TVs Alex Ptak
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Famous Host of Quorators Podcast and Personal Trainer
ME: how was school today? MY TEENAGE SON, RADICALIZED BY THE NEW PATREON QUIPS FEATURE: chungo
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Folks, in 3 months Nathan lost 30 pounds and fixed his blood pressure. I am a genius and you gotta pay me money to fix your body like a mechanic working on a Porsche
14 days ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
17 days ago
alex reveals a food that he occasionally eats in movie theaters that is so absolutely insane to me in this episode
add a skeleton here at some point
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Woke Former Chud Operator Guy is obviously the synthesis for progress in this country it’s like you people don’t even know Dan Harmon story circles
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This never would have happened in my security ballroom
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gotta shout out my buddy
@tvsalexptak.bsky.social
for helping me build a baseline of strength through weightlifting over the past couple months. he’s helped me get from being someone who was always intimidated by the prospect of working out to someone who feels strong and secure in my body
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They’ve added a hype video to jury service and it gets all the prospective jurors to go fucking ape shit
28 days ago
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I am blockading the strait of Hormuz to create the conditions for Permanent Lent
about 1 month ago
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No one raps about digging holes to promote the movie Holes anymore
about 1 month ago
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All I want for my birthday is a peaceful Taiwan reunification it’s not that big of a deal and you only turn 35 one time
about 1 month ago
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When you’re 35 and there’s no nuclear war this week
about 1 month ago
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Quorators
about 2 months ago
How does Elon Musk remember what he reads? Full episode with Felix Biederman:
youtu.be/grZAfTpYJW4
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They can’t draft you if you have unplayed steam games that counts as continued education
about 2 months ago
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dark super smash character unlock screen
about 2 months ago
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2 months ago
NEW QUORATORS w/ FELIX BIEDERMAN! we have once again read Quora questions sent to Jeffrey Epstein's emails. deep, important questions like "How tough is a Navy SEAL in a street fight?" and "What is the loneliest thing in the world?" AND MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/grZAfTpYJW4
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Jeffrey Epstein's Quora Questions w/ Felix Biederman // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
https://youtu.be/grZAfTpYJW4
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OH DID A MOVIESBALL HAPPEN?
2 months ago
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If you leave creatine out for 6 months it is considered mids
2 months ago
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We’re getting word the government is planning a new 9/11 involving a massive drilling device
2 months ago
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Sorry everybody when I killed all those kids I didn’t think it would affect gas prices like that
3 months ago
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Would you go to war? If it affected your slop?
3 months ago
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There’s a new world war and it is getting around the same level of public attention as fat bear week
3 months ago
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3 months ago
NEW QUORATORS w/ PAUL F. TOMPKINS! → Why can't I get grunk or high? → What is the ultimate defense against all mental attacks, witchcraft and bullshit? → I don't like women for some reason. What should I do about this? AND MORE! GO WATCH
youtu.be/v9DPnNYxdcM
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Real Magic Exposed w/ Paul F. Tompkins // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
https://youtu.be/v9DPnNYxdcM
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Led By Donkeys
4 months ago
Board of Peace - Season 1
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OPERATION CHUCK NORRIS
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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3 months ago
TRUMP: We’re touching the stove, folks. We’re touching it like never before. They’re saying the stove is too “hot” but we don’t believe them do we DIPSHIT BOAT OWNER IN CROWD (BARELY AUDIBLE): Hell no!
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Sorry everyone a dog got into the War Starting Room at the War Department and is rolling around on all the War Buttons
3 months ago
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Good news: Chomsky is cancelled, you no longer have to manufacture consent
3 months ago
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It seems like the whole city resents the occupying army size police force here. And whose fault is that? Obviously the brand new mayor.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
NEW QUORATORS w/ LIBBY WATSON! → What is a full blown snog means? → Why do we teach children to admire criminals such as Robin Hood? → If bin men must collect the bins early at 6:30 am, why do they have to shout? AND MUCH MORE! GO WATCH:
youtu.be/7eN1IJS37Ms
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Full English w/ Libby Watson // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
https://youtu.be/7eN1IJS37Ms
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3 months ago
NEW QUORATORS w/ KURT BRAUNOHLER! → Can you kill and eat mermaids? → What is mind control method? → No one answered my question about dark crystals. Is Quora broken? AND SO MUCH MORE! GO WATCH
youtu.be/I-RqDB3MVv0
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Creatures of Note w/ Kurt Braunohler // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
https://youtu.be/I-RqDB3MVv0
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
3 months ago
This is probably ok
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“I wave my hair back and forth” - Willow
3 months ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
3 months ago
the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way
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Go to
CoolAlexTraining.com/book
to get big / small / the same size
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3 months ago
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The worlds so messed up right now with all the wars and everything happening to Clavicular
3 months ago
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Just look how she is drawn to the cards
3 months ago
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3 months ago
NEW QUORATORS → How do I prepare for a gabang? → Is there no hell but a ghostman scorned? → Why not be both loved and feared? AND MORE! GO WATCH OR CLARE WILL PUNCH YOU
youtu.be/mp6iSBRk9vc
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Great Musings // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
https://youtu.be/mp6iSBRk9vc
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(forgetting the expression “she’s no angel”) she is a bad bunny
3 months ago
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
3 months ago
Eminem News
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My wife left me because I was mogged
3 months ago
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On a recent recording I said the smurfs cannot be gay because they are bugs. My research after the fact has shown bugs are all kinds of gay all the time and bug mode as well. I now retract these statements. It is time to listen and learn 🎓
4 months ago
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4 months ago
NEW QUORATORS w/ BRYAN QUINBY! → How can I seduce a man with dance? → What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean? → If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess? AND MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
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Seduction w/ Bryan Quinby // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
https://youtu.be/naE16BVROiI
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From: CAP’N CRUNCH To: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: Milk Sea Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010 —————————- Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
4 months ago
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Baby 1 year old now. All limbs intact. Please clap.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
NEW QUORATORS w/
@dono.bsky.social
! this week we read iTunes reviews of the Quora app and you will not be surprised to discover that they are completely insane. it is unclear what these people think they are even typing into. 5 stars GO LISTEN
youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E
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Quora iTunes Reviews w/ Donovan Eyre // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
https://youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E
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ANY MEDIA GUY: people are pretty mad at the border patrol this week Greg. Any thoughts? GREG BOVINO DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA:
4 months ago
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I just look at the state of the world and sometimes it feels like I’M the big chungus
4 months ago
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Bruh moment: my finger is stuck in a dyke preventing a flood from destroying the town
4 months ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
4 months ago
i am not above doing a lil Am I The Asshole podcasting over at
patreon.com/quorators
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Shoutout to letters. Keep forming words and numbers of Super Bowl!
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