Me riding shotgun when my buddy said "Let's drive to Vegas tonight (from PDX)"

Bluesky when there's a big game on try discussing the game please.

They worried he's going to get Reggie Jacksoned?

Ain't nothing going to happen at the Knicks game nor outside it tonight. Dolan got NYC locked down for the emperor's visit. Police state is winning.

Netflix: the Straight-to-VHS service

It's ok to be squeamish about this or that. But horror is such a broad format with deep social and artistic relevance and to miss out on those riches across the spectrum is just pathetic.

They tried to poll me for this but my T levels came back "soy"

I would be a lot more OK supporting Platner if I felt confident he learned from his mistakes. That part was wishy washy full of excuses. I don't see that level of character holding up to the rigors.

They're always good, but this one especially

Is it against the rules to say these people deserve American healthcare?

Let me Google that for you (fuck it up beyond all recognition)

This lady is eventually gonna walk right into a slander suit.

Gritty is the baby Grogu of the Terrorvision universe

If you're not performatively conforming then you're a terrorist. Also free speech means I can tell lies.

Mark Cuban making me doubt my own ability to stay relevant past a certain age.

Great now we've got this expensive ballroom that's worthless because some old dude offed himself in it.

My demands are simple: I want all batting helmets bigger than a small, and all cups from infielders placed into escrow.

ICQ

The NBA is gonna try a self preservation rule that anyone over 7'2" has to crawl on all fours and Wemby is gonna become the era's first two way all-star (bear and crab).

When your idea of fun is the subject of a Dead Kennedys song

I swore an oath to hate on Mamdani once he took office but I'm struggling

The Democrats are getting paid to lose. Follow the money!

There oughtaa be a public database for this level of stupidity. No retort just INSERT and done.

Ramones Soundgarden King Khan & BBQ Show Exploding Hearts Catherine Wheel The Sword Paul Simon The Pogues Public Enemy Devo

👏👏Call that bluff! Go all in! 👏👏

This is a lie, at least 3 teenagers got pregnant this month in my trailer park alone.

Party Democrats seeing this thinking "We could do this and give it to ActBlue" instead of "I will not rest until these people are in jail"

How could someone roast Kevin Hart? A toaster oven?

Make them hotter. Find more than zero. Make them hotter. Find more than zero. Ma...

This is DEI for losers to have equal representation

Somebody at Disney thought "Grogu" was a typo but didn't want to ask a dumb question so they spent $200m and made the Baby Greedo movie.

Wife was showing me a paragraph in a travel book and said "they posted that this is a dog friendly beach"

Thinking about becoming the Marjorie Taylor Greene of the left

I'm not going to be duped by this same tired af mantra. If it's the most important mid term of our lives they will give us a candidate that represents the moment, and not one that reflects the party we've come to know and hate.

The rise of lobotomies IS the next industrial revolution. May I finish? Um. Only a few years ago, lobotomies were not a factor in our lives.

This morning we went to get coffee and there were thousands of dogs. Then got a beer with friends and Kurt Russell showed up and we all watched The Thing in 35mm.

No we're supposed to get up tomorrow and hit the books, hit the weights, hit the range, and toast the sunset with our neighbors so we're ready for our moment.

The criteria for hiring is they follow them around and see who uses the fewest office supplies

The only war he couldn't end was his own

This is the only time travel movie that doesn't get me at least a little hung up on paradox.

SCOTUS claiming the voting rights act is no longer needed followed immediately by southern states going all in to eliminate black representation just completely devalues the whole court. A lot of people have known for a long time, but this is the very loud gavel on that discussion.

There should be a Webby for making the most people go insane

Some people think this is a hater take but the real haters want them to clown the entire league with some moderate investment from a couple of American dorks.

Good words we'll buy action

This is a pretty small onion to peel to find the truth who's doing that work?

This is a crystal clear indicator their other gravy train is not at risk.

I can't wait for the day we rename Ronald Reagan airport to Barrack Hussein Obama international airport

If I was Victor Wembanyana I would not be an NBA all-star, I would be the MVP of going to GA concerts.

Can't wait to get my passport stamped at banana republic

We can tear down the gaudy monuments and put people in jail but this shit is going to be nearly impossible to remove because once that money is converted to ownership, they make the rules.