This is what I paid for a house with an in-ground pool on a half-acre in 2005.

I’ll bet it smells like piss in there.

Yall keep falling for this but it’s gonna wind up being Ivanka.

A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing. And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.

Jesus fucking Christ….

Old and Busted: Epstein Files New Hotness: MRI Files

This shit is why I have a foreign bank account.

Hey so are we still doing the Epstein files or nah?

Ok sir, let’s get you back to the MRI machine.

First reporter to respond to this sorta thing with "Actually, you're the stupid person" would become an instant superstar.

I really fucking hate this guy.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

North Carolina this could have been us but y’all elected a Governor who pushed an anti-trans bathroom bill that ran the film and TV industry down to Georgia.

Hey just a quick reminder that there's actually no requirement that you buy things during the holiday season.

This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)

I miss John Candy. Especially today.

It’s weird that we still do parades in the year 2025.

He was vetted and paid by the CIA, but alright, lady.

Tis the season for Cyberstuck.

We are so back.

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

Maybe he’s just an MRI enthusiast?

Oh no

Happy National Cake Day. Oh, and happy National Anti-Obesity Day, to those not celebrating the first thing.

The juice is gone

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

And then they came for Press Secretary Leavitt's family, and I laughed my ass off because she totally deserves it.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

They want everything to be worse.

Being famous kinda sucks, yall. Better to be rich and anonymous, i've always said.

4 days earlier:

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Wut

The scream I scrumpt when I noticed Harambe…

This is the #weirdcarbs equivalent of visiting Willy Wonka's factory.

My guy people can't afford "airport suits" right now.

The way that millions of otherwise normal humans heap genius-praise on these obvious morons will never make any sense to me.

This carrot needs to settle down.

I just want to watch weird YouTube docs and catch the occasional football/college basketball game.

Soybean season is long gone and all of what was grown is rotten in the fields.

The "100 deals in 100 days" guy is back for more humiliation.

A movie that takes place where you’re from.

Here is a hastily constructed animated gif from different NASA satellites showing the progression of the Hayli Gubbi eruption. Note the tall ash plume spreading NE (right) and a lower, light tan ash flow(?) moving NNW. #eruption #volcano

I like how the photographer is on a ladder in this totally non-planned and impromptu meeting of very normal humans.

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Me. I knew. Everyone on this platform knew.