CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Kash Patel as Pete Buttigieg. Now imagine they're Californian. Doesn't look so much like the Dust Bowl was caused by gammons doing mukbangs now, does it?

As far as I can tell, everybody on Minneapolis BlueSky is spending the day deeply engaging with local politics and everyone on Saint Paul BlueSky is spending the day eating a giant sandwich and drinking beer. And that feels right to me.

Clavicular is coffinmaxxing

They’re going to be in a lot of close, low-scoring games. So they need to do the small things right. Don’t get thrown out trying to stretch a single into a double. Get a runner home from 3rd with no outs. Don’t get doubled up on a pop-up. Little league stuff.

Is this @dansavage.bsky.social's film festival ?

Born This Way (Albanian)

Altuve, somehow both 5'6" and 6-7 🤷‍♂️

Born This Way (Albanian)

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

Lmao thank you Google

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

ℹ️ Graphic Media

gotta be tempting as hell for those Astronauts to get out the further anyone's ever been, scream "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN" and then cut off comms and ram their craft into the dark side of the moon you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever

Goodnight

If @aftermath.site hits a subscriber goal of 6,000 members you WILL activate an ABBA-based jump scare in my home.

To my trans friends, my message today remains the same as it has always been: Do you want to grab some tacos later? I have a little bit of work to finish up but should be free in like half an hour

They can’t draft you if you have unplayed steam games that counts as continued education

lmao Duke

lmao

LET’S GO!!!

a real Fire and Dimstone kinda guy

wazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

I assume he's trying to shoot the miniscule gap between getting paid for his yes to nuclear explosions before the end of April Kalshi position, and having a world in which he can enjoy his winnings.

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

This may upset you but if you cancel your subscription all you will do is hurt a news organization that is evil in a time when they’re struggling more than ever

So much anime can be described as 'Everyone has their own guy and yours is special' Pokemon, evangelion, ergo proxy, JoJo, attack on Titan...

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

it's pretty fucked up they scheduled international women's day on the only one that's 23 hours long

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Do you work in fundraising? Do you want a job that isn't evil? Signal is hiring a director of major gifts: jobs.lever.co/signal/68f75...

This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls. But since she asked, "Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States." www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

In the old west when a lady was trying to be sexy she'd say Pa instead of daddy

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

"Bored of Peace."

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

Pokémon League commentator:

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

It's great seeing a youngster get a chance like this, so few young people seem to have any interest in geomagnetic law. I hope they can help find a solution that's beneficial for all parties.

Crazy to see Shaun White standing on the sidelines watching the snowboard competitions. I loved him in Idle Hands.