Puck don’t lie

They need a time limit on offsides reviews. If you can’t figure it out in thirty seconds, count it

You had the last pick in the draft and he led you to the Super Bowl as your starting quarterback, I think you’re drafting just fine?

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

I can’t fathom how stupid you have to be to believe the average Somali person has an IQ of 70. One or two points below average? I mean I wouldn’t think so but I guess it’s not *impossible*. 70? Did you also buy the Brooklyn Bridge while in Somalia?

Whether it is performance on the field or just being a generally annoying guy off of it, Aaron Rodgers committed himself over two decades ago to eclipsing Brett Favre and he has stuck to it

Tim Duncan is the greatest NBA player to retire after the 2015-16 season. Kobe’s #2 but he’s closer to #3 (Kevin Garnett) than #1.

Man I hate whatever the Spurs have going on inside the three point arc on their court. The color scheme, fine, whatever, but what is going on

Leah Hextall’s very first thing she said to Tage Thompson was that the Buffalo Sabres were the only franchise he’s ever known. Swish!

I know pro wrestling people are gonna get defensive about this but I’m such an old crank about, with a ton of playoff games in actual sports happening, having to navigate multiple pages to see the scores in their app because the thing they’re broadcasting takes priority

It’s so funny that Liberty Mutual decided they needed to make their corporate canon that there’s some guy with a concussion who is their avatar

Buffalo is absolutely electric. My God.

There’s a material chance—like 1% but not infinitesimally small—that the Oklahoma City Thunder will for the second consecutive season have the best record in the NBA and win a title and will then proceed to have the number one pick in the NBA Draft

Haven’t seen a Stan Kroenke funded endeavor throw this much of a temper tantrum just because they were losing since January 6th

People get irritated when I’m mean to American EPL fans but I’m consistent on the matter in that I find Europeans who adopt NFL teams to also be absolute freaks

Look man this wasn’t what people meant when they were clamoring for Supersonics

Have a long day of Things tomorrow and having cheap drinks is going to come in clutch, thank u stl cradball

With Oscar Schmidt’s passing, the leading scorer from his NBA Draft class is now Michael Jordan

I know we all hate the algorithmification of culture but YouTube just fed me a compilation of people watching the “What You Won’t Do For Love” music video and learning Bobby Caldwell was extremely white. Sometimes the algorithm cooks.

I believe in using people’s preferred names and pronouns, which is why I will always say “Caitlyn Jenner, she is a huge fucking idiot”

This rule shouldn’t exist and luckily it doesn’t

Bryson Tiller is a good basketball player and a terrific get for Mizzou but I’m gonna confuse him with the singer so many times

Sitting at my tax day party as “Just” by Radiohead plays for some reason

While it was famously the Brooklyn Dodgers who first integrated the white Major Leagues, Cleveland was a significant part of the process in the AL. Check out Cleveland’s logo in 1947. Progress sometimes moves in interesting ways.

People who call the runner who starts extra innings at second base the Manfred Man love to wonder why the average baseball fan is 174 years old

The Yohel Pozo era

Postseason basketball on Prime is simply reprehensible

JD Vance is never going to be president and he will be 44 years old when he is done being vice president. So what the hell is he going to do with the rest of his life?

Yes, James Wood edged out Jordan Walker for NL Player of the Week last week, but it’s worth noting that Wood had an advantage that Walker did not (getting to face Cardinals pitching for three games)

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

Calling anything that is remotely popular an industry plant until the most popular organic content on Earth just happens to be shit I like

Oh Jesus the clip of Trump asking the DoorDash lady about trans women in sports is dumber than I thought

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame takes: 1. It doesn’t matter 2. Inducting Oasis alongside Phil Collins is very, very funny

Not sure I can sum up the 2026 Cardinals better than a Jordan Walker home run being bookended by a Tino Martinez CarShield commercial airing on two breaks in a row

I’ve seen multiple Trump shooting conspiracy theorists claiming it’s fake because if Trump was really shot he would never stop talking about it, and…look guys, he brought it up at Charlie Kirk’s memorial, what the fuck are you talking about

Trump going after Riley Gaines is perfect. If you criticize him a single time, he will destroy you. An absolutely miserable prick on a micro level, in addition to his many macro faults.

They did the thing!

I earnestly enjoy these types of posts. I don’t expect people born in 2006 to understand the millennial experience, in the same way I don’t understand growing up in the 1970s, but it gives me comfort that humanity still has some level of curiosity in how others have lived.

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

It’s incredible to me how many people wait until the last second to file their taxes. I got my refund a month ago and it was like the latest I ever filed them.

The week before, they used Brad Thompson, a full time St. Louis Cardinals color commentator. You can argue his individual merits (though I thought he was much better than Benetti than Chip Caray), but he is unquestionably an actual baseball commentator. Seems like a simple solution.

The AI slop Trump posted is the same shit your dumbest aunts and uncles have been posting on Facebook for a decade now. By all means roast it but it seems absurdly naive to think it will actually change anyone’s opinion on him

Spurs/Nuggets is gonna be sick as hell

JD Vance has been eating shit all weekend so now his boss is going after the leader of the religion he very loudly follows

The pope is weak on crime but he’s also weak on Protestantism

I firmly believe all time terrible presidential campaigns were run in 2020 and 2024 and politicians will learn nothing from them because the candidate who phoned it in happened to win

I’m so old I remember when Rory McIlroy couldn’t win shit at Augusta

JD relaxing after a busy and productive week

More like Loser Orban if you ask me

Ka kaw