it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years

get a load of this loser

250 years of this. Whatever

new metaphor just dropped

i have learned that Ball, probably the biggest producer of canning supplies (for making jam etc) changed their pectin recipe to make it cheaper to produce with no notice or change to the product name/packaging other than ingredients list and it has fucked up thousands of people's jam recipes

ohhhhhh how bout another one 🤭

when i want to be useless, i just lay on the couch all day. only the dems could turn it into work

the first war that's only ever fought from Friday afternoon to Sunday evening

I cringe at non-sex scenes in movies. I have never watched a non-sex scene that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is a virgin.

researching baseball

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

When you hear about someone going to Culver’s twice

journalism is worthless, prove me wrong

*hands on hips* The problem is people need to vote harder <later> *hands on hips* I can't believe these people voted

when AI companies go bankrupt

Great example

Fucking sickening. Shithole country

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

🎶So no one told you the stream is an hour away 👏👏👏👏

Cheering baby break

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

The L Train Brass Band leads a Knicks celebration on 5th Ave in Park Slope!

KNICKS IN FIVE KNICKS PRIDE BROOKLYN

LIVE NOW come spin the wheel and change the channel twitch.tv/lord_googoo

me watching the new Scary Movie

Elon Musk will be the first trillionaire to die

when i die i’m going to pretend like i’m seeing something really horrifying on the other side as one last bit

not to brag but i scored 88% on a benchmark i made up while my friends scored far less, again, on this benchmark i made up

“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted

why things will never get better www.reuters.com/world/party-...

‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’ www.patreon.com/posts/160262...

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

@chrishowdy.bsky.social Ohio.

The money was always there for the good things.

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

This Saturday 5/30 I am going to let Chat fight over the Magic Remote. An experimental interactive stream, featuring a wide variety of content in a potentially fun or more likely maddening format. We start at 6pm ET and could go long, come spin the wheel or pick your channel. twitch.tv/lord_googoo

ty for this opportunity to share my art

Nancy 5/30/26

tl,dr; Scientists no longer allowed to use federal funding to publish, attend meetings, or talk to the public. They cannot collaborate internationally. Grants can be cancelled for any reason, at any time, political appointees have a final say over what gets funded, and who gets funded.

Wrong to the point of malpractice

New youtube video about me adding Text to Speech to my stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rgA...

if only the democratic party had some kind of "purity tests". oh well, the big tent strikes again!

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Cuba's minister of energy confirmed reserves are gone — with just enough diesel left to keep hospitals online. The UN has classified Washington's blockade a humanitarian crisis.

i'd ask him to elaborate on this, but seem to be stuck outside his bubble