Of course I was conflicted when I first realized my highly intelligent genius daughter was also a fiendishly cunning serial killer, but eventually I decided it is my responsibility as a parent to raise the best child I can and it is the responsibility of the FBI to capture her.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

why is there no paracetamol in the jungle? because jungle is massive.

legolas…what do your lived experiences tell you

am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Sometimes you have to buy a 99p shitty ass sketchbook and a £1 rainbow biro pen and draw on your floor like when you were a kid to get your art spark back again And would you believe it's actually worked

some of the stories are very scary. some of them are sad. one of them takes a respectful moment to remind readers what a sheep is.

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

still catching up on the vods, just snuck in 20 mins before bed: it was entirely a discussion about defining cold cuts and the game was paused the entire time. 10/10 would recommend

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Sun Tzu in his Art of War once said "those who save consumables will be buried with them."

gm

BOURDAIN: alright, seasoning. Im tasting.... salt. But there's something else MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: m'lord hath a fine palate. we have added notte megge, a spice moft deere

Shark named ‘Breton’ makes a self-portrait using its tracker

i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it

Ursula K. LeGuin on technology

Happy weekend! From c. 3,600 years ago, here’s an ancient Egyptian bead in the form of a curled-up hedgehog! 🦔💙 Blue faience, c. 1985 -1650 BC. National Museum of Scotland www.nms.ac.uk/search-our-c... 📷 by me #Archaeology

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

labour have lost the beano. there's no coming back from this starmer must resign

"2 sq. in. of rain at 9:15 AM on 8/6/2025" / digital print on translucent vellum i held a sheet of paper in the little drizzle we got a few weeks back & took a slowmo video of the rain hitting it in order to transcribe 2 sq inches of rain from outside my front door to this book :)

REACTION SPEED - Wait. Did he just say *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre*? SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world.

Zwei Hauskatzen in der Catloaf-Sitzposition!!!

minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less

my sleeping pattern will not mess up my sleeping pattern

If there’s ten monkeys jumping on the bed I’m one of them. If there’s one monkey jumping on the bed, it’s me. If there’s no monkeys jumping on the bed, I fell off and bumped my head.

A second travel log from today - in which I get distracted by wall text blog.vbuckenham.com/travel-journ...

I've been muttering "pizza pizza" to myself since I heard this

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

currently have the phrase "Scientists agree it is something to be a bee" stuck in my head: everyone should listen to @friends-table.bsky.social media club plus

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

a good tweet

WE HAVE LONG SINCE LEFT THE INFORMATION AGE. WELCOME TO THE AGE OF NOISE

honestly not right now, the funk soul brother

when you think about it, you're sort of the emperor palpatine of your own life (responsible for all the problems, it turns out)

'Battersea Roofs' (1923-4) by Miguel Mackinlay (Private collection)

Saw someone say the other day that Labour sees themselves as "the country's HR department" and I can't stop thinking about it

AI could never in a million years give us something as good as Minmo

You're being absurd. According to the Meticulous Dr. Batshit, the world's most informative streamer, a bicycle CAN'T be haunted *a little bell rings twice somewhere in the fog*

Call me a homeopathic dilution the way my concentration is extremely low and I don't do anything people are hoping I'll do

Ludwig Godefroy's "Casa TO" in Punta Zicatela, Mexico r/brutalism