the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day

Overslept in my medbed and now I’m a supersoldier

gas station hot dog roller is the only medbed i’ll ever need

3 Mass shootings in 1 day. Fuck this place.

Donald Trump is pursuing retribution the right way. by Ezra Klein

the only good corner of the internet today or ever is the I Think You Should Leave subreddit

Patrick Star reading this

The Cardinals' uniforms have been dusted with cinnamon sugar

I find that if I watch the news while thinking "I hope bad things don't happen," I end up nervous and depressed. If I watch the news while thinking "I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least hilarious," my mental stability improves somewhat. This is probably not a great sign.

Kristi Noem are Corey Lewandowski are doing adulterous ethnic cleansing the right way. by Ezra Klein

In the spirit of Christianity, we forgive our spouses for driving us to adultery even as we forgive Mexicans for forcing us to become fascists. by Corey Lewandowski and Kristi Noem

A police officer was killed in the attack on the CDC by an antivaxxer. Trump did not mention it. Use this as a benchmark to compare how the Trump administration responds to an attack on an ICE facility to judge which federal employees are deemed worth protecting. abcnews.go.com/US/1-week-af...

There’s an entire parallel bizarro Bluesky made up entirely of 2017’s top resistance grifters that and possible to be entirely unaware of its existence.

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

Reposting with alt-text If this statue comes down, there needs to be crowd funding to make another, bc it's brilliant 😂

Oh I almost forgot, it's Rapture Day

we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man

Headcanoning this that the book on Rennaissance painters Splinter used to name the turtles had an intro written by Bob Ross

It's so awesome that we let the Dumbest J. Person Ever and his stupid fucking friends run everything

Man who stares at the sun has opinions on the MMR shots.

Okay fine disney, I will now watch the trailer for shiny man and green baby

disney after seeing that $6 billion loss this weekend

Every SCOTUS ruling feels like America slowly writing its own obituary in Comic Sans.

"I'm a driver. I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it."

OpenAI: oh shit, we're losing gobs of money. Nvidia, help us! Nvidia: why should we help you? OpenAI: if we go out of business, we won't be able to buy your products anymore! Nvidia: solid sustainable business plan for all involved. Here's a boatload of money.

So, if I get this right, OpenAI is paying Oracle $300BB for computing power, which is built on its partnership with NVIDIA, which is funding OpenAI to the tune of $100BB

Daniel Jones appears to be as shocked by all of this as the rest of the world

Harrison Butker going wide right in honor of Charlie

Harrison Butker: Too far right, a memoir

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

The new Cinco-Cross from your good friends at Cinco

Man alive. I have studied Right Wing authoritarianism for years and have watched some truly fucked up shit and today’s memorial service is maybe the most concentrated example of how messed up and disturbing that sector truly is.

Stephen Miller is like: "You think you can cherkcherkc cherk clerk CHORLIE KIRK? You have cherchuhchuh AWAKENED THE DRAGON!!! BUPPpurpburp chirk cha-cher [weird head twitch] CONTINUE what he storted! [head twitch] CHORLIE KORK IS IMMORTALL!!!! DERPDACHIRPCHIRP [coked out head twitching continues]"

This is more like a funeral for Beef Supreme from Idiocracy

I picked the wrong week to stop psychedelic drugs

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

Conservatives are desperately trying to make Charlie Kirk their new Jesus because they don't like anything about the actual Jesus

they get mad when you quote Charlie Kirk. they get mad when you don't quote Charlie Kirk. they are mad at the sum total of human knowledge.

any day now some Republican is going to try to get Adolf Hitler Day to be a holiday because we should honor his painting skills

Babadook: we're gonna saute some asparagus and leeks me: more like an allegory for grief Babadook: hey I don't do that anymore

Well, then.

I've now entered into good faith negotiations with the Poleax Man

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It's not just that I find Democrats prostrating themselves to be gross. It makes them unsafe. Why should I, a Black queer woman, maintain any faith that these jamokes give a single shit about my material circumstances as they eulogize this horrible man. It sucks.