I'm not Gen X, but 70% as the highest marginal federal tax rate.

How is it legal to have a pitch this bad plz address this @soccerwisehq.bsky.social / @empiregass.bsky.social

It’s a good one!

Turns out that having a murderously fascist government that arbitrarily detains and tortures people from other countries is not great for tourism.

#Monotone #Indifferent

@joeclowery.bsky.social obviously this week’s Biro moment is obvious ✊

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Episode 2 of Youngvale is out now! Go listen! youngvale.com

it’s HACKS day ✨

🥺 Seattle sports fans stand arm in arm with Vancouver Whitecaps supporters as MLS and team owners are exploring the option to move the club out of the city. Seattle Supersonics fans experienced the same heartbreak and fate when the team was moved to Oklahoma City in 2008.

Fs in Chat; RIP; Roasted; etc (Obviously, #SaveTheCaps.)

IT HAPPENED

Maybe today!

New episode of Hacks absolutely kills. God this show is perfect.

Bang-ers on-ly

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

I just really want Austin FC to win a game.

I was a guest on another podcast! Thank you to @futurexskeleton.bsky.social and Steph for having me on Swoontower Soccer Podcast to preview TFC v Austin tomorrow. Apologies for being so... rambly! www.moontowersoccer.com/swoontower-s...

"HOT DOG! UP! UP!" - @bradstuver.com, Coachella Valley Invitational 2026... regardless of what he claims he's saying.

Most people won't even stop watching a TV show or listening to a musical artist, like the easiest possible thing. When it comes to confronting someone in real life, especially someone with any kind of power, and then dealing with the aftermath of that confrontation? Sorry to tell ya!

@crugglez.bsky.social I know you and @futurexskeleton.bsky.social love our boy's "baby" pictures. Thought you would enjoy seeing our illustrious captain!

NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS TTRPG CLASSES

Hey Austin, we gotta pump up those numbers. I propose daily patrols past Homeslice on Duval. We can win by a million.

The greatest team in the world beats the odds tonight. #AustinFC

Art Corner is LIVE! Twitch.tv/SeezyDrop

Watching Survivor- I JUST SAW A COMMERCIAL ADVERTISING A TRAILER FOR A MOVIE. What is happening.

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

I sjuck at photosharp I'm sorry I'm sorry Is this a solution?

lol “Austin in white. RSL wearing *reads entire press release for the new kit*”

shoutout to all the MLS clubs who have actual official presences on Bluesky. Shame to @austinfc.com @austinfootballclub.bsky.social for not actually moving over with everybody else.

Help. Tinyurl.com/wssp26

“you can’t expect anything better of these athletes, they’re all white men”. the goalkeeper for austin fc is posting coherently and urgently about politics on bluesky, of all platforms

In my non-soccer, non-work life I also run a nonprofit Shakespeare company, Walking Shadow Shakespeare Project. I feel like the only time I talk about it here is when we're fundraising, but Amplify Austin starts at 6pm today, and we open our Spring Show at 7:30pm.

Yes, y’all do.

This is how it’s done.

In this morning's Swoontower you'll find: - Our take on the Austin FC season opener vs MNUFC - An interview with Fit Bit, the Mascot of the Match - tinyurl.com/5x839v3b - An interview with Jon from @rfkrefugees.bsky.social previewing the DC United Match - And all the rest of our usual segments!

The Patreon Benes don't stop! We have an Austin FC preview up with @futurexskeleton.bsky.social of @swoontower.bsky.social over on the Subscribed feed. Check it out: www.patreon.com/posts/austin... #DCU #VamosUnited

BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD PLAYS TONIGHT AT HOME AGAINST MINNESOTA UNITED. THE ROAD TO 34-0-0 STARTS AT 10414 MCKALLA PLACE, 78758. #vhlm

SHE'S THE BEST.

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

*Great* article by @bryancparker.bsky.social, as always, highlighting the stuff we care about most re: our club.

1) @joeclowery.bsky.social it was so nice to talk again at CVI - hope the rest of your week was as chill as ours! 2) this is EXACTLY the stuff we were talking about re: Biro; he's an absolute lunatic, guaranteed to make you lol once a viewing experience. (h/t @thenorthendpodcast.com for the still!)

UGH there was a LB available and Rodo didn't scoop him up? How is Austin FC gonna deal from a position of strength if we don't buy every available option?

You can listen👂🎧 here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

Sure it’s not the best gameplay, but I love Johnny and Tara’s relationship on the Traitors. We should all be so lucky to have that level of ride or die friendship in our lives 🫡

What an honor to be able to talk skating on this incredible show. It’s an exciting and an important time to really pay attention to what’s happening in this sport. Thank you Jessica for letting me yell a bunch 😅

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

And I’m allowed to ask “why don’t they have Video Part ice skaters that everyone thinks are cooler than the Comp skaters?”

Add your kindling, folks!

@pharmasoccer.bsky.social we're knee deep in preseason grindset mindset etc., & we're on the hunt for folks to talk to for Swoontower, an Austin FC podcast. We'd love to preview our Nashville match later in the season with y'all - do you have a preferred contact email? cc: @crugglez.bsky.social