i miss you individually and altogether. so many sweethearts here. i’ve been well mostly. some things i’ve gotten up to: 🧵1/5

bsky so broken today it thinks i made a post

i’m alive. and i might become a buddhist. idk i’ll come back in a year to tell you. ummm. turn up

lots of things are possible when you have the courage to deconstruct yourself a lil bit

can you imagine if kanye saw the perfect therapist and then came back a year later like. “wow, okay so. i said a lot of crazy stuff before. first of all, sorry about that”

wondering if there are many differences on average btwn the politics of leftists who were born into a lefttist or at least democrat family vs leftists whose parents vote republican

pikachu gave me that damn bean !

sorry can’t talk right now….i’m echoing into my digital insane asylum 😈

smiledriver

my honey nut cheerios are shaped like hearts. that’s cute. call me when you do the other organs

i need the damn bean

Bella looked at Edward with hungry eyes "What did you just say Edward?" Edward smiled and you could see his fangs because hes a vampire "You heard me Bella. I just got us two tickets to the Green day concert my baby"

as a v small child i named my lizard “Coojoe”. this was a portmanteau of “Cool Joe”. i was unfamiliar with Cujo. but i think my family found it funny

im asking all my replies if they have an appointment

jerry was a bluesky poster posted so god damn much never did see the sunlight shine and grass he was afraid to touch

superb man

watching a band playing folk music and thinking “i bet this shit hits so hard if you’re Mario”

sometimes i still get that little Cheat Commandos “buy all our playsets and toys!” jingle stuck in my head

did people like fetterman at some point? did i dream that? was he hiding that he was garbage?

there’s something kind of silly about being strong. i’m getting strong cuz it makes me laugh

issuing a formal apology to 50 Cent. just learned that he says he’s “into having sex”. not that he‘s “in there [the club] havin sex”. he was simply sharing one of his interests

do you think 50 cent actually had sex in the club? that’s highly irreverent

yeah, we don’t need to fix that. that can keep the typos

“i’m i there havin sex, i aint in there makin love” me thinks the 50 cent doth protest too much….

when the support network is fully up & running >>>>>

waking up and immediately posting “who up”

My haters have long beautiful eyelashes, and when they smile at me, everything seems right in the world...

the things people are afraid of happening in their 30’s haven’t happened to me

would you rather be disheartened, dispirited, or disembodied?

Just 8: Not Hungry

Sorry 4: The Inconvenience

hey you seem really dumb. i am too. but in a less malicious way

some things i’ve been putting off reading or learning about for 10-15 years. murakami. russian classics. post-modernists. spinoza. marquez

exercised so good i had stress dreams 🥰

The stars have been flickering lately at a frequency that I'm not used to

The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!

I think a cave would make a good school mascot

recipe that requires "2 tbsp any fluid"

The Feelings Mutual

i believe the children are the people

what

i think hibiscus tastes a lot like cranberry. there’s a hibiscus plant called cranberry hibiscus. maybe only that one tastes like cranberry. i don’t know. maybe one day i will learn. this shouldn’t really be a high priority for me. and yet

It’s all fun and games. Always

people don’t really call drake on his cell phone so much these days

vampire that gets turned on by just a little tiny bit of holy water

Vampire in a blessed chastity belt

“unhealthiness and chronic illness are being normalized 😤😤😤” yes u stupid bitch there was a mass disabling event that started 5 years ago and never ended?????

i don’t think i could date someone who hates children or cats

five second rule for the crown you dropped, king