frye and her friend heavy lobster

Me trying to blow a medieval peasant’s mind: and the downloadable content for the game was actually already on the disc you were just paying to unlock it Peasant(chewing the gas station beef jerky I gave him): I saw the cobbler’s wife kissing Satan’s asshole in the forest Me (mind blown): waaaaaa

Blue Prince (2025)

When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to. I mean I probably still deserve it but

My new rules for the timeline.

my name is Falco Lombardi, I make-a da pizza in space

gamescom submissions are officially open today through May 17th!!! Show us your runs and we'll see you in Germany!! Event Dates: Aug. 28-30 Location: Cologne, Germany Submit a run: submissions.gamesdonequick.com

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

Routine change

Listen while yes I'm sad to not see Sheepherds on the list, the games list coming out is a phenomenal reminder I get to see the gay people in my phone again and hug them and make new memories to sustain my spirit for another 6 months

EVERYONE HURRY, the #SGDQ2026 games list is out!! gdq.gg/games We have a lot of other submissions open now as well! Check the thread for information on the new game submission period, submission feedback, prizes, and on-site activity submissions Register for SGDQ2026: gdq.gg/sgdq-2026

while you were waiting for the games list, I was waiting to be able to leave my house because the garage door is broken and I can't lift it

Owning a home is weird because every year something fails and you find out that you were supposed to be maintaining it and no one told you and they're just like "yeah you gotta do that every 2 years or your house falls down"

romantasy smut where the FMC goes to do her fast forward training arc but hits a hard stop when she learns about delayed onset muscle soreness

gender is a performance and I am yelling "LINE"

in case you were under the impression the occupation of Minneapolis was over

Me: I'm reasonable at wordle I think Me looking at the SGDQdle: I have never thought of a word on my life actually

Hallo Deutschland, see you soon 🇩🇪

western themed video game: GORE WEST VIOLENCE WEST BAD WEST STRANGE WEST western movies: FROM MY GUN TO YOUR LIPS THE BASTARD WHO KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH THE MAN THEY CALL SHIT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND STICKS OF DYNAMITE

guy who makes up his own idioms: dude you are missing the penis for the balls

The Forest in the Ditto. Day 15 of drawing Ditto!

This week we talk to @aresundnes.hypergames.no about the upcoming release of Moomintroll: Winter's Warmth, 14 years of Hyper Games, and the opportunities that funds like @wingsfund.me represent for the industry as a whole. Tune in on Friday to read more: bit.ly/knowledgenewsletter

People who keep their comment/post history hidden on reddit are cowards. I'm already on the site, what worse thing could you possibly learn about me

[guy who's only played horsle] getting a lot of horsle vibes from this .........

Classic

cowards

Kitten you've been very, very bad today

when you're looking for your cat in the dark with a flashlight and they're just like

said "hi little buddy 🙂" in a cute voice to a dog on the street and they shot me this look and now i feel like a dumbass

we love you neil! 🎶🐀 #myart

Apparently my phone wanted to remind me 3 years ago I held this poster up outside my alma mater after they were homophobic as hell Enjoy being gay everyone

Using incognito tabs to google shit I don't want my phone to remember like "when was Jonathan Groff on glee"

A huge thank you to everyone who participated in our Trans Week of Visibility Streamathon -- 75 trans creators shared the spotlight for 156 consecutive hours, and every viewer played a part in keeping the hype alive! The effort raised over $30,000 to maintain our operation! ✨🏳️‍⚧️

hey everyone enjoy this instead of anything else

A firm reminder at a moment the world seems to need it.

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

I’m beyond thrilled to share that I’m joining Games Done Quick as their new Creative Director. I’ve been such a fan and admirer of GDQ for what feels like a lifetime. It’s a sincere dream to take what I’ve learned from building Six One and bring it to these *unbelievable* events and daily streams.

"dating apps aren't working, time to look lost at a renfaire" babe you won't find a man you'll be recruited into a 15th century blacksmithing guild that meets on Thursday afternoons 45 minutes away from your house

He is riven

me, posting: the pachinko level in mario sunshine is stupid but not even that bad honestly lol millennial bluesky user who was shown a vision of my meaningless post in a dream: you know what's stupid and exactly as bad as they say? the freaking cheeto in the oval office right now.

Thom-yass the tank engine

"Forcibly removed from the establishment for smacking my artichoke in the dressing rooms" - @jaypegplays.bsky.social