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Fletcher is literally so cool

I don't even really wanna post this but as someone who has had to utilize safety reporting at GDQ (and had the issue corrected) and having a personally complex history of my own traumatic experiences, being on here kind of sucks today huh

Let's GOOOO

I am the kind of old where if a band Iove comes to town and I can't buy a chair because it's GA standing I'm not going

Yep! I sure did!

last repost: it still irks and plagues me every day that the weight of saving the planet being on the individual came FROM the corporations who are the most to blame. I mean fuck, it's BP and Exxon/mobil who popularized the carbon footprint. Blame shifting motherfuckers

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Eating my skinderm after peeling it off my tattoo for nutrients like a mother dog eating placenta

My beautiful angels

one 💅 of 💅 the 💅 girlz 💅 #FrostFatales

i am an artiste

あ～♥　#fanart #pokemon

SURPRISE

remember, anyone could be a stand user.

I haven't played pokopia yet but god they accidentally nailed what it feels like to have a vague and tenuous attachment to your expressed gender

"Abolish ICE" is, very literally, the moderate position

For posterity this post was about hole-a-thon but the point is universal

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.