I also added a couple new pendants with really gorgeous bails to the shop. nora.jewelry/collections/...

Me, watching Evil Dead: how do you accidentally summon demons 20 minutes in: well yeah that'd do it

*pokes head out of window* You there! Boy! What day is this? Boy: Why, it’s December 1st of course! Aha! So I still have 24 more days to be a raging asshole! Now fuck right off boy!

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

A movie that takes place where you're from.

This movie isn't sure if it wants to be a paranormal, disaster, medical or mob thriller and I'm starting to not really care

It was a concern in 20 goddamn 13 that we were gonna hit a point where there were no new worthwhile features to add to a phone and I think we reached it 5 years ago and people finally figured it out last year.

Tribute to "Akira" by Dutch artist Garai Vorm. www.instagram.com/g_vlash

One year ago today, I sold my first pin badge at canopyrobin.etsy.com and set out to fund my trans healthcare expenses sustainably by creating a small business alongside my fulltime job. This quoted thread shares the 17 designs and 106 variations I've made since then! Please check them out! 🏳️‍⚧️

For those that don't know, this is not my dog. He breaks out of his yard every night to come to my house about a mile away

It's that time of year so friendly reminder you use a vibrator to ease sinus pressure by using it on your face

Girl

Clearly someone's still salty that the Epic Store/Launcher is still a fringe product, and that all the hundreds of millions they spent to steal away exclusives was largely for nought. Couldn't convince me to use it, even with all the free games. I might be a broke ass bitch, but I got standards.

Let them Yeet cake

My water heater decided to be a skimpy bitch halfway through bathing so if anyone needs me I will be in a massive pile of quilts and throw blankets until I defrost

can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"

#store we are already over halfway thru small business saturday, when almost everything in my store is 35% off! after this, that discount will decrease to 25% until december 10th, so today is the best day to get your hands on some super cute and comfy ethically made clothing with huge pockets!

Tenant is interested in buying the house

Ex once walked in the room going 'i keep hearing like a trumpet??' and I had to blow my nose in front of her before she believed it was a sound that came from me

Men why aren't you wearing shorts like this

Wanna go to school to learn to weld just so I can make weird freaky sculptures

Mahjong, mahjong, mahjong, mahjong I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my man Mahjong, mahjong, mahjong, mahjong Please don't take him just because he's got Thirteen Orphans yakuman in his hand

Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild - Black bear - Moose - White tail deer - Turkey - Red fox

if your walls have empty spaces and you want to fill them with pretty art: I have a print shop! on INPRNT 🔸 www.inprnt.com/gallery/ddb.... 🔸 they're always running sales and the print quality is *chef's kiss* OR if you're more of a ✨fancy collector✨ I also sell originals from time to time!

Um yeah I'm "boycotting" today. That's what I'm doing, I'm championing the cause. No I totally have money I could spend if I wanted to! Yep I got in the bank don't worry about me. This is intentional.

You have to love yourself even though you think you suck

Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive* Me: yeah i guess

oracles be like "this divination sucks" my sister in delphi you spoke the prophecy

Me: ah yes fresh clean blankets and bed is made My cat: hORL

we have to go back. to warn them.

My thanksgiving attire btw

The trend of people putting their fetishes in the newspaper needs to stop. At first it was elon musk with his racist breeding kink and now its the nuzzi woman with her mid butthole. I dont need to know this stuff. This is private stuff. Who raised these people

Another restaurant owner stood up to ICE. She refused to let fear win. Her courage reminds us that ordinary people still hold the power to stop injustice in its tracks. When we speak up, we protect what’s right.

One of the asmr youtubers I follow used AI in her most recent video. Not only does it have like 20% her usual views, the comments are a 50/50 split between "boo ai sucks" and the AI defense team. My question is if you love AI so much, why not just.. go generate asmr. Maybe because it sucks dick

Quilt by Jen Kingwell, techer quilt designer and author #WomensArt

Black women are three times more likely to die from pregnancy related issues because of blatant and systemic racism and this is an example of how and why hospitals need to do better

I am curious what american $$ spent for black friday compared to 24 is going to look like

Mom decided on a novelty cat-proof tree this year and ngl it's very cute

I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Europeans always want a pat on the back for hating America as if Americans don't hate it here too

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

court is now in session aunt sharon how do you plead

KOTOR. I still love it but it bugs out constantly on modern machines :(

HEY! WE'RE PUSHING BACK AGAINST ITCH'S SHITTY ANTI-QUEER ANTI-PORN BEHAVIOR BY GETTING YOU MATURE QUEER ART THIS BUNDLE IS HUGE COME GET!!