My mother is the typical artist who thinks she sucks. Can you please convince her she doesn’t!?

Broke out the Margarita machine my mom has used once. (Insert Jurassic Park Jimmy meme here.)

Introduce yourself with five covets you attended Milli Vanilli Ween The Monkees Weird Al Dolly Parton

Found my “I Like Cake” shirt from @theonion.com circa 1994 but my body is circa 2024.

My sister mostly comes out at night. Mostly… (thanks, sis)

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MST3K is IMHO the best show that’s ever been on television. Honestly my favorite show ever made. Unlike anything else, hilarious… a snarky love letter to cinema. So glad these people found each other to bring it to life. ❤️

Made my first Amazon Influencer video and I will be awaiting a call for any acting Emmys, Oscars, or Midwestern lady voice-over work. But seriously, it's fun sharing stuff that has helped me. Hope these Bose headphones help you! (I get a small commission at not cost to you.) amzn.to/47YfFJr

Stealing this for my dating profile:

You see the location listing exposing international frauds on X. I see a way he will quickly monetize the removal of said location listing so they can return to fraudulent behavior.

I love gizmos & gadgets but there are tried and true items every writer should have (IMHO). As I fine-tune my cocktail skills, I've compiled some of my go-to tools & books. For you or gifts, either way, I'll be filming some videos soon to show these items in action! www.amazon.com/shop/juliebe...

Here’s a good place to start… be one of the first followers for @writingandwhatnot.bsky.social and bask in the glow of hipsterism. YOU followed before it was cool. 😎

Started a blog to track my journey as a writer who, for once, doesn't know the ending. Discovering my next chapter whether it be writing, Proj Mgmt, Mixology, deep-dives into forgotten women in history, or just antiquing who knows! If any of that sounds interesting, welcome... writingandwhatnot.com

I just want someone who looks at me like this:

I can’t believe it’s been a year since I had to say goodbye to my best friend Gideon.Today I’m trying to smile when I think of him. I went through some old videos and I’m so happy I captured silly moments like this. Hug your pet for me. I miss Gideon every day, especially his goofy, scruffy, smile.❤️

This might be one of the greatest photos ever captured. I love that I know this now!

I've been toiling over www.thebensonsisters.com website all day long so now you have to go look at it so it wasn't all for naught. Extra incentive: added our Disneyland pilot and a cool sci-fi pilot for ya'll to read if you're so inclined. Scroll to the bottom and click on Benson Sister Scripts!

My mom said she was making Christmas cards, I was like oh ok cool. NO SHE MEANT SHE WAS PAINTING THEM!! 😍 🎄

Women would Erivo-Yeo this sitch. Men just Goldblum it.

I mean, if for nothing else than for Paul Giamatti and Laura Linney reprising their roles as John and Abagail Adams in moments of documentary narration…

-Download PBS app on your smartypants TV (free) -Watch Ken Burns’ The American Revolution documentary -Enjoy…

Paparazzi going nuts: Julie! Julie! Over here! Smile! Me: using my exec membership to swing into Costco VIP style before 10am this morning.

People showed up and we all enjoyed the heck out of Predator and pals! No spoilers, but see it ASAP if you can. If you follow me, just know you'll enjoy it. (Hearing it's off IMAX as of tomorrow, so you now have your marching orders...)

12:45 IMAX empty so far… Badlands had seats filled but I’m the oldy oldson here early.

Oh, and I'm about to leave to see my buddy @dantrachtenberg.bsky.social's movie Badlands in IMAX. Can't wait and I'm already SO PROUD of him even though he doesn't need my praise/approval. You had me at Weyland-Yutani robot!

Life update aka what is Julie up to? -Looking for a writing gig. -Mixology/bartending courses cause I love making drinks. Hobby? Job? Who knows... -Getting CAPM certified for Project Management. -Canva courses. -Listening to Fourth Wing audiobook. How's everyone else doing in these trying times?

This was terrific. Highly recommend!

Watched Marines on Netflix a 4 pt doc produced by Amblin. Impressed by their dedication but horrified at the bloodlust.

A reminder that you don’t pronounce the “s” in Illinois (IL-ih-NOY) but you do pronounce the Dick in Richard “Dick” Durbin.

Ghouls. Absolutely disgusting.

I’m two eps from finishing this show (S5) and… Good news: I’m ready to start dating again. Bad news: I’m struggling to trust men.

Joke’s on you, I already dislike all my posts.

They’re going to keep the government closed thru Thanksgiving travel just to stick it to us even more, aren’t they?

Ok…

I saw 1999 on the road last week.

hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse

“U.S. Citizen Shot By ICE” It’s really not that hard, folks

Immigration raids these days are like:

Wait a second… so you’re saying if I speak another language JD Vance won’t live next door to me? Das ist sehr Interessant…

What if the women in all those horror films woke up at 3AM not because of the witching hour but because of perimenopause?

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Just saw that dumb clickbait “Star Trek is for/liked by dudes not women” article and I—

WINCHESTER MYSTERY (WHITE) HOUSE

Sigh, I miss this amazing show. I’ll never understand why we didn’t get more.

Thinking about starting a service for all you people who hate talking on the phone or making appointments where I do it for you for a small fee. All my past exec assistant and Gen X discernible traits could finally be put to use.

As they demolish the White House, I wondered if they could profit off the scraps and found previous renovations in the ‘50s solved this issue. (See image) How long before we see the Trump Trash souvenir scrap promotion that will no doubt charge $$$$$?

Here’s Jack Black giving me a “Yeahhh King Kong!”

Found some allies at the No Kings protest including Jack Black!

Okay, one king