No footy today: great time to get into the Tour de France.

cc: Akanji

hahahaha Akanji

switched to telemundo for pens 👍

Stop showing crying children at sports events on tv holy shit

lmao messi

Got woken up by one of the dogs biting me hard enough to draw blood in three place on my ring finger. Fantastic alarm clock, no snooze button on that.

Afghanistan, April 2004

This should be the end of about eight players on this team, but Ream and Pulisic for sure.

Merino?

back to bicycle racing

got ENG as *underdogs* before that game lmao

may-hem may-hem may-hem

it’s awesome to be watching a game and know that at some point you’re going to see The Incident happen

Quansah dumb

"Chris Paul hits a huge 3 to cut the deficit to 42" and then talks an immense amount of shit about it. Good look for Neymar

Ancel-lost-i

* banging clipboard * BALOGUN BALOGUN

Wout van Out :(((

happy 4th from the sleeping giant 🦅🦅🦅

ah cmon

CAPE FUCKI N VERDEEEEEE

LETS FUCKIN GO

Vape Cerde

oh boy here comes Messi

let’s fuckin go oh my god

That guy looked fucking terrified before he shot

how do you miss that shot

A$AP Ferg voice: rest in peace to my Algeria

Welcome to the Sharks Ivar Stenberg.

Verhoeff immediately noticeable at this scrimmage. The 7’1” guy is too for the opposite reason.

fun fact: Balogun in Yoruba basically means "general" or "commander" but most literally translates to "war dad"

that’s an insanely poor call

McKennie’s touch in the midfield before the goal is elite stuff. Back to the play soft touch drops that ball into a pocket between layers of defenders.

Balo again ole ole

“Zach you’re going to Toronto” “Wow close one. Uh, I’ll stay in Columbus.”

Darnell Nurse :(((((((

Trouba bad, but clear Grier wants to get tougher around a core that’s young and not particularly scary.

I drank a protein shake I made two weeks ago and left in the fridge. I am now shitting aggressively. ama

mexico came here to beat ass and skip hydration breaks and they're all out of skipping hydration breaks I'll keep working on this I'm sorry

So much for "no hydration break"

your man smoked that ball

we hebben een serieus peenalty keek probleem

these pens fuckin rock

Play for Germany

Bad day for the Axis

When Tah’s shot lands he’s going to be upset.

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Paraguayans always win.

Can’t believe football powerhouse Paraguay would park the bus to win against Germany. They should play open attacking football and lose by a touchdown guaranteed.