I do not write “thoughtful, experienced architecture”. I write triple nested for loops, and if I run out of memory, I buy more RAM.

ROXANNE...

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

we used to play computer

*checks inventory*

ranch for poorly drawn horses

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

God it just can’t stay this bleak forever right. Like we’re gonna do solar and the seas won’t cover the coasts and we’ll stop betting on societal collapse and remember that we’re here to be kind to each other right.

chat who do you think Nick Offerman is playing in the Elden Ring movie. if this is how you're finding out about both of those things congratulations on hearing your first funny thing of the day

This is Jomvet. She is the rootinest tootinest cowboy around with a two-ounce hat on her head and a yeehaw in her heart. 12/10 (IG: mha.mahamek)

Shout-out to the desi queen who succeeds Amidala and makes this wise comment in her few on-screen lines of dialogue

areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess

Games used to be like books. People don't scream at you to keep updating a book. But then games became casinos. And the rats want their cheese.

The entire timeline right now

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

spent a lot of the weekend reading stuff and i’m no expert but it sure feels like this week is poised to give off march 2020 vibes

everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

i predict this site will be 20-30% less insane this time next week due to the release of the poketopia game and slay the spire 2. just gotta ride it out a few more days

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

society went severely downhill when 4chan incel jargon started becoming a regular part of the political lexicon

it seems obvious in retrospect that the SaaS model was a prequel to HaaS. what they didn’t have at the time was a giant tech money ouroboros rolling up the entire supply chain like an evil katamari

I could never do announcing for snowboarding events, because every time someone said the words "goofy foot" I'd be compelled to give a quiet little "gawrsh"

This took me a couple minutes before I realized this wasn’t “Dark Jerk Off Instructions”

rotisserie kitten

this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze

i know pokemon is still popular with younger people but millennial cultural hegemony is going to rock. we're just aging into the marketing demographic where everything is going to be catered directly to us. it's going to rule and we will do whatever it takes to make it last until we're 300 years old

WOKE 2 IS HERE

oooo lady gagita

The emotional whiplash of that coinbase commercial had me yelling <TOS_VIOLATION>

thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus

this is brainrot in blog form.

«But since you do not yet see God, you will well deserve the vision of God by loving your neighbor. By loving your neighbor you purify your eye to see God. Saint John says clearly: If you do not love your brother whom you do see, how will you love God whom you do not see.»

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

Tell you what, Bluesky has not been handling going back to work very well. And I guess I understand that

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

Going into 2026 like

If you haven’t had your pre-christmas meltdown yet there’s still time

I think the big lesson for the left in general is that opportunities for anything good to happen are rare and mostly due to dumb luck so you better be ready to take advantage when they show up

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

when people say to "listen to your body" i dont think they understand my body is telling me to eat a plate of mini quiches for lunch 24/7

I thought of a couple C- jokes for this but the overwhelming feeling is just how sad some peoples lives are. We live in a world full of wonders and amazing experiences and this is all some people have, this is what they think life is. They have a profound emptiness.

it should be illegal for any work emails to be sent in the week of thanksgiving. don't ask me about what we're doing in december i am not going to remember any of this

i need an out of office esque auto reply popup in all of my messaging apps saying that i am currently recovering my brain and that for any emergencies they should contact someone else or otherwise wait patiently for me to have a brain that works again