Personally if I was Anne Boleyn I’d be far more upset that someone made a musical about my head getting cut off

Out of context, I would guess this was from my sister.

Dudes rock

u can’t call me racist i have the martin luther king jr funko pop (limited edition)

Today is the day to take down your government surveillance device. It's the smallest thing you can do to fight ICE.

Happy MLK Jr. day Americanos! I’m glad for an excuse to repost the best MLK Jr. tweet of all time

yoda is a quirked up volcel confirmed

I know my distress is kind of the point of Nathan For You, but sometimes it's like, "dear God, tell me this person was compensated!"

Exposed myself to the recent chudposting on X and felt years of my life choke and die.

ok but that shouldn't stop us from trying???

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

(watching the killing from the shooter's body cam) I propose making them wear body cams

“A pastor here is also director of the field office for ICE… so someone teaching people about God is out there overseeing ICE agents. How dare you.” Twin cities protestors disrupt a church service at an ICE field office director’s church. (H/T @bygeorgiafort.bsky.social )

The pic with Trump posting about dismantling the Department of Education while Obama underneath is talking about his March Madness bracket is the closet real world thing we have to some villager begging to save her child being attacked by ghouls and Geralt of Rivia being like "you play gwent?"

he knows this is how he keeps the shooters at bay, and his goblets free of poison. if he goes a hospital, he's getting the real medicine.

2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man 2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety

wait are you guys actually praising stancil? i thought it was a joke

Top of the charts at my house today

sorry for fisting your bicurious married grandmother she told me she was a widow

lol

You don't deserve us at our "Ope" If you can't handle us at our "Uffda"

ICE murdered Victor Manuel Diaz

NEOPRONOUNS POPEYE: it its what it its ME: yea trueee. are you hungry? hows about a hamburger DETRANSITIONER WIMPY: ill gladly grift you Thursday for a hamburger today NEOPRONOUNS POPEYE: waidasecon' bubd. that's tramsmiskogykny

Oh hey, Aaron Rodgers lost last week.

I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague

A Nazi (2026)

If I saw so many people promising no vote for Newsom that I believed it would cost him the election, "thinking strategically" would mean making sure Dems don't even consider letting him be the nominee. It seems like bad strategy to scold voters on behalf of a right wing creep everyone hates.

lol yall couldn’t PAY me to vote for that piece of shit

excellent work by @theonion.com this month

Shawn and Destiny Jackson's 6 children were endangered when ICE threw flash bangs and tear gas at their car. 911 instructed Destiny on how to do CPR. "When we did finally get out the car, of course, my baby was lifeless. So, I did the CPR and mouth to mouth." An extraordinarily composed couple.

It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!

Duckduckgo has a survey for pro/anti-AI and I cackled so hard at the (current) results https://voteyesornoai.com

I should have known I'd see my beloved KT in a context like this. 😮‍💨

Random fascist chuds are gearing up to invade Minneapolis today, as a way to further intimidate the people there. Stay safe.

A man who was charged with a felony for allegedly shining a laser pointer at Trump's helicopter was acquitted in 35 minutes

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

Me: “you ever farted so hard it comes out your dick?” The vice president: “you are now stateless”

Absolutely barbaric

I hate to burst everyone's bubble but if you think that CBS News losing ratings or prestige matters to David Ellison, you're mistaken. Murdoch ran the NY Post for 45 years without turning a profit. They want these media companies to pump propaganda, not to get ratings or make money.

y'all need to do better and embrace renewable energy sources like the ray of sunshine that is me

Fraud is a serious crime that merits laying siege to an entire city and collectively punishing every immigrant from Somalia. It's also a crime for which you can be pardoned and relieved of compensating your victims, so long as some of the money you stole finds its way to the president.

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

i'm sorry but the mormons partnering with a guy named Mr Beast is way too on the fuckin nose man

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

im sorry what

Hey this guy is running as a Dem in Ventura. Yes. He loves Gavin Newsom and Auschwitz.

I'm seeing more people use the phrase "American carnage" for Stephen Miller's invasions and I think that's a really great hijacking of his term. He keeps trying to claim the chaos in MN is designed to prevent MSP from turning into Mogadishu but ... it's beginning to look like Mogadishu.

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We saw how that goes. Kamala talked about making price gouging illegal for 2 days and the Donor Class came down on her so hard that she couldn't talk about anything that wasn't Building The Wall or having 'The Most Lethal Fighting Force' for the remainder of the campaign.