neatly folded the clothes i had to take off at my human vet appointment today to try to flex. and also because they left me alone in the exam room for a few minutes and i got bored

A year ago they were fully publicly complying with the third term / president for life fantasy and now they’re leaking shit like this to tee themselves up — is he dying or is this just a historic lame duck cratering

i believe this is related to the rise in people who are utterly incurious about anything not directly beneficial to themselves

Current vocal stim is saying "Mr. Beast" like a movie kgb agent. Try it!

I think the way to read this is “White House insiders absolutely do not want Vance”

At a time when the president is starting wars, sniping boats, taking bribes, gutting vaccines and decimating foreign aid, The Atlantic publishes two (2) articles decrying a New York Times podcast where a Twitch streamer says shoplifting isn't a huge deal.

Thank you, People Magazine, for helping spread one of Jim Haggerty and InfoWars' first big scoops that's been hidden from the American public for years, which is that JFK didn't kill himself. people.com/an-exclusive...

my science project

This is all accurate but I do want to note it was two Nazi salutes, plural. Everyone always forgets Musk did a Nazi salute to the crowd behind him too.

i hate this shit

Didn't bend, didn't cower, didn't even feel the need to stand next to Trump grinning awkwardly like it was normal. And now he's emerged unscathed with his job and his dignity intact and his reputation even stronger than before. Huh. Seems like this could be a model for others in power.

one reason that there isnt a left version of right wing media is dem politicians and campaigns prop up right wingers for clearing the lowest bar possible rather than lift up left wing voices

Honestly teams should just stop with the giveaways, nobody is beating the White Sox Pope Hat souvenir.

still actively obsessed w this

Whether Trump dies in office, has to step down, or somehow manages to cling to the position of President until the end of his term, after he's done and gone, we're going to learn that lots of people knew with a certainly about every problem he has and did nothing.

i swear they've got scientists up there in a lab every day making up some stupid new bullshit to piss me off

can i just point out how funny it is to do the whole "only two genders" bit and then explicitly ammend a rule underneath it that says nobody is allowed to use examples that contradict that ideology in an argument to refute it?

so sure the US government just murdered more people today but did you see that Hasan Piker joked about shoplifting as praxis

being alive in 2026 is mostly just seeing if you can get out of the depressed anxious funk the last crisis put you in before the next one hits

The creator of He-Man is suffering from dementia and his wife had to set up a gofundme to fundraise despite the fact that Amazon MGM is releasing a multi-million dollar live action adaptation of the franchise this year www.gofundme.com/f/support-ro...

[crying] our president’s commitment to the troops not eating is beautiful

this thumbnail 🤌 this is not the satire site. this is the real one.

I'll say it again, one of the worst things this rampant push to cram "generative AI" into everything has done is make people suspect bright kids of cheating when they're just nerdy or bookish or neurodivergent, sanding down their unique edges to fit into people's lowered, homogenized expectations.

This is an incredibly depressing but impressively reported deep look at the FBI being crippled under Patel. Lots of interviews with people fired for bad or no reasons. I started screenshooting quotes and then became overwhelmed. (Grassley comes off especially badly. Fuck that guy.)

Alex Jones taking everything the Onion says extremely seriously is one of the funniest new genres' of comedy

this headline is such a great example of “racecraft.” musk isn’t passively posting about “race,” he is actively writing psychotically racist agitprop www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

In my experience, an affirming church doesn't actually talk about LGBTQ+ issues a lot, unless they VERY EXPLICITLY position themselves as a Church *for* LGBTQ+ people, if that makes sense Otherwise, an affirming church is mostly characterized by, simply not going on unhinged rants about The Gays

Oh Scribble

Unicorn doodles

Guardian of the Unicorns #berensart2026

depends on the man

living in rural areas rules. this is the second day this week i’m gonna be spending 8+ hours driving, bc there is almost nowhere in this state that does top surgery AND takes my insurance for it.

#pokemon mega meowstic 心惹かれたメガシンカ

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around to reveal tears welling in his eyes, feelings clearly hurt by what was only intended to be a lighthearted jab] oh fuck

Queer punk Growlithe needle felt sculpt I sold last year! Got really self-indulgent for this one. #Pokemon #Needlefelt #Queer #Punk

worm on a string kitsune design [ #art ]

Punktank

It's still so crazy that in 2024 a huge chunk of bsky's userbase hit a peak of "we're ready to pay subscriptions for bigger features and support the platform, just tell us when it drops 🫡" and then within six months the Bsky team gleefully cut through all that good will with surgical precision

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm? 30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

YESSS!!! STAY THRU THE CREDITS GUYS THATS ALL ILL SAY!!!!

the sheer confidence of working at the Brutalize Immigrants Factory and saying "man, there's a lot of immigrants in this country, gotta be like 1 in 3 people out there"

TERFism cashes out into bog standard right wing homophobia and patriarchal sexism, every single time

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

I always like the good news animal stories they put at the end of the news. It takes the edge off the bad stuff in the world.