This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls. But since she asked, "Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States." www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

In the old west when a lady was trying to be sexy she'd say Pa instead of daddy

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

"Bored of Peace."

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

Pokémon League commentator:

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

It's great seeing a youngster get a chance like this, so few young people seem to have any interest in geomagnetic law. I hope they can help find a solution that's beneficial for all parties.

Crazy to see Shaun White standing on the sidelines watching the snowboard competitions. I loved him in Idle Hands.

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

Uhh, In The Army Now(1994)?

I could care less how many of you live on the East Coast and in New England, the only team to root for today in said Füūsêball Superbowl is THE SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!! As my late brother would end literally every single one of his text messages with: #GoHawks

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

This would fix me

They’ll be hearing from his father

We got a live one! 🤌

Some opera house needs to do a composer race during intermission.

I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping

This is really annoying. Out and out one of the best members of the twitch community getting banned for some weird automated mistake and getting denied by the same automated system that made the mistake to start. Do I have any connects at twitch who can dm a way to work through this?

It doesn't matter what they release, so many Americans are revolting and folks won't be distracted from it!

Please repost if you are PROUDLY 🇺🇸 PRO IMMIGRANT FUCK ICE BLACK LIVES MATTER SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS FREE PALESTINE SUPPORT LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈 PROTECT THE DOLLS 🏳️‍⚧️ PRESERVE NATIVE LANDS DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE LOVE THY NEIGHBOR BE KIND TO ALL BEINGS

Anyone need a ticket to UM tonight? 😭

In case you don't really have a dog in this fight and haven't decided who to root for yet.

26 Jan 2026

This is such a win for Seattle (and movie people everywhere). We’re lucky to have Scarecrow!

Your own, personal benis

We also made a Sinister Minnesotans hoodie and onesie. All proceeds go to aid organizations in Minnesota refusing to back down from the ICE agents polluting their great state. Fuck ICE, and thank you to @raygunsite.com and @wardsutton.bsky.social for the hustle. store.theonion.com/collections/...

We had to say goodbye to our beloved 16+ year old dog on Friday. I can keep telling myself it was the right call and she's no longer in pain, but it does little to make me miss her less. I'm sure over time the grief will fade and the memories will remain, but until then it stinks, it really stinks 😭

Sorry I didn't riff on your riff, I was feeling jocular when I posted but despondent seventy seconds later

LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today

Did SF not have the option to take the penalty on the extra point and go for two? Because that was the play…

Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open

i hate every nasty little worm pig fuck that works at ICE. in any capacity. oh i just file the paperwork there. file your ass to hell

ICE observers in the Twin Cities are in need of dash cams to prevent further intimidation and frivolous claims. Cams are $110, memory cards $35, and ship to us directly via this wish list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... If you've been looking for a way to help, we'd sure appreciate it!

Béla Fleck just announced he’s cancelling his performance at the Kennedy Center with the National Symphony Orchestra 💪

[yoda meme but it's Bolsonaro] going back for more hospital

I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

emotionally i’m not in a very good place for my country to be bombing sovereign nations and kidnapping their presidents

#CFB The folks seem to be enjoying the half time show ...

Me. Gorbachev, gorb down this chev

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I hope all your children got 37 dolls this year, instead of two.