Sorry you don’t think the picture is sexy

I'm only on the second level, and it already makes sense why GoldenEye always had a strong speedrunning scene. Between infinite enemy spawns and some objectives either breaking or becoming much harder over time, you basically have to rush through it.

"The Best Meet'N'Fuck Game Nobody Played" - 01:50:24 video essay

The prophecy cannot be stopped

STC Executel (1984)

Got a few hours with Onimusha and so far I'm happy that it's about as good as expected. Atmosphere is amazing between the visuals, music and sound design. Tank controls are actually surprisingly snappy and responsive, and they're doing a lot more with combat than I expected.

Genuinely pretty fun adventure game if you want something lighthearted and don't mind the art style or bad endings.

This game is so pretty

Exclusive: Digital Extremes' CEO says putting "Soul" in the title "Soulframe" was an "idiot decision" because it invited the obvious but unwanted Soulslike comparison. gameinformer.com/exclusive/20...

They challenged him to write the saddest story in as few words as possible

It's so subtle

Started Onimusha

This is how it feels when you refuse the power to be Moon Child's friend. Doesn't look like the beginning of a new and excitingly different story, does it?

Enlightened centrist: both extremes of Pragmata discourse are stupid, actually.

Before someone takes this 100% wrong like someone always does, I’m not saying don’t point out or talk about these issues entirely; but our culture constantly wants hot goss and drama about threats without actually doing a single thing. So now everyone is suspicious and conspiratorial 24/7.

I've never seen 17:38 and I never fucking will

Does anyone have movie recs? It's ok if you don't. I know times are rough right now.

just messing with samples

Did you know: The chainsaw in DOOM was modelled off of Tom Hall’s Eager Beaver chainsaw. It leaked oil, and so was kept in a bowl in the id offices. Tom still has it!💛 #DOOM #fps

This is what I think when I see this meme format

I decided to re-register an account to enjoy the memes of our 1990s #MoonChild game. 😁👍 I designed Hoi and Moon Child. Reinier van Vliet coded it, and Ramon Braumuller made the soundtrack. Play Moon Child online: proofofconcept.nl/portfolio/mo... Moon Child Archive: archive.org/details/Moon...

Moon Crisis

Guy who gives up on jerking off forever because it doesn't feel good right away.

Holy fuck you can't even fix the GoldenEye aiming sensitivity, because lowering it to a serviceable amount prevents you from panning the screen. 1997 or not this just feels like pure shit.

Imagining a mockumentary that interviews gangstalkers about their interests, techniques, and the experience of stalking their target, which eventually turns into a really earnest polyamorous romance story where they start gangdating instead.

What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your 6 7 chicken nuggets

Looks we love

Just heard that Moon Child track, why does it actually bop so hard? Got my ass jiggling like I'm in an Xbox game.

Probably gonna play the first Onimusha next. Seems pretty short and I've been curious about it for a while.

They should do more games that have "Clive Barker's" in the title

What happened here dude? Why is there a cool ass painted cover and then "BALDING 3D VAMPIRE" one?

That's MoH wrapped up. Not quite sure what to do next, but I want to play another shorter game before jumping into first Witcher. backloggd.com/u/Gundroog/r...

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

speaking of cool cheap effects: the shadow from the ceiling fan in Robo Recall is not a real shadow or even a light function or even a decal, it's a rotating translucent mesh

trying to post through it rn

Hilarious finale for this game. You sabotage a V2 rocket and then launch it so that it goes up and then directly down. So they spawn a bunch of scientists shaking their fist at you like "ah, you dastardly american, foiled us yet again!"

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

"BSKY YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF, GO TO SERVER ROOM, NOW" "not yet!"

I wonder if Scary Larry still does game reviews

MoH is such a profoundly childish and cartoony WW2 game that it's kind of hilarious that at the time it was apparently pumped up as an example of video games being capable of achieving serious cinematic storytelling and respectful treatment of serious topics.

I'm gonna be charitable and assume Spielberg didn't write the mission briefings.

My favorite chart of the week, the makossa diaspora. Source: www.ethanhein.com/wp/2011/the-...

Snatching the British accent away from video essayists who I find to be overtly wrong and annoying