Spirit vastly underperforming their xG and giving up a tying goal late. Tradition... #SpiritRules

Abiodun is such an underrated player for the Spirit. Great defensive recovery (off her own mistake) and then a great ball that should have been Trin's first goal. #SpiritRules

Jon on DC United's attack: "Pirani, Tai Baribo, and Peglow do not look like a coherent group. They seem to be yelling at each other most of the time." Full free episode on the blog 👇 buff.ly/wRgVQBI #DCUnited #MLS

Gavin Turner debuted against Atlanta and Ted had Footmob notifications turned on for him and STILL missed it. Full episode breakdown at the $5 tier 👇 buff.ly/FLVEyhc #DCUnited #MLS #GavinTurner

Pump, pump pump it up!

It’s a weekend of draws for the Spirit and #DCU (one significantly more fun to watch than the other). Get your questions about either team in for tonight’s episode here!

Tune in, Monday night at 8:30!!

New at Green Line Soccer: 🗣️ Weiler telling it like it is 🦘 Praise for Rowles' quietly effective start to 2026 🚪 Clark's shot at breaking into the 11 🗓️ Promising news on the schedule My thoughts after a deeply boring DCU draw that might also be a viable path to respectability in the East:

Why is Pizza Hut Park (I know but I’m old so I’m not changing) 80% tarped off?

0.04xG!

I am trying to take notes for the podcast. It’s mostly just frown faces and the cool S.

Also known as the “I’m not touching him!” Older brother maneuver.

From a visual perspective, this game is absolutely brutal to watch through 30 minutes. Dax ripping the #dcu attack, rightfully.

A….fully available squad??

Assistant coach for NOVA FC was sent off. Went past the Kickers aupporters and chugged a supporter's beer. #MagicOfTheCup #USOC

Got questions or comments? Post them below and if you post here on Patreon ($5 or higher) you will get a guaranteed answer! www.patreon.com/posts/153210...

Whelp, Louis added to the injury report. Wierdly Karanoko has had his injury listed as illness for several weeks at this point. #DCU

If you’re more of an audio person, our friends at @xowngoals.com spoke to Riss Willett of @sheabutterfc.com to talk Spirit, and @jennatonelli.bsky.social of Sports Illustrated on Gotham, available wherever you get your pods. open.spotify.com/episode/2ReJ... open.spotify.com/episode/0Hjq...

Jason recently started a new venture with Green Line Soccer, which is a simply must subscribe if you’re a Spirit or DC United fan. We know soccer dollars are limited, but we’d encourage you to spend some here. green-line-soccer.ghost.io

Vamosss

No surprises, excited for the first game of the season and to see a first choice lineup.

I LOVE Carter’s attitude in this convo with Jason.

Jon & Ted on Jackson Hopkins: sign him now, U22 deal, no hesitation. He's been in every game. He's 22 this summer. It's a no brainer. Full free episode 👇 buff.ly/hj8zbwp #DCUnited #MLS #JacksonHopkins

"This didn't feel like a game. More like an event." Jon & Ted on the Baltimore charade — and whether DC United has the self-restraint to not do it again next year. (They don't.) Preview the episode 👇 buff.ly/Sxxdqje #DCUnited #MLS #InterMiami

Give us your thoughts and questions on Saturday's clash with Miami or other #DCU thoughts. For Patreon members ($5+) you get a special link and a guaranteed answer on the show! www.patreon.com/posts/monday...

Jon: Louis Munteanu starts at Chicago. Ted: He starts against Miami. One of them is right. The clock is ticking on DC United's $7M man. Full episode 👇 buff.ly/QzyqIFb #DCUnited #MLS #LouisMunteanu

DC United called their Baltimore Inter Miami game "Be More United," used Ravens colors, booked Wale at halftime, and are reportedly deleting critical comments. Jon: "That's dumb and they should stop doing that." Just win. Problem solved. Full episode 👇 buff.ly/w1LjiYf #DCUnited #MLS

They will be perfectly fine next week I'm sure... #DCU

(Bill Hamid Voice) MATCHDAY.

@jonhoffman.bsky.social alert

Roster profiles dropped. #DCU is on the U-22 Initiative model. This nets them an extra $1 million in GAM. They can switch in the summer, which I would expect them to do. Kim still occupies a U-22 slot so it looks like his loan didn't cover enough to free. mlssoccer.app.box.com/s/8rlpwuftsh...

Jon & Ted drove up from Fredericksburg for the home opener and recorded the whole day — I-95, the concourse, the stands, the Metro home with 3 pts in their pocket. Read the game day diary before Saturday 👇 buff.ly/ZvSgYg2 #DCUnited #MLS

Ted's case for Matti Peltola as the real story of DC United's home opener 👇 Full free video episode on the blog + everywhere you listen. buff.ly/Dwk3WHO #DCUnited #MLS #MattiPeltola

Looking like 2 new Green Line Soccer pieces coming tomorrow, including the site's first-ever Spirit article. If you don't know what Green Line Soccer is, well it's this

Sources: D.C. United signed center back Sean Nealis to a new contract. D.C. acquired the 29-year-old from the New York Red Bulls this winter and extended his deal.

Do you want to steal money from Jeff Bezos and give it to us? If you have Prime still (I know, I know...), you have a Sub each month to give. Consider giving it to us.

The Patreon Benes don't stop! We have an Austin FC preview up with @futurexskeleton.bsky.social of @swoontower.bsky.social over on the Subscribed feed. Check it out: www.patreon.com/posts/austin... #DCU #VamosUnited

The free episode is great. The Patreon is better. 👀 Extended breakdown, full Q&A + the game day audio diary from the home opener — all live now at $5/month. buff.ly/U7pKFgF #DCUnited #MLS

A victory Tuesday morning episode is ready for you: player.captivate.fm/episode/c54b.... Ted and Jon talk #DCU season opening 3 points against #DOOP

A victory Tuesday morning episode is ready for you: player.captivate.fm/episode/c54b.... Ted and Jon talk #DCU season opening 3 points against #DOOP

Back live after a rare win against the Union! Get your questions and comments in below! 👇

Fotmob has heatmaps now! Perfect opportunity to point out the way Rene is using Hefti versus Kurokawa on the opposite wing back positions. Hefti rooms into the center of the field where Kurokawa stays firmly on the left side. #DCU

From the Athletic’s MLS survey, D.C. United’s Audi Field is the worst of the soccer-specific stadiums and its training facility ranks low (though not the lowest, which is a bit surprising given its size, location, overuse and general cheapness).

Loving this tribute to Olympic hockey in this Seattle Sounders vs. Colorado Rapids #MLS match

Werder Bremen have cancelled their US tour for this summer, citing ICE action in Minneapolis as “not fitting the values” of the club. Via @sebsb.bsky.social at the Athletic:

Feeling vindicated as a Peltola stan since 2024 -T #DCU

It’s true.

Guys... I have having fun watching #DCU

First time #DCU has led Philly since May 4th 2024