"Working class" in 2026 means a blue haired barista with they/them pronouns, a Asian immigrant nail technician, and an undocumented hotel cleaner. And we are going to keep having the same fights until we let the midcentury illustrator mirage of the white guy in plaid with the lunch pail go.

Using going in to work on a Sunday as an excuse to buy cheesecake for breakfast even though it's a regular work day for me

A rat wall in the 48th ward

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Basically the con of being a Borrower (4" tall person with normal intelligence but proportionally smaller strength) is the cats eating you. The pro is when you steal pills you can get seriously fucked up for a long time.

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

TO BE CLEAR, I AM PERSONALLY NOT INTERESTED IN SEEING.

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Continuing my free will streak.

What a man. A dragon-man.

Only champions should get pyro. The longest promo segment shouldn't get more time than the shortest non-squash match.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/10109 『BOO-KYU 積読街のビル看板』11月再販予定。 "BOO-KYU: Building Signs in the Pile of Unread Books" is scheduled for reprint in November. #ガチャポン #gachapon

YouTube has 1 septillion videos called "Downbeat Disco and Hip-Hop DJ Set Performed in a Gas Station | DJ PrettyGirl" and I am on a quest to watch all of them

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Bweh

I don’t want to be rude but this should have made two billion dollars

Playing so many old beat 'em ups and arcade games, its ludicrous how many of them start off like "It's 2026 and the world is complete and utter shit. The evil, psychotic baby nuking CEO/Military Commander Major Atlas Warmonger controls everything" and its just like...man. 😩

A new and more expansive collage of fighting game characters engulfed in flames.

A selection of floor pizzas from various beat 'em up games.

The shock sprites for the Street Fighter 2 cast. This includes the old shoto shock sprite from World Warrior and the unused Akuma variant from Super Turbo.

Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious

Daughter learned how to send a slinky down the stairs and made me take a video

the most personal of attacks

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Steamed Hams is old enough that he feels conflicted because everyone younger than he is has no emotional attachment to the simpsons golden age and everyone slightly older than him can talk exclusively in simpsons quotes for hours

Gf showing my cute animal videos to try to calm me down and I keep saying that’s a bad guy in Redwall that’s a bad guy in Redwall

Please just let me buy a pre-built gaming pc that is not full of blinding lights

Australian boomers are completely convinced of three things: 1. Everybody should get Easter long weekend off 2. Shops must remain open 3. Any public holiday surcharge is absolutely ridiculous

Look man everybody dies. You may as well do it for something cool. Like stealing a cop’s gun

bro. dogg. be of good cheer. haven't you heard? there's a tourney at Ashford Meadow. Brankum's good-sister Scamella tidies up for the maester. she stole us some milk of the Poppy. we're gonna quaff a bunch and enter the melee. shall be a mummer's dream, it shall

The finest genre of movie is “Guy kicks everyone’s ass for 80 of 90 minutes”

This camera shot is fantastic #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE wrestle-universe.com

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Going on a 3 hour walk does wonders for my mental health until I get 10-20 minutes from home and my body decides that it's time to shit now

Minoru Suzuki looking peaceful

A gentle reminder to move your bones

#ヤギ

This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar