This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

Old Mate just stopped me in the street to let me know that he's been assessing the locals, he's looking out for me, and I don't need to worry anymore. Angels are real

Nancy 3/11/26

Algorithm update. As ever: Dudes rock.

couldn't get it out of my head #njcup

I hate watching the news and learning the names of kinds of missiles. It means we've failed again. People are dying again.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

DENNIS

Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

BBC PRESENTER: Kazzummer Keroo. Madgimmer Gahro. Kassugger Itchy-ban. You’ve seen their travails through the Kammerotcho district on your video game console. But you might not know their stories are based on a real organized crime syndicate: the Yackuzzer

"Join the Fight Against Greenland" Parody military recruitment poster in Fitzroy, Melbourne featuring Australia's most decorated war criminal Ben Roberts-Smith.

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

Not to be a Pollyanna about it but I don't understand seeing all the cruelty and disregard for human care in the world right now and still choosing to be a dickhead to people. It's not that hard to be understanding and patient, if not kind.

it's too good. source: x.com/AlmotsGraps/...

one of the figure skaters skated to that big emotional hans zimmer track from inception and i can’t hear that shit anymore without thinking of the fucking ymca mash up with it that is one of the greatest pieces of music of all fucking time m.youtube.com/watch?v=DsoC...

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death roll

VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Brody King was brought in to be a spooky monster heel and instead he is a working class hero of the downtrodden. He is like if Dusty Rhodes listened to The Misfits.

*beebebebeboop* Sam. Hot-Crossbun here. Just letting you know you can find several colourful eggs hidden around your private room. Unwrap the outer layer to access the chocolate inside. Like the Lord Christ rising on the third day, these sweet treats can give you the up and go for your next delivery

i'm going to miss you so much

in the nato alphabet her name is charli xray charlie xray

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

The lives of sex workers keep getting worse while the lives of pedophiles and sexual abusers keep getting easier. Every piece of evidence shows the superstructure loves sexual abuse and hates sexual agency. Destroy it or forever be Protestant.

there’s a secret drawer at the library where they keep all the bookmarks people forgot to take out. they’ve got some from celebrities, statesmen. some with porno on them

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

I saw a critique of Springsteen's new song, it being too earnest and cringe, and if I could just take a second to introduce you to the entire Bruce Springsteen catalogue we could settle this in a heartbeat.

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

One of my favorite Video Game Moments is early on in Diablo 3 when a villager asks you to kill his possessed wife so she may die with a small amount of dignity, which if you are playing as the Witch Doctor means throwing jars of spiders at her until she explodes.

You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.

I think you could show Army of Darkness to any child and they’d be better for it

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

every single day I stop myself from posting pictures of the shinzo abe gun

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

FEELIN' PRETTY NOW OR NEVER TO ME

very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them (covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall

magical

second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry

probably bc it looked sick as hell

flamenco [ 🤼 / #art / #njpw ]

Still riding the high of seeing Tanahashi at the Tokyo Dome

pro wrestling is the greatest shit in the world