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The worst thing that stuff like Lonely Island, Key and Peele, or any Will Ferrel comedy movie has ever done: Given sports media people a slew of repetitious, unoriginal, redundant, eye-rolling references that they simply cannot resist using. If I hear someone say "Ay-ay-ron" one more time...

@brettkollmann.bsky.social Why do you do this

99.1% Baltimore win probability with 1:48 in the fourth, per ESPN

Game of the Year in the NFL for 2025 is a wrap. Insane. Absolutely insane. Holy shit. Crushing for Baltimore. Cannot believe Buffalo won.

Gonna try to keep up with this during the season. One talking point each week, for whatever game/games I cover during the NFL season. Completely self indulgent. This is for me (and I guess anyone else who follows me) 🧵🧵🧵

OH GOD STRESS

friendly reminder that "hellhole" chicago has had historic record reductions in violent crime in the last year

I can't believe I need to say this. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF AT THE GYM AND USE LEG EQUIPMENT SHOELESS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG YOU HELLO?!?!?

Two days into college football season and I'm already burnt out on teams running high tempo, repetitive offense. I literally just finished a game that had over 190 plays DESPITE one team being up by over 40 because "hurr dur dur dis is our offense dis is what we doo" Hate you. Hate you real bad.

Sorry, I had to watch Duke obliterate Elon (not the guy, the school). Thoughts on Micah trade. Doesn't change my overall view of Packers. High end pass rushers equate to a little over 1 win over expectation. Still got questions at WR, OL depth, and Jordan has to play better. Dallas is a fucking joke

Having a player who can do this is the equivalent of having Steph Curry's range as a shooter. Genuinely unfair.

This week is the start of college football season, and also the start of me being *extremely* dormant on my twitch channel. After what has been undoubtedly the biggest year as far as growth of the channel, getting partner etc, I grew more and more nervous as Spring turned to Summer. So I had an idea

I have a 16 game solo Archipelago randomizer I've committed to doing. I have encountered *many* snags getting everything set up the last few days. I've mainly gone to Discord servers to answer my questions, and that tends to work. Until it doesn't. And I get no response. And I have no idea who to DM

This post is for @bobbyburm.bsky.social

normal stuff went on today on the adef stream if u were curious

Goddamnit

It's a new era for Colosseum, and I'm excited to continue making fantastic events for great causes. You'll be hearing more soon (VERY SOON) about Kaizo Colosseum!

@adef.bsky.social and I are teamin' up for the #TwitchRivals Nightreign Challenge, taking place today! First time ever on Rivals so we're just out here to have a good time! (Also we are going crush everyone and leave a wake of destruction in our path)

How moral. How righteous. Wow. Truly inspiring. Wow.

I'm not gonna retweet the thing about the ICE ads on twitch because I fundamentally do not respect anybody stupid enough to think that streamers control the ads on their stream. I'm begging you to read a book without pictures.

Friendly reminder that we streamers don't get to control what gets advertised during our ad breaks. If you see a questionable ad on our channels, let us know and report them like below. We don't want them there either.

Bro, I'm so tired. I'm so tired.

A long overdue, cathartic rant about the team that I used to love, but now fervently hate. I just wanna come home. www.twitch.tv/videos/25300...

Mornin. Starting my month long "incentive" called Hear Me Out, or HMO. Any subs set to renew every 3 or 6 months add points to the total. Each benchmark adds another game to a MASSIVE single player Archipelago I must finish. Gift subs also contribute, and are 35% off! twitch.tv/keiperdontcare

Always love seeing people try that run for the first time. It's my baby, despite how unforgiving and utterly stupid it is LOL appreciate you having me on for BoP friend 🙌💪

Excuse my incredibly heinous laugh.

I made a video essay analyzing a game containing some of the silliest speedrun tech in gaming history - SKYRIM. Please enjoy this gold mine of memes

We're the single most objective place for player evaluation. Go argue with a rock.

If this isn't a @jaxlersr.bsky.social game, idk what is

I just hope WINDSWEPT gets popular enough to see speedrunners go absolutely crazy with the game

adef 🤝 Scorsese *making 3+ hour long epics that everyone should see*

I feel very reassured about this app and it's place amongst sociopolitical issues when I see the juxtaposed reactions to Ozzy and Hulk Hogan's deaths. That's all.

🤘🤘👿🖤

As a motion sick boy: Never heard of the alcohol swabs thing but I am RUNNING to a Walgreens

@kungfufruitcup.bsky.social @bobbyburm.bsky.social watch party for Blue Prince? I'll bring snacks

Happy Belated Birthday buddy! You're killing it 🙌💪

I know of *probably* 3-4 people who attended GDQ who AREN'T sick. If you were feeling gross and still attended, you and me, parking lot of an IHOP, right now.

The fundamental misunderstanding here (other than being a shit person) is the belief that GDQ is a speedrunning marathon. It isn't. GDQ is a charity marathon. It exists to raise money for charity. It does that through speedrunning and high-level gaming. Charity first. That's the priority.

Been seeing people that attended GDQ posting about being covid positive. Double tested, both negative. No idea where this sore throat came from then.

you ever just casually WR by over 30 minutes your first stream back from SGDQ? I just did. (splits are against the turbo controller WR, which I *also* beat by 13 minutes) #MineForever

Had a very short, but wonderful conversation with Jay. But she's one of the best we have. What she and @savageoctagon.bsky.social do with the host team is incredible.

First stream back from #SGDQ. AND WE'RE SPEEDRUNNIN LOW LEVEL twitch.tv/keiperdontcare

Had I not just randomly asked the Delta agent if I could hop on an earlier flight, my original would not have left until almost 11 PM local time. Huh?

I'm convinced Sara has played every single game they have

It continues

For a fleeting, but also somehow infinite-feeling moment, we come together to do something magical. Your team is awesome. You guys liked it. Proud and forever grateful to be a part of this twice a year.

Very, very proud of the work we did at SGDQ this past week. It truly takes a village to make these events happen, and I feel so grateful to be a part of it!

MASSIVE shoutout to Delta for allowing me to transfer to a flight that leaves NINE hours earlier for free. Big ups. Huge for the brand.

🏁TIME🏁#SGDQ2025 has raised a total amount of $2,436,614 for @doctorswithoutborders.org!! Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support. 💙 See you at #AGDQ2026!!!