Can we move the game to Q2? He's a monster in our stadium

AFRICAN FOOTBALL MAKES HISTORY 🤯🌍 9 out of 10 CAF nations storm into the knockout stage, a landmark moment for the continent on the world stage 👏🔥 🇩🇿 Algeria ✔️ 🇨🇻 Cape Verde ✔️ 🇨🇩 DR Congo ✔️ 🇪🇬 Egypt ✔️ 🇬🇭 Ghana ✔️ 🇨🇮 Ivory Coast ✔️ 🇲🇦 Morocco ✔️ 🇸🇳 Senegal ✔️ 🇿🇦 South Africa ✔️ 🇹🇳 Tunisia ❌

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people always ask me why i drink so much iced coffee. i actually have a genetic condition where my body doesn’t produce it’s own iced coffee. so i have to make my own and drink it every single day.

For non-Americans: You know how gas stations have those little shops that sell candy and cigarettes? Okay, now have you ever been in a Gothic cathedral?

ok now the announcers are right. Messi - 18 Marta - 17 everybody else. Think she stays internationally unretired to challenge the record again? In her home country? Imagine the scenes.

I know, after that performance, I'm thinking the exact same thing all of you are: Can Messi carry this form into the Leagues Cup?

Men's World Cup history* Messi tying Marta is fun though

My best 15 month creative/professional/athletic periods are so comparatively embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣 These dudes are just. different.

I had no idea @empiregass.bsky.social (of @kickbacksoccer.bsky.social / @soccerwisehq.bsky.social !) was making the leap to the big screen but I’m pretty sure I just saw him in the new Spider-Man trailer?

Roldan on the aux is WILD

Dawning on me: a Harry Kane brace would make the CR7 stuff even funnier in the "stars can't stop scoring" discourse. One from Jude, too.

Unsurprisingly the quietest crowd all tournament is England.

Such a stupid rule to penalize a goalkeeper and reward the pk taker

Hate Watch: Successful. Could never be my goat.

men who are looking for small ways to fight against internalized misogyny: correct this every time you see or hear it

Is Zlatan calling Alexi “Alexis” because he finds it hard to pronounce or is this a “calling Perry Kitchen ‘Kevin’ for two years” situation.

Weston McKennie’s heatmap vs. Paraguay via @futi.live

Idc the foosball commercial got me tearing up

I need youngins to know there was a period of like 3 years where Austin Powers quotes were just everywhere. It was bigger than you could have imagined for a fuckin James Bond parody. And it actually killed James Bond for a decade.

if your favorite fast food restaurant isn't p. terry's it's worse than my favorite fast food restaurant.

new favorite meme just dropped

Didn’t realize until we posted on Instagram, but several people pointed out that it looks like we are holding up 2015 Women’s World Cup winner Meghan Klingenberg at gunpoint on stage at the USMNT roster reveal. 😂

GREAT question! May 24! 7pm! Pease Park! FREE.99! Come see our multilingual Coriolanus! One rehearsal day, actors from all over, everyone learning their parts on their own and coming together to celebrate theatre, community, & the importance of communication! tickets.atxtheatre.org/events/corio...

MLS is the only league that will actively try to reduce press coverage and then wonder how to get fans to care

I truly love that Sir Charles went from “I don’t want to be a role model” to just being a fricken role model. He’s an accomplice on national tv. That an NBA show is talking about this, like this, really shows just some of what Jason Collins accomplished.

Always true

What’s matt turner done for trans kids? Yeah thought so. Stuver for MVP.

Re: Wes’s post about @bradstuver.com: I first became Team Brad Stuver years ago when an anti-trans sports bill was in front of the TX lege and he wrote an op-ed for the local paper advocating for trans inclusion in sport. That’s when we asked him onto BIAD: www.burnitalldownpod.com/episodes/int...

Huge victory for QSMNT. For years they’ve been insisting that Gregg Berhalter ought to be working at McDonald’s

OH! AND! If you think #BradStuverForMLSAllStarAndAlsoPresident ended after last year, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'. Our guy over here doing his street team's work for him - the analytics love him, nerds love him, AND THE VIBES ARE IMMEASURABLE.

MLS fans have the opportunity to do the funniest thing and make MLS All-Star Guilherme Biro officially "2x MLS All-Star Guilherme Biro" IJS the old you would've done it for the memes

I'm not Gen X, but 70% as the highest marginal federal tax rate.

How is it legal to have a pitch this bad plz address this @soccerwisehq.bsky.social / @empiregass.bsky.social

It’s a good one!

Turns out that having a murderously fascist government that arbitrarily detains and tortures people from other countries is not great for tourism.

#Monotone #Indifferent

@joeclowery.bsky.social obviously this week’s Biro moment is obvious ✊

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Episode 2 of Youngvale is out now! Go listen! youngvale.com

it’s HACKS day ✨

🥺 Seattle sports fans stand arm in arm with Vancouver Whitecaps supporters as MLS and team owners are exploring the option to move the club out of the city. Seattle Supersonics fans experienced the same heartbreak and fate when the team was moved to Oklahoma City in 2008.

Fs in Chat; RIP; Roasted; etc (Obviously, #SaveTheCaps.)

IT HAPPENED

Maybe today!

New episode of Hacks absolutely kills. God this show is perfect.

Bang-ers on-ly

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

I just really want Austin FC to win a game.