NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS TTRPG CLASSES

Hey Austin, we gotta pump up those numbers. I propose daily patrols past Homeslice on Duval. We can win by a million.

The greatest team in the world beats the odds tonight. #AustinFC

Art Corner is LIVE! Twitch.tv/SeezyDrop

Watching Survivor- I JUST SAW A COMMERCIAL ADVERTISING A TRAILER FOR A MOVIE. What is happening.

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

I sjuck at photosharp I'm sorry I'm sorry Is this a solution?

lol “Austin in white. RSL wearing *reads entire press release for the new kit*”

shoutout to all the MLS clubs who have actual official presences on Bluesky. Shame to @austinfc.com @austinfootballclub.bsky.social for not actually moving over with everybody else.

Help. Tinyurl.com/wssp26

“you can’t expect anything better of these athletes, they’re all white men”. the goalkeeper for austin fc is posting coherently and urgently about politics on bluesky, of all platforms

In my non-soccer, non-work life I also run a nonprofit Shakespeare company, Walking Shadow Shakespeare Project. I feel like the only time I talk about it here is when we're fundraising, but Amplify Austin starts at 6pm today, and we open our Spring Show at 7:30pm.

Yes, y’all do.

This is how it’s done.

In this morning's Swoontower you'll find: - Our take on the Austin FC season opener vs MNUFC - An interview with Fit Bit, the Mascot of the Match - tinyurl.com/5x839v3b - An interview with Jon from @rfkrefugees.bsky.social previewing the DC United Match - And all the rest of our usual segments!

The Patreon Benes don't stop! We have an Austin FC preview up with @futurexskeleton.bsky.social of @swoontower.bsky.social over on the Subscribed feed. Check it out: www.patreon.com/posts/austin... #DCU #VamosUnited

BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD PLAYS TONIGHT AT HOME AGAINST MINNESOTA UNITED. THE ROAD TO 34-0-0 STARTS AT 10414 MCKALLA PLACE, 78758. #vhlm

SHE'S THE BEST.

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

*Great* article by @bryancparker.bsky.social, as always, highlighting the stuff we care about most re: our club.

1) @joeclowery.bsky.social it was so nice to talk again at CVI - hope the rest of your week was as chill as ours! 2) this is EXACTLY the stuff we were talking about re: Biro; he's an absolute lunatic, guaranteed to make you lol once a viewing experience. (h/t @thenorthendpodcast.com for the still!)

UGH there was a LB available and Rodo didn't scoop him up? How is Austin FC gonna deal from a position of strength if we don't buy every available option?

You can listen👂🎧 here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

Sure it’s not the best gameplay, but I love Johnny and Tara’s relationship on the Traitors. We should all be so lucky to have that level of ride or die friendship in our lives 🫡

What an honor to be able to talk skating on this incredible show. It’s an exciting and an important time to really pay attention to what’s happening in this sport. Thank you Jessica for letting me yell a bunch 😅

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

And I’m allowed to ask “why don’t they have Video Part ice skaters that everyone thinks are cooler than the Comp skaters?”

Add your kindling, folks!

@pharmasoccer.bsky.social we're knee deep in preseason grindset mindset etc., & we're on the hunt for folks to talk to for Swoontower, an Austin FC podcast. We'd love to preview our Nashville match later in the season with y'all - do you have a preferred contact email? cc: @crugglez.bsky.social

@kzknowles.bsky.social @hink.bsky.social We're on the hunt for folks to talk to for Swoontower, an Austin FC podcast, to preview our Toronto FC match in April, and would love to have y'all on! Do y'all have a preferred contact email we can reach out to? cc: @crugglez.bsky.social

@thequeenspitchclt.bsky.social We're on the hunt for folks to talk to for Swoontower, an Austin FC podcast, to preview our Charlotte FC match in March, and would love to have y'all on! cc: @crugglez.bsky.social

@joseumana.bsky.social @marioamaya28.bsky.social are y'all gonna be doing the Bad Hombres FC podcast anymore? We're on the hunt for folks to talk to for Swoontower, an Austin FC podcast, to preview the DC United match, and would love to have y'all on! cc: @crugglez.bsky.social

This is Iraq War style propaganda: They make the face of a well-researched, (near) academic consensus, that isn't egregiously controversial among experts on the subject... and make the face of it a famous but uncredentialed young woman so they can pretend it's vacuous and naive.

It's not my favorite but it's really fuckin' good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IaA...

If I had more time I would spend time hashing this out: Women's sports figures speak up bravely on issues because they know that a portion of the population hates them. Men's teams think they can appeal to everyone so they're afraid to offend anyone. Women's teams inherently know this is false.

let her cook - if she offs everybody who she thinks will get into heaven, this can only be good for us non-weirdos, right?

HUGE IF TRUE

Then: Millers River Now: Colorado River

CRUMB SZN

my first car that lasted more than 6mo was a 1995 Ford Escort LX that came from Canada, so it had a kilometer speedometer, instead of miles. what about you_

"I hate Zlatan Ibrahimovic more than I miss my father." - @travishelwig.bsky.social, @hafosafo.bsky.social 1/8/26.

ok i'm fully bought in on having him here through his whole career so we can see 15 years of Dani pics like this at the end of it all

There’s a simple reason why not: because they wouldn’t

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Sounder At Heart rules, their coverage of the Sounders and league in general is fantastic, and they take principled stands.

Merry Christmas everyone I’m eating a slice of pizza in bed after a day of snowboarding. Live your dreams.

Getting your ass kicked is trending

I've been wishcasting with friends about how Diego Luna would solve Austin FC's problems: a creator, a U22, is cool and fun to watch, has great soccer hair, does Bluey cellies... It's gotten to the point that I'm so sad about anything else happening that isn't him coming here. (It won't happen.)

the good that you do persists in this world