We’re so lucky the league is shit this year and that less than 60 points can get top five for the first time in 20 years. Just begging for help from other teams every week. #AVFC

We’re going to finish the league with one shitty point in our last six. Regardless of the final, this team needs some fucking work. #AVFC

I don’t understand Morgan Rogers’ dribbling ability. Some days he slices through an entire team, but half the time he’ll take the heaviest, dumbest touch imaginable.

WHAT A HEADER. 🔥 Ross Barkley levels it for Aston Villa after an early scare from Burnley!

What the hell were those passes? Get the ball out and stop blindly passing toward your own goal. We’re way better than this. #AVFC

Take that one away assholes! #AVFC

Fuck, he’s offside.

Ugh, I was hoping to wake up to a better score than this.

If you’re going to get a bad result (which it definitely still was), at least it was one that taught you something. We learned a lot about what some guys can and can’t do.

If Lovitz is going to be pushing higher than Qasem on the left side, just replace that whole flank with Madrigal and RBW.

I still can’t believe we conceded two tonight. That was a pretty thorough ass kicking.

I love BJC, but play Pacius or go find a player your trust. Mukhtar is not a lone striker, I’m not sure why we keep dusting off this idea each season. #EveryoneN

Ah, so we’re getting cursed xG FC from Union Omaha tonight. Cool.

Republican held states can gavel into special sessions and obliterate majority Black districts in a matter of hours, but when voters decide to counter GOP gerrymandering, it’s tossed on technicalities. There are two sets of rules in America and I hope that’s clear.

Alright, let’s take care of Burnley and cover all of our bases. #AVFC

Can’t imagine the anxiety of playing lights out and making substitutions. I’d be afraid to mess with anything.

have an Emi

Doom scrolling Villa at work (complimentary)

This release from the NCAA isn't just an announcement, it's a justification. The NCAA knows this is unpopular. www.ncaa.org/news/2026/5/...

Dougie must be the doghouse if we’re starting our fourth choice CB at defensive midfield today. I get that he hasn’t been great, but this is a big risk. #AVFC

I’m happy Nebraska got their first tourney win before this happened. An opening round win would’ve felt cheap.

It’s nice to see that the Real Madrid players also think their team is unlikable

Only got one more, largely thanks the Neuer. The better team is going through.

PSG’s press is so good. Every back line pass for Bayern looks awkward and negative. Momentum always seems to be moving toward the keeper.

It’s feels like there’s 1000 goals left in this Bayern-PSG game.

Not sure there's much to take away. We don't have an alternative to Surridge, Madrigal is more effective out wide, and we need to get healthy in midfield. But none of those things are surprising at this point.

Great showing from Nashville in the CCL this season. You just can't drop the home leg against a Liga MX side and expect to advance. We played with fire by drawing Club America and winning on the road, but we didn't get away with it tonight despite a good showing. We go on. #EveryoneN

I don’t mind all of the cursed looking animations (most are pretty funny), and I like the bones of the customization, but it’s never great when the “known issues” section is longer than the update notes. Needs a pretty significant patch ASAP.

Villa shit the bed and I got COVID. Wonderful day.

I don’t want to hear shit about fans leaving early. You reap what you sow, and that was fucking awful. #AVFC

Predictable result. Unai decided to put all the pressure on overturning a one goal lead in Europa, or an away win at Burnley. We’re definitely not a sure thing for CL anymore. I can’t believe how bad the Prem is this season because 58 points normally gets you 7th-8th. #AVFC

Every short corner/free kick has been hilarious today. #AVFC

This is pathetic. Guys chasing the ball with no plan, no ball circulation. Unai is having zero influence on this match. #AVFC

Get Barkley out. #AVFC

There’s no point to Villa’s press. They aren’t closing passing lanes, they aren’t uniformly pressuring the back line, and they’re constantly behind the ball. This is bleak. #AVFC

Jadon Sancho, I’m begging you, do literally anything useful in a Villa shirt.

Yeah, Unai doesn’t care about the result.

Some early transfer goals for next season: - Don’t let a Kamara injury derail half your season - Don’t go 0/3 on attacking midfield signings

Given the context of the match, that had to be one of the worst halves of football Unai has put together. At least Arsenal were title contenders when they clowned us.

Unai blew it with this lineup. Relying on other teams to lose is a shitty approach to Champions League qualification. #AVFC

We look like a heavily rotated squad. Disappointed that we seem destined for a long day, and a lethargic finish to our CL race. #AVFC

Yeah, this midfield is fucked. #AVFC

No point in complaining about the Bournemouth result. We’ve had so much help this season, and any other year we’d be fighting for the Conference League with this points total. Just win the damn match. #AVFC

I know Nashville are back on their “heavily rotated, away game sandwiched between CCL matches, let’s play for 0-0” bullshit, but let’s do better than this.

We’re going to get their best shot, please just get this done.

It’s amazing how hardened we’ve gotten to this ludicrous, offensive, deeply un-American assertion.

1-0 isn’t insurmountable, but scoring multiple goals and keeping a clean sheet against a team that can sit back and counter sounds like a nightmare. Our struggles against bottom half teams this year is infuriating. #AVFC

We need to get younger. This team is fading so hard down the stretch. Please just get a win this weekend and be done with it. We’ve been incredibly lucky with how much help we’re getting in the Prem. The form is terrible. #AVFC

Cmon, Villa. Rise to the damn moment.

Almost as much as Chelsea spent on their reserves.