My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Spring in Philadelphia.

Phillies have an opportunity to implement the ‘Slow Jams Slumpbuster’ before the Mets

First Dave’s Pick I’ve checked out. Good show so far, but this Eyes, at a ridiculous cocaine-fueled tempo, is bad. The funky jam after it is sick ♫ Now Playing Eyes of the World by Grateful Dead from 9/28/76, Onondaga County War Memorial, Syracuse, NY on @playdeadapp live.gd/4sIcOvo

Just the fact that this kid didn’t attack the cop is a big green flag to draft him. He controlled his emotions while a racist asshole had a power trip.

We are so back! #Flyers

New vinyl #NowSpinning

Source of Depression Sows Doubt on Treatments

This is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my life

Phresh Phish this morning

boebert with a clip for the ages i fear

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

A video about taxing the rich for a blatantly unfair practice that hurts his city, released on Tax Day. This dude is incredibly good at this.

Good lord. @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social out here posting crimes against humanity

a powerful reminder of the grotesqueness of man's sinful nature, thank u sonic

The Lemonwheel was the peak road trip of my life (up to this point that is). 7 of my best friends, including my wife, piled into a rickety white Econoline van and drove to the shows. Post show we vacationed through Maine (white water rafting, Acadia, etc). Trip of a lifetime.

Turning on notifications for @transactionbot.bsky.social so I can see who changes their number to 42 today

List of things Pope Leo is: Weak on crime Wrong about God NOT a Cubs fan

Outfield defense makes a difference

Oh shit

Little known fact: It was so hot at the Phish Camp Oswego in ’99 that Page had a brass knuckles street fight with Son Seals before he sat in for set 2 on 7-17-26

Anyone need a 3-day for Sphere weekend 1? Section 202, willing to go under face…

An eventful at-bat as there's time called and Ohtani and the umpire bail as Alvarez prays Kimbrel doesn't hit him.

Skeet this again, but slower. No. You know what…just keep skeeting this around the clock. I’m going to pull up the Calm app for some music and just keep reading this skeet. This is my new happy place.

Incredible

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

Me and my Phillies fan homies watching the game when the Phillies have 9 runs on the board in the 5th

However the Pope responds today, I hope it includes a reference to Trump having small, even-tiny hands.

I’ve been trying to figure out why I’ve been obsessed with the Artemis II mission — more obsessed than I usually am with NASA stuff. This explains it! (IG: morganevelyncook)

The Phillies are scuffling badly. Need a win from @ghosttwist.bsky.social’s Guardians tonight because Barves.

the most important thing here is that Hungary has elected a guy whose name translates to Peter Hungarian. The Democratic Party must find a guy named Steve American and run him in 2028

Suppressing my excitement level about Painter and Crawford like

Saw some 18-ish year olds heading to CBP. The bros stood by desperately trying to look cool as the girls, desperately trying to look cute, took photos in their matching red Phillies tops w/wide-leg joggers. It was like watching a PBS show on the mating rituals of humans. Just add dramatic narration.

I am going to fight a child.

Sup homies?

Cam Payne needs to run for office when he’s done playing basketball. People would sign up in droves to work in the Cam Payne campaign.

pregame Dead jam before the Blazers game in a sun shower. Portland rocks

What was the coolest thing I’ve seen today so far? It’s a toss up between the Artemis crew’s successful splash-down return from a record breaking space flight and Alec Bohm making the Hyundai Defensive Play of the Game, brought to us by our local Hyundai dealers.

I wanna go to CBP for a Phillies game between now and June with one or more of my homies () and I wanted to check if anyone has tickets they want to sell prior to hitting PHillies dot com. Anyone have Phillies tickets (2-4) for a game between now and June that you want to sell?

Can somebody please teach the motherfucker to play The Sims or something and quit wasting money on this tacky bullshit

My uncle went to the Vet the day it opened. I think I remember he received a commemorative coin. Wonder if he still has it.

the chicago pope is over on twitter being christlike and everyone's biblesplaining him in the replies lol