Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

Okay for real now, Chip and Ironicus let's play are kicking back on again. Let's check out more of Zork and strive to at least get a couple of treasures before the maze makes us give up again. Also: the Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories let's play begins on Sunday! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZKO...

this sword appeared to me in a vision

maybe Sisyphus should imagine me happy for once

If you were online before 2010 you know it's not a true mod crashout until a mod takes all the Adderall and then posts a sprawlingly incoherent sephiroth speech manifesto, breaks the site, and then vanishes for 3 months

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

"This looks like the UI of a moment where you have to make a BIG moral choice" - @chipcheezum.bsky.social

you have surpassed even the shift manager. i now award you the title of big shift manager

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

Steel Battalion (2002)

jc denton: tell me more about these "lifehacks". deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled. jc: human ingenuity is powerful. deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta. jc: powerful - and dangerous.

the scenario we all feared

as a gamer i'm more powerful than any soldier

sorry but this sucks. consolidation is ruining space. we used to have lots of places to get sucked into an event horizon beyond comprehension and soon it’s just gonna be one infinitely dense point of matter. count me out

AI could never in a million years give us something as good as Minmo

My problem with the Charmin bears is that sometimes you meet people like that. Sometimes you go over to a friend's house in elementary school and their older brother farts and their dad talks about farting and you're like "ohhhh I guess this is a fart family." The Charmin bears are a shitting family

"continuing my playthrough of Pro-Pain! let's get some 'bwahs' in the chat" #art #hankhill #kingofthehill

Madagascar? More like Happyanelectricbike

oh they got this all wrong

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

i want to be a killjoy: we need to make it socially unacceptable to ask chatgpt anything

SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES 🎵 FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?

fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life

Wow, Blue Prince really opens up once you get the railgun

They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys

𝐒𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬. Experience the epic conclusion to the MISERICORDE™ trilogy in: MISERICORDE™: NUN LEFT ALIVE. Trade Hedwig’s quill for thrills in an all-new 3-D adventure. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬, 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. Face former sisters with deadly firearms. The conspiracy is finally unveiled.

it's time to nintendo switch 2 the polls. the DNC paid me $30,000,000 for that slogan

the mortifying ordeal of being pwned

Hey there Delilah If you're reading this I am dead And you have now inherited My cursed ancestral homestead By the sea Where legend says that there might be A banshee

"she's not gonna fuck you bro" she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough

the sickos man is very cold. let him inside

“Hey boss, how are we gonna get rid of all these old floppy disk cases?” “I have an idea”

Congrats to Hundreds Of Beavers for winning Best Picture!! #Oscars #BestPicture #HundredsOfBeavers

if you use emoji instead of typing ‘lol’ you are either too young or too old to be on the internet and i think you should leave

This is how the Hakaider line's supposed to go right

Collect them all!

president johnson: do you think the president actually runs this country? the truth is...it's woke. raiden: woke??? president johnson: woke, DEI, political correctness...a hidden movement to control America. don't believe me? when was the last time you said a slur? raiden: ...

Incredible new WcDonalds style Denny's variant.

i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder