You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

Hahaha thanks, @scalzi.com !

Punxsutawney Phil is on the Epstein List.

Did Epstein have the kids type his emails?

Handcrafred

Trials for every ICE member.

The fuck.

a full nights sleep? wonderful. a quick nap? delightful. falling asleep for 2 and a half hours? i hope you like feeling poisoned and concussed

Why? I'd look for a new product but all of the tech bros are pushing this stuff. So I just have to wait for the bubble -- and their vests -- to burst.

Testing this now on IG. We'll see.

Had a great time in @calgary.ca !

When I was in Montepulciano I stumbled upon the shop of a fifth-generation coppersmith. We watched him hammer a bowl for a bit and he joked with us in Italian. He had two photos on his wall: One with him and Pope John Paul II, and one of him and Rick Steves.

Hey, @thatbilloakley.com are these the right ones? Arrived in Calgary today and grabbed these. Delicious ... but I need to stop eating them before dinner!

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

I understand that time is a construct and days move into each other with no care for the boundaries we have set in order to count them. Tomorrow is built from a 1000 yesterdays, not from its arbitrary designation on a calendar. But nevertheless - fuck 2025.

operator: Suicide Hotline me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor

“No. Shittier.” -Vince Guaraldi directing the children’s choir for A Charlie Brown Christmas

You don't do a renovation like that unless you plan on staying in the house for more than four years.

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

The timeline is Extra Fucked today. I'll check back tomorrow.

shut the fuck up god damn i'm so sick of everybody just quoting this guy as he tells ridiculous lies again and again

This is all you, @seamus.bsky.social

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Garygary Garyross

It made more sense when it was missing ca.news.yahoo.com/amelia-earha...

slightly diminish a band: The Jesus and Mary Rope

my pitch for a better the rest of this century is we stop indulging irrational magical thinking. nobody made the world and the planets don't make you bad at phone calls. we've been politely indulging this shit a little bit too long! let's bring back using your fucking brain, see where that gets us

REPORT: This is an amazing cake, but you REALLY have to like the taste of lemons to enjoy it. It's essentially lemonade in cake form www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/lemo...

Hitler on the Roof

Miracle Workers

GOLDFISH: hi dog DOG: hi grayfish GOLDFISH: hi dog DOG: u said that already GOLDFISH: said what

One of our giraffes got the zoomies and knocked herself out on the pedestrian bridge.

the whole thing with the Bear wouldn't be nearly as annoying if everyone hadn't ignored my sweet and pleasant suggestions to watch an earlier Chicago show called SOUTH SIDE

I hate this game

I can tell this map of western NY state was made by AI bc there are way too many finger lakes

you bet your ass I'm addicted to butt gamblin'

If the right is upset that Superman is an immigrant, wait 'til they find out he's solar-powered.

-Beginning of relationship- 1) Don't ever change. 2) You have to change. 3) You've changed. -End of relationship-

Space X should just change their name to ACME at this point

The news sucks shit today. If you need a break from it all, take just under 50 minutes to listen to @joshgondelman.bsky.social and Christine and I dunk on and rip apart AI in this week's @cancelmedaddy.bsky.social episode on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAJx...

fuck ICE and fuck israel

centrism means focusing on the good things bad people do and the bad things good people do

I know the world is trash but I'm not missing my turn to post this: Wordle 1,451 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Time to post it again.

Oh your poor notifications, @kentremendous.bsky.social

"the writer said". soooo the computer answered the phone?

This is brilliant.

We asked this fucking weirdo how not to be weird and his answer was weird as fuck