Sssssooooo... yeah. (Wow!) 😳🤗

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

"You live in a mafia state in a mafia world headed for the mother of all mergers." -- THEY KNEW (2022)

anyone who thinks leftists should work with fascists to achieve their goals is only looking to make leftists achieve fascist goals

i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all

Tesla employees passed around photos of the insides of customers' garages, footage of what they were doing inside/near their cars. The cars were OFF at the time, a nude Tesla driver walking past their car in the privacy of their own garage became a Tesla office meme Stop embracing surveillance tech

the funniest thing possible happened for her having nick fuentes on her show

were so fucking back guys

Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.

Trump isn't taking questions on Epstein. Look, he's the President of the United States. He's got a lot on his plate. He doesn't have time to reminisce about all those times in his life when he raped children. He's a busy man.

TAKES FOR THE TAKE GOD

NEW: Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while also removing apps designed to warn communities about ICE officials. “Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."

FILTER AVSLØRER: Dette er mennene bak nazi-festivalene på Østlandet. Flere er tidligere dømt for vold eller våpenlovbrudd mens de var del av høyreekstreme miljøer, mens én har posert med skytevåpen i sosiale medier.

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble

if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.

DEMOCRATIC CONGRESSMAN RO KHANNA SAYS SENATOR CHUCK SCHUMER IS “NO LONGER EFFECTIVE AND SHOULD BE REPLACED,” CALLING FOR NEW LEADERSHIP IN THE SENATE.

Guillotine earrings, ca. 1793

If John Fetterman kills you in a dream, you lose your healthcare in real life

The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38. The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants: Cortez Masto (NV) Durbin (IL) Fetterman (PA) Gillibrand (NY) Hassan (NH) Peters (MI) Schatz (HI) Schumer (NY) Shaheen (NH)

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Predator Badlands understands that the secret to a good Predator movie is 70 minutes of toxic masculinity and 30 minutes of "toxic masculinity has failed, time to build elaborate booby traps."

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

"I'm not a fan of gory movies." Okay, do you really not like gore, or is it just that Eli Roth sucks?

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

#NW The Wailing (2016) 📽 dir. Na Hong-jin 'Soon after a stranger arrives in a little village, a mysterious sickness starts spreading. A policeman, drawn into the incident, is forced to solve the mystery in order to save his daughter...'

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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected 43 days ago. Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.

Just so everyone is on the level

Well, I’ve just seen this picture of Christopher Lee, and now you have too.

that thing everyone said was going to happen is happening

study after study after study shows that literally just handing people money and telling them "do what you want with this" reduces homelessness, increases food security for children, makes it more likely people will find and retain jobs.1

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