Honestly can't think of much funnier than the pathetic Vegas coaches having to slip stumble their way across the Carolina ice after losing in Overtime. Perfect image

Vegas is challenging to say there is no goalie interference. Does that mean the call on the ice is no goal because of goalie interference? It would be good to know these things!

Just popping in to say fuck Carter Hart

The hockey depresses me. Time to watch a movie

Is "Nicholas Ehlers" a Bieksa bit that only Bieksa thinks is funny

Everybody talking about the Leafs. And tonight there is only the Marlies to watch. Again Toronto is the best and most important hockey town

Mitch Marner commits to talking about the Toronto Maple Leafs as soon as he wins the Stanley Cup for the Vegas Golden Knights

Watching hockey

Koblar dead tired end of his shift, joins the board battle in his defensive zone and helps to win it. Puck pops out and goes the other way. Norway ends the Canadian dream. Wow. Because of Koblar's effort mostly. This kid is going to be a star

Koblar first shift of OT matching up against Celebrini and Scheifele. Doesn't give up a shot and wins possession to get a change for Norway. Wow. This kid is wise beyond his years

Canada ties the game up by scoring twice in the last minute and a half. This is what happens when you don't play Tinus Luc Koblar

I was saying Boo Jays

Not enjoying what's happening in the bottom of the 9th here in the Jays game but I really enjoyed this Orioles play-by-play guy saying "the sacks are packed" instead of "the bases are loaded"

Quietly removing my Tinus Luc Koblar Leafs jersey to reveal that I am wearing a Denis Malgin Leafs jersey

Koblar on the ice for an icing. Reorganizing his wingers to buy his tired teammates some extra time. Wow. This kid has savvy beyond his age. A veteran brain in an 18-year-old's body. Might be the centrepiece of an Adam Fox trade. Might call it the Tinus Luc Koblar trade

Koblar undresses tournament points leader Sven Andrighetto in the neutral zone then sets up a cross-ice chance off the rush. Then gets a couple chances of his own. This kid is a star. Brad Treliving masterstroke pick

Tinus Luc Koblar setting the tone early. Coincidental minors 14 seconds in. That's a leader. No backing down from the Swiss juggernauts. Everybody get on Koblar's back, he's taking you there

Cole Caufield and Juraj Slafkofsky finish the playoffs (19 games) with 3 5v5 points each. Wow. There is nowhere to go but up for this young Montreal Canadiens team

2026 IIHF World Championship Goals Macklin Celebrini 6 Tinus Luc Koblar 6

The nice thing about Canada beating the US at the Worlds is all of those "Matthew Tkachuk could join the Triple Gold Club" articles

Can't believe the most knowledgeable fans in the world would boo their own team like that

Habs getting absolutely rocked and the HNIC crew comes out of the period with "if I'm Marty St. Louis, I feel good" and "I love Dobes's fire" lol

Watching the most important and most competitive hockey game tonight featuring a Sebastian Aho (Marlies vs. Penguins)

A fun thing to do is watch K'Andre Miller in these playoffs and then look up what he got traded for, and then look up what Brandon Carlo got traded for. And then think back to watching Brandon Carlo play

As they say in Montreal, "les tabernaking Hurricanes! je les deteste!"

Habs continuing to do what they do best. Get dominated and dive

Great question, TSN

This should 100% be the regular Penguins logo. This is too good to keep in the minors

Maybe the biggest game of the season tonight. Conference Finals. Canada's last hope. All eyes on the twitchy European goalie who's won the crease, looking to stem the tide of the analytics juggernaut opposition. Really hope Artur Akhtyamov and the Marlies take Game One from Kyle Dubas's WBS Penguins

It is kinda funny that the only thing everybody wants to talk about, during a playoffs where the Leafs haven't participated from the beginning, is the Leafs. Probably because we're the most important and best team in the world

Everyone sharing the Bill Nylander and Matty Knies draft lottery reaction but the better part of his Youtube video is when Bill's video guy reads twitter comments saying stuff like "this guy is building a custom kitchen he's not waiving his NMC" and Bill is like "yeah. that's right. I'm not leaving"

Hockey Night in Canada slobbering all over Hutson's knob after his turnover to lose the game. Incredible stuff. Really interesting to watch a home broadcast from the Hockey Night in Canada crew. As a Leafs fan, extremely unusual

As they say in Montreal, "la rondelle ne ment pas"

What a lovely sport to watch. Somehow every single Montreal fan is going to walk out of the rink tonight, no matter what happens, imagining themselves as the most oppressed fanbase in the league

Imagine being a Habs fan and becoming furious because your players can't do anything except dive

That looked offside on Caufield in real time. Also insane Freddie turns into a shooter tutor

The whistle the Habs get is so grotesque. Jesus christ. I just looked over and am about to start chundering in disgust

It's not arrogant. It's simply fact. Only a few of us have the ability to watch and make comment. And if you're wondering if you're one of us... well, I'm sorry to say, you're not one of us. But if you put in the time and the effort, you too can become one of: The Hockey Understanders

Nylander and Knies were Leafs fans that night (via youtube.com/watch?v=EpsA...)

The tone of the Leafs update on Max Domi's health is odd and I hope he is okay. A sobering reminder that there are real humans behind the sports guys for whom I express intense distaste. With that said if the Cup is between Montreal and Vegas I will actually be rooting for the so-called "act of god"

Wish Marner had a 19.75 on-ice sh% one playoffs in Toronto. I guess he didn't want it as much then

Just popping in to say fuck Carter Hart

Luke Kornet getting blessed by nuns

Really hope William Villeneuve turns into an everyday NHLer so I can farm 6 likes every time he does anything and I call him "Billy Villy"

Time to trade Easton Cowan. Might never be worth more than right now

Always very funny when players are exaggeratedly shrugging and saying "I didn't do anything" and then the broadcast finds the replay from 60 feet behind the play of them spearing someone straight in the balls

Cole Caufield with a really good view of that Ehlers goal

"You know Chris, words mean a lot. And teams talk about words that everybody understands." Real quotes from Craig Simpson

Leafs top prospect Tinus Luc Koblar dominating Ivar Stenberg in the corners. Koblar just two months older than the presumptive second overall pick. Really makes you think

Huge game tonight. 3rd round battle, home team looking to even up the series. All eyes on the guy once heralded as the Leafs "next great hope," his sterling junior playoff career offset by his struggles in the show. Really hope Easton Cowan and the Marlies hold serve against the Cleveland Monsters