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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov. He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.

lmao never seen track marks on someone's lips before

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

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I don’t think even Paul Verhoeven would’ve included the McDonald’s logo.

If you're someone who has gone from struggling to complete a 5k to running a marathon, would you mind sharing with me how long it took to make that progression, and what level of dedicated you were to training?

A little on the nose

It is going to be so cool when It Happens

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.

walter cronkite told america we lost the vietnam war on this channel

Fuckin dollar store Tammy Faye

Dude, Where's My Car?, opening night, PACKED theater, obv most folks not sober. 10 min in, guy middle of row 3 shuffles noisily out, gets about halfway up the aisle, turns, and hucks his giant soda at the screen. Long pause, 300 people staring, yells "BOOOOOO" and storms the rest of the way out.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

I don’t think you can predict this ending.

This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

Here’s the fun thing about getting an easy draw: No you didn’t. Group stages get weird.

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child

Thrilled to announce the addition of Haley Carter as our new President of Soccer Operations! 🤗 Welcome to D.C., Haley! 💪 #RiseUp

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired

I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...

How's this guy have immaculate penmanship with his feet and wearing a huge fake head

top notch mascottin'

Not even cardinal among the myriad sins here, but did she carve that dry-ass turkey with her teeth

This is the funniest opening line from someone witnessing a shooting that I've seen in forever. A perfect interview all around, honestly www.instagram.com/reel/DRoHVrA...

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains

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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"

Ian Pilcher robs Robin Lod with a sliding save that might be the play of the damn year #MNUFC

What a save lol

maybe i am going insane

What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

Being online for decades really prepares you for Part II. Sure it's bad, but is it Tubgirl bad? Is it GOATSE bad? Is it Lemon Party bad?

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Diego Luna (soccer) is a fantastical little creature