I’m so sick of love movies

Staffan I. Lindberg, the founding director of Sweden's V-Dem Institute, which monitors democracy across the globe, says the U.S. has already crossed the threshold and become an "electoral autocracy."

I wonder if it’s weird for Josh Allen that his wife has more Super Bowl air time than he does? *ducks*

Prepare to be impressed: I did three loads of laundry and lost ZERO socks!

Stop looking at me swan!!

Sometimes when the weather is like this (raining, windy, very cold for LA) the birds I feed will sit on the floor of my balcony to get a break from it instead of staying on the ledge. I like that.

Everybody’s looking for something

I was in the car for a while today and caught part of a great interview with a priest who founded Homeboy Industries (from what I gathered). Just really helped me get some perspective on a day I needed it

Little theatre and this community group are THE best!

Hmmm so Predator Badlands is just a movie about my therapy sessions? That’s great.

Thought I wrote for two hours today. Turns out all I did was fix formatting and citations.

Sighhhhhhh…..I don’t even know how to wuther a height…

Someone called me ChloeGPT as I was helping them with some writing and I had to immediately push back because I use FAR fewer resources

“Can social media be addictive? We asked a very rich person who makes more money by saying it can’t be addictive what he thinks. His answer may astound you!”

I think my surgeon from January forgot about me? I had to meet certain criteria to get the last drain out and I’m not even close a month later so I called on Monday and now I go in tomorrow

Not anywhere near the level of these athletes but I wish I’d had someone like this when I couldn’t play anymore. I’d built my entire identity around being an athlete.

Oh cool I get to be frustrated by the Mets season already!

Wait til you hear about the decathletes!!

It’s fun when someone I hadn’t really talked to much texts me to say they’re not interested in me. I just…ok? Way to follow the crowd on that 😂😂

In case it helps at all, here’s me cheering on a seal diving into the water. I won’t share you the first 3 where I was also pumping them up for this moment while they were indecisive. I also finally heard someone walking by giggle behind me 😂😂

Far as I can tell, none of the influential people and politicians who posed for pictures with Arely Westley in 2024 have spoken out about her abduction by ICE last year.

Ok, easy now, because there will NEVER be a point, at any time, that you “have to hand it to” the NFL on social issues

I think I’m in love with every single person who performed in any way in the halftime show

In an effort to save money and health, I’m staying home today and making pizza(s), wings, and there will be dips and snacks.

Everyone in Rochester ok? That cold looks brutallllll

Anyone else watched Heretic and willing to chat about it?

Nobody suffering from thirst will ever utter, “…but thankfully they could at least make that AI caricature of themselves doing things they could never actually accomplish…”

Waited over a year to see an endocrinologist about some parathyroid stuff and she walks in and says…so you’re here for transition hormones yea I see? ….no? OMG I just assumed! It’s ok, I’ll just die. It’s better than this interaction

I could really use a rooftop to sit upon and a sky to gaze at

I hate this stage of things where ppl have so much money that they don’t buy entities to make them better, but instead buy them to kill them for their own self-interest

If I don’t graduate in May I am quitting this stupid degree…

Queta with a huge stuff on Flagg and Garza lighting it up from 3 AND Vucevic on the way?? Plus Jaylen Brown is my fav NBA player after learning what he was like at Cal.

By Democrats does he mean…democrats who are currently in office and only them?

Does anyone have experience with event security and would be willing to help out with a 15-20 min consult? I’ve a couple week long event coming up

In early at a restaurant and it’s very slow so the entire staff is singing songs with a tiny lil toddler and then she laughs when they all clap and it’s SO heartwarming!! OMG she just said “more!” and I’m in love!

Interesting that the republicans in TX are blaming their special election loss squarely on…their voters? That’s the kind of reflection we like to see

Idk what the big deal about a Grammy is! I mean, even I could’ve won one! Ya know, if I could sing really well, maybe dance really good too, keep a beat, etc.

It is I, Chloe the Punctual, the only person in the city of angels who shows up early or on time to things

JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner. www.justice.gov/epstein/file... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Has ANY politician said ANYthing in reaction to this??

Slept less than 4 hours, should be an interesting day

Interesting that LA PD can just decide not to follow a law, and publicly state that they won’t enforce it. Can I do that?

Saturday morning pancakes, a recliner, and my fav radio station

I’m so frustrated. I should’ve figured all out of this out when I was in middle school but instead I was working as a church custodian bargaining with God about my eternal soul

I’m torn because I love the smell of fresh cut grass but also, ya know, lawns

Holy carp! I had an original show get accepted to a performance festival in April!! I feel like this rainbow unicorn duck!

Nothing like being accidentally billed $8k to get the blood movin

Ssstttoooppp sending me emails with subjects like “your cart is feeling abandoned!”!!! My cart doesn’t FEEL anything! It’s a manipulative attempt to make me buy things that makes it almost certain I won’t.

Going to share a little bright spot. Every year I look forward to Burns Night. It’s by FAR my fav event of the year. It’s a Scottish celebration of their national poet, Robert Burns. My friends throw a traditional dinner party w/ poetry readings, singing, stories, etc. I almost didn’t go.