insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

customs official: anything to declare? Jenny Holzer: [taking a deep breath]

Happy Sunday everyone!

If the events of ENEMY (2013) happened to me I’d be so annoyed

WHAT IS YOUR CAT"S NAME , GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

shrinking way down to fight ant man and immediately getting Million Dollar Babied on a thimble

It’s his day.

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Share if you agree

ELTON JORT: 🎵 Goodbye normal jeans 🎵

WHAT RESEMBLES THE GRAVE BUT ISN'T, Anne Boyer

The world is profoundly evil and you have to keep on truckin'

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

once again noting that first reformed’s line, “courage is the solution to despair” is a bar imo

Artist’s painting of a hippo on a flake of limestone 🦛❤️ Perhaps a practice sketch, or just for the joy of painting 3,500 years ago! From Deir el-Bahri, Thebes, Egypt, c. 1479–1425 BC. 📷 The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti... #Archaeology

Messing with shading & materials/textures tonight, which led to the... brick-sket-ball. Basket-brick? Basbrickball. #pixelart

Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. #pixelart

Day 2 of posting lil pixel art things as I try and learn how to do it Please enjoy a bookshelf #pixelart

I have a vision i am an ARTIST

I'm learning pixel art and I'm not usually great at staying on task so I'm gonna post junk here for accountability Behold: a log

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another for my adultbel series

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

end the male lonliness epidemic with this one weird trick!

thought this hammer was going to pay for itself but so far nothing in my home is a geode

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh

if there’s anything i know at this point in my life it’s that it is a gift to have trans people in your life, and it is a privilege many many cis people do not fucking deserve

I did not know the pacarana was a creature that existed until today... I am delighted to say the least...

always liked this one

BIG GOAT LITTLE GOAT is this month's free one page game. One of you is a big goat. The other is a little goat. If you need to know more than that, this game is probably not for you. PDFs and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/128931...

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Textile fragment from Peru, circa 900-1430AD. © The Trustees of the British Museum. www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o...

one of my favorite archaeology terms is "manuport" which just means a thing (rock, animal, stick, etc) that's in a weird place because a prehistoric human picked it up and carried it there. this one is estimated to be 3 million years old

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: whats up dude Larry: matters most vile

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