How does Elon Musk remember what he reads? Full episode with Felix Biederman: youtu.be/grZAfTpYJW4

They can’t draft you if you have unplayed steam games that counts as continued education

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NEW QUORATORS w/ FELIX BIEDERMAN! we have once again read Quora questions sent to Jeffrey Epstein's emails. deep, important questions like "How tough is a Navy SEAL in a street fight?" and "What is the loneliest thing in the world?" AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/grZAfTpYJW4

OH DID A MOVIESBALL HAPPEN?

If you leave creatine out for 6 months it is considered mids

We’re getting word the government is planning a new 9/11 involving a massive drilling device

Sorry everybody when I killed all those kids I didn’t think it would affect gas prices like that

Would you go to war? If it affected your slop?

There’s a new world war and it is getting around the same level of public attention as fat bear week

NEW QUORATORS w/ PAUL F. TOMPKINS! → Why can't I get grunk or high? → What is the ultimate defense against all mental attacks, witchcraft and bullshit? → I don't like women for some reason. What should I do about this? AND MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/v9DPnNYxdcM

Board of Peace - Season 1

OPERATION CHUCK NORRIS

TRUMP: We’re touching the stove, folks. We’re touching it like never before. They’re saying the stove is too “hot” but we don’t believe them do we DIPSHIT BOAT OWNER IN CROWD (BARELY AUDIBLE): Hell no!

Sorry everyone a dog got into the War Starting Room at the War Department and is rolling around on all the War Buttons

Good news: Chomsky is cancelled, you no longer have to manufacture consent

It seems like the whole city resents the occupying army size police force here. And whose fault is that? Obviously the brand new mayor.

NEW QUORATORS w/ LIBBY WATSON! → What is a full blown snog means? → Why do we teach children to admire criminals such as Robin Hood? → If bin men must collect the bins early at 6:30 am, why do they have to shout? AND MUCH MORE! GO WATCH: youtu.be/7eN1IJS37Ms

NEW QUORATORS w/ KURT BRAUNOHLER! → Can you kill and eat mermaids? → What is mind control method? → No one answered my question about dark crystals. Is Quora broken? AND SO MUCH MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/I-RqDB3MVv0

This is probably ok

“I wave my hair back and forth” - Willow

the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way

Go to CoolAlexTraining.com/book to get big / small / the same size

The worlds so messed up right now with all the wars and everything happening to Clavicular

Just look how she is drawn to the cards

NEW QUORATORS → How do I prepare for a gabang? → Is there no hell but a ghostman scorned? → Why not be both loved and feared? AND MORE! GO WATCH OR CLARE WILL PUNCH YOU youtu.be/mp6iSBRk9vc

(forgetting the expression “she’s no angel”) she is a bad bunny

Eminem News

My wife left me because I was mogged

On a recent recording I said the smurfs cannot be gay because they are bugs. My research after the fact has shown bugs are all kinds of gay all the time and bug mode as well. I now retract these statements. It is time to listen and learn 🎓

NEW QUORATORS w/ BRYAN QUINBY! → How can I seduce a man with dance? → What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean? → If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess? AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI

From: CAP’N CRUNCH To: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: Milk Sea Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010 —————————- Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH

Baby 1 year old now. All limbs intact. Please clap.

NEW QUORATORS w/ @dono.bsky.social! this week we read iTunes reviews of the Quora app and you will not be surprised to discover that they are completely insane. it is unclear what these people think they are even typing into. 5 stars GO LISTEN youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E

ANY MEDIA GUY: people are pretty mad at the border patrol this week Greg. Any thoughts? GREG BOVINO DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA:

I just look at the state of the world and sometimes it feels like I’M the big chungus

Bruh moment: my finger is stuck in a dyke preventing a flood from destroying the town

i am not above doing a lil Am I The Asshole podcasting over at patreon.com/quorators

Shoutout to letters. Keep forming words and numbers of Super Bowl!

Charlie XCX is a great way to introduce 8% of the alphabet to a gay child

In October 2020 I was cut out of my car on the highway and tortured in a secret prison for not getting a Pfizer booster

My baby has been sick for the past 20 days and it is tearing this country apart

found a really good review of my podcast

Dr King would hate to see what has become of the Department of Homeland Security he so loved

full episode: youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0

When Europeans threaten to start world war 3 it is copying, it is being a copy cat, and worst of all it is cringe

Erika Kirk seen fucking Dogbert

Scott Adams is being deployed to Minneapolis as part of chud make a wish

Somebody should run on just undoing all the 9/11 stuff. It's functionally August 2001 now. Get right on the plane. No ICE. Zoolander coming soon.

NEW QUORATORS w/ the lovely @birdrespecter.bsky.social! → Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded? → Why some girls has no civic sense? → How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work? AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0