Get wrekt

Michigan - Democratic Senate Polling: El-Sayed: 54% Stevens: 34% - Data for Progress -

I'm not rooting for this outcome but the funniest outcome where no one learns a damn thing would be if the state party selects Mills

the blackwater mercenary with a nazi tattoo continues to be a bad man? Oh nooooo if only we had all the clues and knowledge and could've stopped all this months ago

I have edited a lot of sexual-assault-accusation articles, and this one easily clears every veracity check: contemporaneous emails with her therapist, a boyfriend who knew, a woman she warned—all before Platner ran for office. Good on Politico for nailing it, and on Jenny Racicot for speaking up.

All the people who supported Graham Platner can console themselves with the knowledge that at least they didn't do it all for nothing.

This shithead has got to go

>Everybody use AI or you're fired >Wait stop it's too expensive >Don't use it for menial tasks >Only use it for important work stuff >If you're going to use it for important stuff make sure it's correct >Let me know if you have any questions!

I'm not sure how to articulate this but Graham Platner feels like an establishment backed anti-establishment candidate. His support feels very artificial and forced, like a bunch of connected people all got the same memo to go to bat for him somehow. It's weird.

People really sold their souls to lose to Collins by 7 points

FIFA was corrupt beforrrrrrre Donald Trump.

That Lethal Weapon villain is really good at scoring goals

The Yankees are in a 3-14 stretch and they've made no major changes to either the roster, coaching staff, or front office. They are still using several relievers in high leverage who don't even belong on a major league roster. Arrogant, complacent, poorly run franchise.

Corruption? In FIFA?

Turns out the time-tested strategy-for-losing that Democrats so cherish - trying to split the baby & find the dead-center on any issue, in any race, no matter what - works like a charm, yet again...

Camilo Doval has better job security than Democratic party campaign consultants, I do not understand it.

The manner in which I deploy my jars is no one's business but my own.

If you can believe it the Yankees are losing in the first inning again

Who will be the next dummy to hire Lis Smith?

Of course the Minions didn't serve Hitler in World War II, they were too busy serving Mussolini. Why do you think the Italians were so bad at everything during the war?

Sheep Detectives is probably the best movie I've seen featuring detectives who are also sheep

Chekov's Gun

america 250 ending prematurely because of a J6’er led riot against “the weather” is something i just typed

Thank you President Trump I will get so much use and enjoyment out of this

Donald Trump isn't going to let a little thing like a storm stop him from imposing his will, right?

My founding fathers

I am rooting for Paraguay because they don't squeal to the Allies if you invade them in HOI4.

Aside from all the losing, the Yankees are a miserable team to watch. Multiple errors, offense gets no hit for six innings every other game, bullpen is a joke. They play a viscerally unpleasant brand of baseball that sucks all the joy out of the game.

Celebrating Independence Day by setting my air conditioner to 35° F just to spite the Europeans

Gary: I'm not feeling anything yet I think I need more

Happy Fourth of July, the New York Yankees said "Fuck America"

The payoff somehow exceeds my expectations

Do we have an agreed upon word yet for a second generation Fail Son? 2 Fail 2 Son?

We're renewing our vows at Continental Airlines Arena just as soon as they get all the racoons out of the upper decks.

Ok Yankees, let's start small. How about we get through the first inning without giving up runs?

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I can't be the only one who thinks if Andy Serkis wanted to he could put together a team and dominate the World Cup.

Hog Water lmao

I like the idea of this account but realistically it would be a bunch of shitposts joking about the alien attack and they would gradually become fewer and fewer as the days go by.

My posts most days. I'm sorry.

Me: You're going to want to hydrate Her: OK : ) Me: Because these are the extended editions, it'll be like 13 hours total

Its been over a month and I'm still thinking about this

Finally, a grounded take on the franchise where every character is dressed like a Village People cover band made of veterans

Pope Leo has excommunicated the Infowars Elf.

Going back in time ten years ago to tell myself I just subscribed to InfoWars

I still think they're going to accidentally detonate them all at once and cause a crater in DC the size of the one that killed the dinosaurs.

I think he should be forced to make up a worldbuilding reason to cover every awful person in history.

Send the Yankees to Siberia

Personally I think it's great that centrist Democrats are now afraid and actually have to do their jobs to try to keep their very comfortable seats.