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i had a dream once that Christina Ricci was disassembling a doorknob. she looked directly into my eyes and said "social media is not for social people"
over 1 year ago
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i miss you individually and altogether. so many sweethearts here. i’ve been well mostly. some things i’ve gotten up to: 🧵1/5
3 months ago
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bsky so broken today it thinks i made a post
3 months ago
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i’m alive. and i might become a buddhist. idk i’ll come back in a year to tell you. ummm. turn up
10 months ago
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lots of things are possible when you have the courage to deconstruct yourself a lil bit
12 months ago
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can you imagine if kanye saw the perfect therapist and then came back a year later like. “wow, okay so. i said a lot of crazy stuff before. first of all, sorry about that”
12 months ago
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wondering if there are many differences on average btwn the politics of leftists who were born into a lefttist or at least democrat family vs leftists whose parents vote republican
12 months ago
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pikachu gave me that damn bean !
12 months ago
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sorry can’t talk right now….i’m echoing into my digital insane asylum 😈
12 months ago
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smiledriver
12 months ago
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my honey nut cheerios are shaped like hearts. that’s cute. call me when you do the other organs
12 months ago
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i need the damn bean
12 months ago
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Fanfiction_txt
12 months ago
Bella looked at Edward with hungry eyes "What did you just say Edward?" Edward smiled and you could see his fangs because hes a vampire "You heard me Bella. I just got us two tickets to the Green day concert my baby"
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as a v small child i named my lizard “Coojoe”. this was a portmanteau of “Cool Joe”. i was unfamiliar with Cujo. but i think my family found it funny
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩
12 months ago
im asking all my replies if they have an appointment
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superb man
12 months ago
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watching a band playing folk music and thinking “i bet this shit hits so hard if you’re Mario”
12 months ago
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sometimes i still get that little Cheat Commandos “buy all our playsets and toys!” jingle stuck in my head
12 months ago
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did people like fetterman at some point? did i dream that? was he hiding that he was garbage?
12 months ago
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there’s something kind of silly about being strong. i’m getting strong cuz it makes me laugh
12 months ago
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issuing a formal apology to 50 Cent. just learned that he says he’s “into having sex”. not that he‘s “in there [the club] havin sex”. he was simply sharing one of his interests
12 months ago
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do you think 50 cent actually had sex in the club? that’s highly irreverent
12 months ago
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yeah, we don’t need to fix that. that can keep the typos
12 months ago
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“i’m i there havin sex, i aint in there makin love” me thinks the 50 cent doth protest too much….
12 months ago
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when the support network is fully up & running >>>>>
12 months ago
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waking up and immediately posting “who up”
12 months ago
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gosh
12 months ago
My haters have long beautiful eyelashes, and when they smile at me, everything seems right in the world...
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the things people are afraid of happening in their 30’s haven’t happened to me
12 months ago
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would you rather be disheartened, dispirited, or disembodied?
12 months ago
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Just 8: Not Hungry
12 months ago
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JLP
12 months ago
Sorry 4: The Inconvenience
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filleted
12 months ago
hey you seem really dumb. i am too. but in a less malicious way
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some things i’ve been putting off reading or learning about for 10-15 years. murakami. russian classics. post-modernists. spinoza. marquez
12 months ago
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exercised so good i had stress dreams 🥰
12 months ago
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Wizard Student
12 months ago
The stars have been flickering lately at a frequency that I'm not used to
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
12 months ago
The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!
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glue
12 months ago
I think a cave would make a good school mascot
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Richard Vein
12 months ago
recipe that requires "2 tbsp any fluid"
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particle dogs
12 months ago
The Feelings Mutual
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miss fugazi
12 months ago
i believe the children are the people
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what
12 months ago
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i think hibiscus tastes a lot like cranberry. there’s a hibiscus plant called cranberry hibiscus. maybe only that one tastes like cranberry. i don’t know. maybe one day i will learn. this shouldn’t really be a high priority for me. and yet
12 months ago
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phage
12 months ago
It’s all fun and games. Always
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people don’t really call drake on his cell phone so much these days
12 months ago
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vampire that gets turned on by just a little tiny bit of holy water
12 months ago
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Ruby Roberts, Co-CEO of Sinister Women Inc.
about 1 year ago
Vampire in a blessed chastity belt
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cluesan al-gaib
12 months ago
“unhealthiness and chronic illness are being normalized 😤😤😤” yes u stupid bitch there was a mass disabling event that started 5 years ago and never ended?????
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i don’t think i could date someone who hates children or cats
12 months ago
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Fun
12 months ago
five second rule for the crown you dropped, king
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