Missed the game helping my buddy shovel shit out of the basement of his cottage because the “clean out valve” had more shit water in it than he was expecting. Let’s go Leafs let’s go 2026

Nick Robertson is playing so well it does make you think: why not trade William Nylander and Auston Matthews for a whole pile of goodies? Not saying they would, but it's not such a crazy idea anymore. And that's because of Nicky Bobby

Leafs possibly without Matthews and Nylander tonight. Late contender must-miss television event of 2025

Really impressive showing from a number of Canadian juniors tonight but I think my standout performance has to be Ben Danford. Just steady back there. Solid. The foundation upon which this whole Canadian team is built

More invested in Team Slovakia right now than I've been in the Leafs all season

That is an incredible OT goal for Jiricek lol. Yeesh

When Jason Spezza finished a check against some pathetic Winnipeg Jet for a way dirtier play than what Barzal was retaliating against, George Parros gave him 6 games

There are currently 8 teams in the Eastern Conference within 2 points of one another

Leafs on the penalty kill after that is absolute horse shit

How is the goalie allowed to punch McMann in the head lol

This team keeps shooting itself right in da dick. Brutal back half of the period

Standard Leafs whistle

Real quote from Elliotte Friedman just now on the pregame show: "This is a guy who's not flaccid"

Nylander out. This has been the worst year of my life

Sweden reinserts Victor Johansson into the lineup and they immediately look infinitely better. That's what Johansson does for a team. Definitely climbing my shortlist for "best defenceman in the tournament"

Insane to actually watch the late game on HNIC (the Oilers) after watching the Leafs game. The whistles are, without exaggeration, infinitely different.

McDavid almost got literally killed in the neutral zone and it's crazy the broadcast isn't spending any time on it. Whole rink gasped. Honestly think the Flame pulled up because it was McDavid

Absolutely LOVE JOSEPH WOLL out there fuckin grabbing guys in the 6-on-5 situation. That's situational awareness. Legendary shit. Belt-type shit

Tkachuk again falls into Woll with his arm against the post. Like it's grotesque and everybody pretends he's good and tough or something

Also, everybody giving Morgan Rielly flowers for that 6-4 goal and I actually think the play that makes it is Maccelli not dumping it into the corner 2-on-3. Like I'm not a hockey guy but I think it's important to make productive plays with the puck

Now that the Leafs are up 2 again and Nylander is still not playing my rooting interest is rapidly shifting towards "injured Senators"

Many insanely nasty plays from Knies tonight

Pretty good reason to actually call the penalties that are penalties. Oh well haha instead it's a 1-goal game

Sens take off Joshua and OEL's helmets in that scrum (automatic penalties) and it's even-up. Classic Leafs game

Would be good to call some penalties on the Senators trying to plow Woll and everybody last period. But instead the refs understand they're reffing a Leafs game so they don't want to protect anybody in case they get called Leafs fans

That "William Nylander will not return" tweet from LeafsPR is going to make me cancel dry January

In case you're not watching the Battle of Florida, both teams are once again being pathetic little dweebs. Insane how there is one good and ethical team in the Atlantic Division and it happens to be the Leafs and literally everybody else i would enjoy throttling with my bare hands

Would love to see what that Sens fan who was gesticulating wildly and screaming "let's go" looks like at the end of the second

It's so transparent and pathetic to watch the Senators, who are getting demolished by the Leafs, come out and start trying to hurt players instead of playing hockey. What a bunch of losers. I mean, that's the defining feature of this Senators team, which was, again, eliminated by the Leafs last year

Brady Tkachuk pathetically slapping at Woll after crowding the crease. How can you imagine your team has a chance to do anything if this is your captain. God. Cheering for the Leafs is horrible, on the whole, but at least I don't cheer for the Senators

If Nylander is hurt and this isn't the leftover Christmas roast leaking out of his butthole I'm literally out the window. And I live on the 3rd floor. Headfirst. Painless

Imagining the tenor of this broadcast if the jerseys were swapped and the Leafs just turned a tie game in the second into a 3-goal deficit on a bunch of DZ giveaways and terrible goaltending. Right now Simpson is talking about how the Leafs have trouble scoring

Holy shit the Leafs are destroying these pathetic Senators

Ullmark is terrible lol

It's insane that Phillippe Myers is on this team

As I've been saying for probably two years, it's important not to use John Tavares on the wall on powerplay entries. He's not good at it, it's fine, but he's not. Knies on the other hand, can do it

Lmao what a fucking call

The Senators are so funny. They think they're a tough and real team. But they got eliminated by the Leafs last year lol. How does nobody understand how insanely embarrassing it is to get eliminated by the Leafs

Steve Sullivan best powerplay coach in the league

If Canada wants to compete at the World Juniors, they need to unleash Ben Danford

Ben Danford playing steady back there for Team Canada. Chipped in an assist last night. He's on my early leaderboard for "best defenceman of the tournament"

Turn on the Sceptres who are playing in Montreal and the ref is Quebecois and announcing calls exclusively in French. What is this. Absolute bias. Again Toronto experiences the utmost unjust officiating

The best hockey stats minds are saying Pontus Holmberg over William Nylander for Team Sweden

Stolarz signs a 15 million contract, calls out his teammates, puts up an .880, and then gets hurt forever. Solid stuff

Nylander bumper on the PP simply doesn't work. Not sure why this is so hard. Get Knies net front and enter on his side of the ice because he's actually able to make small space plays on the wall up high in the zone. OEL at the top instead of Rielly. A monkey could run this powerplay

The US Junior team goalie's name is "Heil"? Wow. Talk about American fascist backsliding

Merry Christmas to William Nylander defenders and all those who have never said a bad word about William Nylander. And if you’ve lived your life otherwise, well. I don’t want to know you

This is truly insane to look at

Literally zero replays of the Nylander chance at 4-3 where he walks a Penguins guy 1 on 1 and rolls it wide. But they did a whole pack in pregame about him sucking ass so that's cool

Lmao Nylander assist on the Domi goal? never mind Incredible Play Max Domi