I voted last election and I am 100% not voting Democrat this time. I'm not uninspired. I am DONE.

I actually blame this one on Obama

Dude's humor has been 100% political since the get go. Just needs to own it and do the work. Anything else kills the idea he's just telling it like it is.

Guy wading into religious waters was not expecting a higher authority

Entropy dictates all memes will devolve into this

Chauncey does not get a ring. Splitter gets two.

Clavicular walking out of interviews as fast as Morrissey cancelling shows

Here's your tea, sir

On top of previous demands Iran now asking for a McDonalds shake

They have a lot of costs and corruption to do between now and the midterms.

Malignant. If we don't cut this out we'll die.

Just saying "that'll never happen"over and over until I'm right once

Feeling a strong call from nature to ride a bmx around the neighborhood with my friends and make jumps out of spare lumber.

There is no reason Trump can't face consequences. Expand the court and put his ass on trial. Stop reinforcing the idea it's hard/impossible and get busy doing it.

Hey us kind-of-dumb-guys resent this elitism

Some random boomer from Indiana. They're going to kill him live on YouTube.

Now do one from the top

Being smote really fell off

The old fable about crying dead tortoise

Respect to whomever decided we should go to the moon on April 1st

Incoming post from an alien hanging ass over Voyager II

Lebron should reboot Airplane if he wants to cement his legacy

I would be pissed if they sent me to the moon but wouldn't let me touch it.

It's a slippery slope!

Correction: they are staying but everyone else must be out by noon tomorrow.

If we had a time machine, we could deport them back to their homeland. -Sam Alito

Child abuse is now legal, from the people who abused children without consequence.

Another requirement for Democrat candidates has got to be fixing the court. If precedence no longer matters to this court, then we've got to start over.

I'm just going to start asking centrists what they want.

We've completely mismanaged the marriage and parenting duties so we're sending the kids to the boarding school.

Where are all these Harry Potter fans? I haven't met nor seen a single comment from them but there are 500 posts saying they exist.

Nobody is doing this. They're mad enough they might get a second yard sign but white folks are not doing real work to stop the white power movement. They're not ready to operate outside elections. And even there they will do very little.

a real Fire and Dimstone kinda guy

No ICE at Tucson intl. TSA wait 2 minutes.

Refreshing to see the discourse not shredding a woman candidate after a loss. More of this please.

Good time for an old fashioned feeding frenzy imo

I always recommend people take some time off before jail

This reminded me of running System 7 on a IIci. I got a new hard drive and nobody told me how to install it, so I just hot plugged it and the system didn't miss a beat. I did it often to move .wav files for SoundEdit 16.

New Math™ story problems are hard, but somewhat more relatable

I got bored

I realize the need to open the tent, but that does not need extend to anyone still slurping at this trough

Re-litigating cookie popups is bad because it might cause them to do more popups.

Shame about that mess I made. Someone should clean it up.

the look of a sold soul

Fuck that shit my neighbors rock and we hang out all the time

Going to invent a new language that doesn't have a word for "but" or "actually"

I'm going to need sources for this

It's heartwarming to see it's at least possible for Americans to vote with their wallets. Pretty pathetic about all of the times we chose not too.

Presumably a big free markets guy

I get this but you're purity testing your way into oblivion. At first they came for vibe.