Yall I took a gamble on this Vevor two-subwoofer box with amp, wiring, and inline fuse included and it absolutely…fucking…slaps, ESPECIALLY for $237.

Every single nap is a gamble.

What, and I ask again, IN THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Oh...oh no...

The stupidest heartbeat away.

I don't have many NBA takes, but as a quasi-Charlotte Hornets fan due to proximity and early 90's Starter jacket ownership, I do believe that "being a garbage human" played a significant role in the organization's willingness to move him, regardless of his physical ability.

I hope it happens today.

Ours is the building from "Blue Velvet." Photo by me.

How fucking unstable do you have to be to need a fucking squeeze toy to get through a committee hearing

Jesus christ

Oh no.

This looks like a funeral arrangement on wheels.

Oh no all the rubes we warned are suffering the consequences of their own actions.

“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” - ChatGPT

Civilization is cooked.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

New bullshit about to drop.

These people are excited about the prospect of opening Hyundai dealerships in suburban Havana.

oh my god

You rarely see a perfect headline in the wild like this

Imagine owning shares in this dumb fucking company.

I just want to remind everyone that we once put a man on the moon.

-cognitive exam staff clear schedules-

Embalming fluid does weird stuff to hair.

Suraj has a point.

They pay contributors like myself dogshit commissions.

The fuck

I watched this a few weeks ago and really enjoyed seeing Jeremy Clarkson outside his realm of farming and car things. Really interesting stuff.

I hope it happens tomorrow.

Seems like everythings going great.

Free this man.

iran has closed the reflecting pool.

Dramatic events are unfolding in the Russian-occupied peninsula of Crimea, Ukraine. Local Russian regime authorities announced that all fuel deliveries to civilians are suspended. The remaining fuel resources are distributed to government (military) forces and emergency only.

Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting

Yes, a normal president would try to avoid bribes.

For those who celebrate

This schtick is getting stale.

Maybe it happened?

I❤️NY

He absolutely shit his pants.

NY y’all chose wisely.

BREAKING: A former Israeli intel officer says Netanyahu is sitting on unseen Epstein files ready to kill a US-Iran peace deal. Ari Ben-Menashe warns that Mossad will unleash dirt on top US officials, including Trump… Blackmail 101. Netanyahu. Is. A. War. Criminal. 😎✨

Oh no.

Some minor, yet satisfying, improvements to the free Maserati on the docket today.

Not everyday a historic meme is born.

Maserati was soooo close with the succeeding M139. They could have achieved this level of throwback texture and comfort by simply adding more wood and analog gauges, but instead went with firm seats and "soft-touch" plastic. I HATE "soft-touch" plastic.