Jared Leto gets bored one day and decides to start a cult for fun

One more thing: *pussy, not "pussie".

Mario feeled the Princess big boobs

Kanye West has been kidnapped by "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt, The Kardashians turns to the Women in the WWE, do they even have a chance against the Fiend

Mario feeled the Princess big boobs

["Bubsy destroys ASL"]

"QUAN, GET YOUR PALE ASS IN HERE!" Quan Chi put his head down, a frown present on his face. "HOLD ON MOTHER!!" he suddenly shouted back. "I AM MERE STEPS AWAY FROM CONQUERING OUTWORLD AND EARTHREALM!" "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" the voice of Ms. Chi screamed back

This is the worst fan fiction I have read plus power rangers is for kids so why the fuck is there cussing

Joe Rogan: "Alright I'm here with the winner, Yakko Warner and bro, you got the the power to take on a heavyweight. How did you feel when you stepped in the cage?" Yakko: "I felt a little nervous cause I thought I mess up and get dropped or something.

Lol, slenderman isn't a myth.

ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL

Super Female Vitality temporarily transforms Alex Jones into a sexy woman.

This is the 1st Bionicle STORY!!! I LOVE BIONICLES and I play with them every day. I decided to kill every character ever.

Ash becomes a robot and fucking kills Mewtwo

FUCK YOU! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF TAILS! HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS WITH THOSE TAILS OF HIS BITCH! PLUS HE HAS AN IQ OF 300 AND IT STILL GROWING! AND YES HE WILL MARRY CREAM AND HAVE DUAGHTER NAMED THAYLA! SO IF YOU MAKE FUN OF TAILS AGIN I'LL SEND THE TAILS DOLL TO KICK YOU ASS BITCH!

don’t go make Naruto a bottom ok don’t ruin this story

I went to my laptop and saw the file. The file's name was. "thespongebobsquarepantsmoviealternateending[.]mov" I have a bad feeling about this. "This is where the Fun Begins." I said in a sarcastic way, mimicking Anikan Skywalker's Quote.

I thought it was interesting until I saw you pair up that douchebag Gary with Misty. Fuck no to that.

"First off, I think we should dismantle all welfare programs," Hatsune Miku said. The audience gasped. W-what the-?! Goku thought.

"Mike is pregnant." All the animatronics gasped in astonishment.

I slowly open my eyes. I see Nostalgia Critic and Linkara sitting next to me. Both wearing tee-shirts and boxers. This felt kind of awkward. Yes, I have a crush on them both, but I feel as if it was moving too fast.

Wario defeated both of his Democratic and Republican challengers (Although not without some electoral controversy) and became the first third-party president in American history.

Superman began beating off so hard his dick grews to 38 inches!

Bella looked at Edward with hungry eyes "What did you just say Edward?" Edward smiled and you could see his fangs because hes a vampire "You heard me Bella. I just got us two tickets to the Green day concert my baby"

Shermie:" My hobbie is to make up to fashing clothes, like this pretty dress that I made" Butt-Head:" Uuuu, that's cool, but, anything else" Shermie:" Hummm, I also do Womens Lencery" Beavis:" Coooool Boing oing oing oing"

This is a must to read for all Super smash bros. fans. Can't wait for Meele to come out.

"Crap. This shit's so fuckin' unfair. My powers are a curse, keepin' me from havin' sex. I may be a dang mutant, but I'm also a southern chick with needs and masturbation ain't enough." says Rogue.

"What's the deal with coffee," Jerry started to do his bit with an odd voice "you can drink it hot, but what about drinking it cold." Upest with the stupid shitty garbage that keeps spewing out of Jerry's mouth George gets up from the table and starts to tear into Jerry

Rigby took a small sip from the coffee cup and muttered under his breath, "Eileen, this coffee is nasty as fuck, but the pussy game ridiculous."

Austin Powers Dies A Horrible Death

"whart the fuc?!" batman said. "you just killed lex luthor!" "good!" superman laugghred

"But Mese love masturbation!!!!" Jar Jar screamed. "Oh fuck it, I'm just going to kill you now." Obi Wan drew his lightsaber and threw it

In the Backrooms with a Succubus

Shoving 1.4mil words into 7 chapters is certainly an interesting choice.

"Why does no one like me jr this is some SJW bullshit" Bowser asked

Kylo Ren Kills His Dad And Gets Grounded

"Hey kids, real life Obama here, today I would like to talk about Social Distancing" Obama was six feet away from you. "There are, uhhhh, lots of fun you can have while you wait out the Plague." Obama's eyes glowed white, "I am going into stasis, for example"

Harry Potter steps off the curb, does not look where he is going, and gets crushed under the wheels of a speeding bus. His arm torn off by the muffler, his legs crushed by the front wheels, his spine snapped in two, and his head rips from his neck and bounces off the street smash

[RIP]

batman was fired from being batman. "FUCK!" he said as he ran to the batcave.

[Some of the previous FF_TXT April Fools gimmicks:]

Batman snarled and said "Freddy Krueger you're so evil the Joker and I have teamed up against you. I'm Batman and you're a pussy."

"maverick ive called you here today because you are having too much gay sex with iceman in the locker room!" said the general. "dafuck are you talkin about general I only fuck goose in the cockpits during warfare!" said mavrik. "oh sorry in that case your dismissed"

Naruto drops to his knees and spreads her legs. "Spread you pussy.

Kermit decided he needed a break. He hopped in his limo and told the driver to take him to Sesame Street. "Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?" the driver joked. "C'mon, be serious," said Kermit.

And how is he a Gary Stu when he has realistic flaws, like how sometimes he kills people too much.

You sir are the fucked up kind of individual that shits into other people's assholes.

you remember me ... u pointed t my spelling mistakes in a chapter... i felt so bad... thats why i fucked your mother... hahahha