Reposting because I know why they aren’t getting many premium and/or West Coast conducive time slots!

Put Duke and the Dukes both in the playoff if they win their conferences, cowards

Duke, I don’t make it a habit to root for you but it’s time to do something insanely funny next weekend

This is the worst thing to ever happen to SMU football

Arkansas fans really do think their team is the same or even higher tier than Mizzou, and that is delightful.

Fox was playing Ohio and Michigan songs but has since given up and played into and out of the third quarter with songs from Manchester, UK

Only a few hundred people voted for Donald Trump because he claimed he would end endless wars, but every single one of them hosts four or more hours worth of podcasts a week with Shane Gillis

The University of Missouri Tigers have been to two Big 12 and two SEC championship games since the last one Texas A&M made

Go SLU, a school I couldn’t have afforded to attend, over Stanford, a school I REALLY couldn’t have afforded to attend

Better give him everything he wants even harder just to be safe

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

I’m as anti-stereotyping as anyone but I won’t lie, you ask me to imagine a racist guy talking and he’s probably got a bit of a southern twang. But now I kinda picture a dopey Valley boy. That is the power of Stephen Miller.

There are people who will try to pretend Seven Nation Army doesn’t rip. These people are dangerous and cannot be trusted.

I’m not from a “eat Thanksgiving dinner in the afternoon” family and I’m so jealous

hearing one second of Alice's Restaurant.

Eli Drinkwitz should sign a new extension every few months and get paid every year well after he retires like he’s Bobby Bonilla

Having a devastating debate about whether Naz Reid or Nas is more famous

Chicago sports songs: Chelsea Dagger—good song, kinda dumb as a goal song Sirius—meh song, elite as a basketball intro song Go Cubs Go—stupid dogshit in any context

Promised my friends I’d buy them shots if Mizzou extends Drinkwitz today, a bonus shot if he posts the “I’m not leaving” Wolf of Wall Street gif. Your move, Tigers.

Like all millennial men of Online I find trains interesting, but I’m flying out of Lambert on Monday and I think I want to get there a few hours early just to bask in the glow of airports. Shoutout to transportation as a discipline.

It’s fine if people don’t like apple pie—I think it is a good if not best pie but to each their own—but this cult of people who believe that hot fruit is like some sort of moral abomination because the Parks and Rec guy has bitched about it for fifteen years must stop

This is a thing I’ve been wondering too and it’s really deflating that “we’re a nation of fuckin assholes” seems to be the answer

It’s on days like this for the Cardinals that I am reminded of why I become the Joker every time Cubs fans complained about their owners being cheap bastards

This offseason is gonna hurt like a motherfucker

I feel about Americans vs. USians the same way I do about soda vs. pop: I’m open to using a third term (soft drink, for instance) but pop and USians sound dumb as fucking hell and I will never use them with a gun to my head

Also, we’re putting Hasan Piker in the same group as Nick Fuentes? Hell, I don’t even feel totally comfortable comparing Tucker Carlson to Nick Fuentes.

Maybe I’m being overly pedantic but…is Malice at the Palace an off-the-court moment? I’m not even gonna be cute and try to argue the Kobe trial is a court moment

I have seen one (1) Star Wars movie, one time, over a quarter-century ago, and I am quite certain that my arbitrary ranking of the best Star Wars movies would be considered exactly as good as every other list

Centrists love saying things like “Why can’t (fill in sincere person who, agree or disagree with their politics, is trying to help people) and (person who is functionally a pirate) get along?”

No human has ever been to a party less

Football has been bullshit this weekend, here’s Tyler

Nothing can top Arkansas interim coach Bobby Petrino but the guy who got shitcanned at Wazzu for not getting jabbed coaching at Berkeley ain’t bad

Let me make things easier for everybody: JJ McCarthy, Mason Rudolph, and Shedeur Sanders all stink to one extent or another

Look I don’t really care much about the Cowboys but I need to believe in something in the NFC other than the Rams and this isn’t helping!

I know there have been couples as teammates before but the Dallas Wings selecting Azzi #1 with a pre-existing relationship is…could be interesting!

My officemate went to the Chiefs game today and I think Harrison Butker would be very proud that his team taking forever to win is going to render a mother worse at her job tomorrow

The Indianapolis Colts being 8-2 is a stinging indictment of the NFL in 2025. Their quarterback is Daniel Jones! He’s been terrible for years for a reason!

What exactly was the basis for anybody believing JJ McCarthy would be a good NFL quarterback?

He is the only guy who does anything for them anymore!

Big noon NFL matchup today between St. Louis’s local NFL team and the Kansas City Chiefs

The whole “TACO” thing was a silly acronym but it wasn’t wrong

Considering his brother was a pretty good Football Player Actor, it’s jarring how bad Eli Manning is. He makes Patrick Mahomes in that Meghan Trainor commercial look like Olivier.

The reason I can’t imagine Drinkwitz going to LSU is that he’s basically a younger Brian Kelly where his teams are consistently pretty good and it’s hard to deny the full picture but you’re going to spend a bunch of time hating the experience

and now they're up 14-3 Eli Drinkwitz you BUFFOON

Stephen Miller is taking his revenge for today

Donald Trump is the most easily impressed simpleton alive. He’s being extremely deferential to Zohran Mamdani for the same reason he was extremely deferential to Mohammed bin Salman—they were broadly polite to him

People on Bluesky love being scolds about people still being on Twitter, which is famously the best way to convince people to your side

Occurs to me that the most famous Kentucky athlete in the United States isn’t the defending NBA MVP/Finals MVP nor the Top 75 future basketball HOFer, but the swimmer who tied for fifth that one time

Unfortunately it appears that PTFO is now being run by my subconscious