Bill Nylander is both the unluckiest and least respected superstar in the league

Honouring my ex-teammate Mitch Marner by going for Halloween as "the guy who everybody believed would save the universe but who, it turns out, was evil"

Unfortunately the Habs simply don't have the juice. Every time I watch them, I come away thinking. "These guys simply don't have the juice." It's a shame. We all want new teams to challenge in the Atlantic Division. But unfortunately, the best team in the Atlantic is still, the Toronto Maple Leafs

Going to be so silly when these guys are teammates in 3 years. Too easy. Might as well hand out the 2029 Stanley Cup now

New Leafs warmup tradition appears to be making dicks outta pucks. This team is going all da way

The Core 4

Congrats to the Mammoth. Wow electrifying goal. They seem really good at making beautiful plays when the other team has stopped playing because the game is over

Leafs pumping the Mammoth. I thought these guys were supposed to be part of the league's "new wave" of contenders. Not today youngbloods

I've hated Joshua's whole season but nice find for Maccelli. Who I like and who is having a nice game. Good on ya lad

They just let this Simashev kid run Interference on every single puck behind him. Incredible respect he's getting. Or, you know, it's the Leafs he's playing, so

Insane non-calls. Guess we've put the whistles away

Now that's what I call Johnny on da Spot

Brutal stuff Anthony!

Another evening of incredibly refereed hockey

Love to dig in the goalie's glove and then turtle on contact. Standard Utah Mammoth-type play

Classic Max Domi neutral zone defence

Great play Maccelli Big Whack Big Papi

Underrated element of that Nylander goal is Anthony Stolarz slow to the bench on the delayed penalty. Means it counts as a 5v5 goal. Which means that it's more important and valuable

"No panic in that head" about William Nylander is probably the smartest thing Craig Simpson has ever said

Standard Leafs penalty, getting called because the other team hits themselves in the face with their own stick

Lots of white sticks on this Utah team. Seems like a team trying too hard to me. You can't be cool if you're obviously trying really hard to be cool

McDavid 21 points, but only 6 at 5v5. Suzuki 19 points, only 6 at 5v5. I keep hearing about these incredible players and this incredible Montreal team and it turns out they're just lucky PP and OT merchants. Not like the good and ethical Toronto Maple Leafs or the good and ethical William Nylander

The incredible, dynamic, Eastern-Conference-leading, contending Montreal Canadiens: 4 regulation wins The pathetic, embarrassing, terrible, pretending Toronto Maple Leafs: 5 regulation wins

Well, everybody gets what they want. Leafs haters get to continue believing the Leafs are dead because they sucked absolute ass for 40 minutes. Leafs fans get to celebrate a glorious comeback. William Nylander fans get to post that William Nylander leads the league in 5v5 points

"That's a great win boys, great battle, to grind all the way back there in the 3rd. Listen, it wasn't pretty. We know we have to work on things, and we will." - Craig Berube in the video from the locker room uploaded to the Leafs twitter account at 10:58 pm tonight

"All the momentum on the Leafs side" here comes Sammy Blais

Bill!

Skilling our way to the win

Another grade A chance against because Joshua skates into a guy and loses the puck trying to exit the zone

It's not really clear to me what the Amazon Prime people are talking about. What do you mean "they need to reimagine their identity"? Do you think this team is trying to skill its way to winning right now? What are you talking about?

They keep just playing it back to the other team. Like they collect it in front of their net and instead of making a play or at least getting it out they just pass it back to the blue line. Wild stuff to watch

Blais failed clear, Carlo failed clear, everybody loses structure, the guy throws it into the net. Standard Leafs goal against

When you can activate after an Icing and you're Simon Benoit, you gotta do it and immediately get dispossessed by Connor Dewar for a goal against the other way

The first home run Hoffman gave up all postseason also

What a fucking life eh fellas

Someone give me the Win% change 2nd 0 outs vs 3rd 1 out what’s the math

After that Ohtani out that is such a fucking gut punch

Fucking by the skin of our fucking teeth alright boys let’s end it and get fucking wasted on King West

He has dinged Barger with low strikes all fucking night and gives Pages that fucking call

This sport is torture and I’m not even a real fan

This fucking Rojas character is pissing me off

Time to slap some Yamamoto

Oh brother

Going to Game 7 of the World Series. Thinking of bringing a sign. I’m thinking: “We Love the Blue Jays”

Insane stuff from the ump. Let’s see how that zone stays for the top of the 9th

Insane postseason for Ernie “The Other Clemente” Clement

Should of IBBed him you dumb fucking Dodgers

The last 3-run home run in a World Series Game 7 was in 1967. This is the year

Bring in the velocity to bean Ohtani so Scherzer can charge the field throwing haymakers

I think it’s time to hang 8 on this Polish fuck (I can say that I’m Polish) and then start beaning Dodgers in the bottom of the 4th