Gonna be another busy weekend for the White House cognitive exam administrator.

Photographers. Please do not prostitute yourselves out to AI for a measley $9. Also, shame on Adobe for even offering this up.

Norm McDonald would have absolutely thrived in our current timeline.

I hate these garbage-assed people so much, you guys.

Let him cook (himself).

Nice Price or No Dice?

We live in the stupidest goddamned timeline, you guys.

Did yall catch my little Easter egg cameo on “RJ Decker” last night?

Chat how are we feeling about this plug I just pulled out of the free Maserati?

I'm tired, Boss.

I just want healthcare.

The trailer website is getting bored.

And beating people.

Actually one of the cool things about getting older is that you have no idea who anyone on TMZ is.

First thing I learned in the movie business.

War for the gram.

Is that why he's had so many MRI's?

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.

I too would rather negotiate with an idiot.

THE DEMOCRATS HAVE FLIPPED DONALD TRUMP'S STATE HOUSE DISTRICT IN FLORIDA'S #HD87: Emily Gregory (D)- 51.2% Jon Maples (R)- 48.8%

Little daily reminder that although I’m in a nice little blue corner, I still live in the American South.

This.

I'M ALL IN

Wow, seems like just yesterday the Metaverse and Sora were going to change the way people engaged with media forever. Seeing both discontinued must come as quite a shock to people with no aesthetic sensibility whatsoever.

I'd like to dedicate this WSJ headline to all anti-anti-Trump geniuses who accused anyone who thought it preferable for a Democrat to win the presidency instead of Donald Trump of only thinking that way because they were a warrrmonngger. www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

Yall I cannot with the pollen this year. I rinsed both of these cars yesterday.

She truly is our modern-day Elena Ceausescu.

We could have had it all.

"Hey guys, remember me?"

This is the new DHS secretary.

Seems bad for families of American servicepeople.

-Bus engine revs in the background-

I did Wilmington, NC to Toronto, Canada, only stopping for restroom breaks and meals. Would not recommend.

Problem solved.

All it took was a kidnapping and some civilian murders.

I mean as long as Kash Patel is having a good time, that's all that matters.

Actually war crimes are fun.

Guys I say this a lot these days but WHAT THE FUCK and SOMEBODY HELP US.

Drive your weird cars, friends. It’s good for both of you. Also use them to move things they weren’t designed to move.

Never in my life have I believed Iran state media over our own government. Until now. That’s not being “unpatriotic,” it’s having a brain that functions.

Checkmate, libs.

This is clearly a piece of British colonial propaganda, but it has a weird car, and the footage (I assume it's been colorized) from the era is pretty neat. Also, I love a motoring adventure. #WeirdCarBS #WCBS

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

This MF is backed into the corner.

This will be tragic and people will likely die in American airports at the hands of ICE agents.

The Battle of Iwo Jima (Feb. 19 – March 26, 1945) resulted in 6,821 U.S. deaths

>Ben Franklin stares directly at the camera

The fuck it doesn’t.

This was the thing I spent 2 weeks in Panama shooting. It was hot. There were bugs. Horrifically large spiders. But the food was good and I got to drive a Hilux, so that was nice.