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@jampisces.bsky.social
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Katie Mack
2 days ago
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
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Hahaha thanks,
@scalzi.com
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12 days ago
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Punxsutawney Phil is on the Epstein List.
12 days ago
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Did Epstein have the kids type his emails?
14 days ago
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Handcrafred
16 days ago
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Tim Onion
21 days ago
Trials for every ICE member.
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The fuck.
23 days ago
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eli yudin
25 days ago
a full nights sleep? wonderful. a quick nap? delightful. falling asleep for 2 and a half hours? i hope you like feeling poisoned and concussed
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Why? I'd look for a new product but all of the tech bros are pushing this stuff. So I just have to wait for the bubble -- and their vests -- to burst.
about 1 month ago
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Testing this now on IG. We'll see.
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about 1 month ago
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Had a great time in
@calgary.ca
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about 2 months ago
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Jim
about 2 months ago
When I was in Montepulciano I stumbled upon the shop of a fifth-generation coppersmith. We watched him hammer a bowl for a bit and he joked with us in Italian. He had two photos on his wall: One with him and Pope John Paul II, and one of him and Rick Steves.
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Hey,
@thatbilloakley.com
are these the right ones? Arrived in Calgary today and grabbed these. Delicious ... but I need to stop eating them before dinner!
about 2 months ago
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥
about 2 months ago
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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maura quint
2 months ago
I understand that time is a construct and days move into each other with no care for the boundaries we have set in order to count them. Tomorrow is built from a 1000 yesterdays, not from its arbitrary designation on a calendar. But nevertheless - fuck 2025.
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captain bleach
2 months ago
operator: Suicide Hotline me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
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dan mentos
about 1 year ago
“No. Shittier.” -Vince Guaraldi directing the children’s choir for A Charlie Brown Christmas
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You don't do a renovation like that unless you plan on staying in the house for more than four years.
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4 months ago
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Jill Blake
4 months ago
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
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The timeline is Extra Fucked today. I'll check back tomorrow.
5 months ago
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Ed Zitron
5 months ago
shut the fuck up god damn i'm so sick of everybody just quoting this guy as he tells ridiculous lies again and again
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This is all you,
@seamus.bsky.social
5 months ago
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ceeks
5 months ago
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Garygary Garyross
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6 months ago
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Mike Scollins
6 months ago
It made more sense when it was missing
ca.news.yahoo.com/amelia-earha...
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Amelia Earhart statue found
The statue of Amelia Earhart that was stolen from Harbour Grace in April has been found, in pieces. The CBC’s Mark Quinn spoke with Mayor Don Coombs about the return of the beloved statue.
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/amelia-earhart-statue-found-213000764.html
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slightly diminish a band: The Jesus and Mary Rope
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6 months ago
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Cohen is a Ghost
6 months ago
my pitch for a better the rest of this century is we stop indulging irrational magical thinking. nobody made the world and the planets don't make you bad at phone calls. we've been politely indulging this shit a little bit too long! let's bring back using your fucking brain, see where that gets us
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Tom & Lorenzo
6 months ago
REPORT: This is an amazing cake, but you REALLY have to like the taste of lemons to enjoy it. It's essentially lemonade in cake form
www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/lemo...
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Lemon Bliss Cake
Dense, moist lemon cake with a tangy lemon glaze.
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/lemon-bliss-cake-recipe
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Hitler on the Roof
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6 months ago
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Miracle Workers
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7 months ago
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fr🫶v🫶
7 months ago
GOLDFISH: hi dog DOG: hi grayfish GOLDFISH: hi dog DOG: u said that already GOLDFISH: said what
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Greeneville Zoo
7 months ago
One of our giraffes got the zoomies and knocked herself out on the pedestrian bridge.
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Rachel H
7 months ago
the whole thing with the Bear wouldn't be nearly as annoying if everyone hadn't ignored my sweet and pleasant suggestions to watch an earlier Chicago show called SOUTH SIDE
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
7 months ago
I hate this game
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Nate's Myth
7 months ago
I can tell this map of western NY state was made by AI bc there are way too many finger lakes
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Cohen is a Ghost
over 1 year ago
you bet your ass I'm addicted to butt gamblin'
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Sean Thomason
7 months ago
If the right is upset that Superman is an immigrant, wait 'til they find out he's solar-powered.
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Sam
about 1 year ago
-Beginning of relationship- 1) Don't ever change. 2) You have to change. 3) You've changed. -End of relationship-
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DaddyJew
8 months ago
Space X should just change their name to ACME at this point
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Katelyn Burns
8 months ago
The news sucks shit today. If you need a break from it all, take just under 50 minutes to listen to
@joshgondelman.bsky.social
and Christine and I dunk on and rip apart AI in this week's
@cancelmedaddy.bsky.social
episode on youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAJx...
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Why You Should Never Trust AI
YouTube video by Cancel Me, Daddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAJx4eNn7nI&list=PL8YhC_zVA2aG2llVmjejWPN48gxGg1Lxx
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Sarah Everett
8 months ago
fuck ICE and fuck israel
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captain bleach
8 months ago
centrism means focusing on the good things bad people do and the bad things good people do
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I know the world is trash but I'm not missing my turn to post this: Wordle 1,451 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
8 months ago
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SpecLion 🔜 TFF
9 months ago
Time to post it again.
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Oh your poor notifications,
@kentremendous.bsky.social
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9 months ago
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"the writer said". soooo the computer answered the phone?
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9 months ago
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This is brilliant.
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9 months ago
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It's Abby. Yep.
10 months ago
We asked this fucking weirdo how not to be weird and his answer was weird as fuck
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