It's good.

chilling with homeboy most ancient

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long polearm

Patient is melancholically deficient and requires a black bile infusion

I've no sympathy for those who fell or were thrown into my pit.

Team Fortress 2 "the beautiful game"

You see this?

As soon as I recover from this sleep deficit I'm deleting this app for another 4-6 months

Reverse engineering the alphabet out of different kinds of soup

When you know what a katana is but not what it means

Taking my dragon for a walk and im not picking up the charred remains of her victims idgaf i pay taxes

They're calling it my "most opaque tweet ever"

I'm in the rainbow factory doing it like Lucille Ball

I need to be re-potted

The Sicilian Scarer

You are the foot that will wear the sock that will wear the shoe that will stomp the yard

I'm from the same plane as the moose and elk

Forgot to turn off the cryptic audio log recorder before I went to the bathroom

We're about to land in fantasy world. Everybody set your watches to fantasy world time

The wizards of forgiveness, kindness, compassion: all murdered within the last six weeks. The wizard of love is either in hiding or dead with the rest. The wizard of mercy has become the wizard of vengeance

MONSTER ALERT Writer's draft 6/8/26 INT. MONSTER BASE - NIGHT Another quiet night at the monster base. Suddenly the monster alarm goes off! MARTINEZ (cocking shotgun) Everybody up. There's been a monster alert

It's ok to look on my works but if you must despair please do so quietly

Enough to become kings yourselves.

chuckling beneath the leaf litter

Calèndâr, King of Months

It's too many riddles. Stop asking me

Lets kiss until we dont know which of us is the reflection

is peel n eat appropriate for the king?

Woe betide thee (good morning) All is lost (good afternoon)

diminish, sure. go into the west? you got "go into the west" money?

The love pioneer circles his wagons around your heart

My oubliette a cone

Doritos and Coca-Cola food stands added in CityWalk. Related to the FIFA World Cup, which starts next week.

Recant yon canticle

Every man is either Chrysanthemum Bob or Foul Insect

Tilly Norwood broke her ankle and is going to have to skip Cannes :/

More plagues and famine than I anticipated

There I was!

Loading... Tip: qualities are amazing little germs that inhere in objects

Gotta work from home today. Doordash driver addressed me by name last night and now that thing in the fog can command me. Wont effect my performance

Wise Man: Advice? Eh... I don't know. Everyone's situation is different...

Getting into some light cannibalism

See if you can find a way up there

In 3 days I am going to be a famous rapper

Slipping into my #summerpsychosis

Forces are definitely conspiring

cows are not poisonous they are venomous

Just so everyone's aware I'm pretty sure today is just a dream I'm having

Would you rather have a dog that smells like right before it rains or a dog that is the oldest dog in the world