MELANIA, a movie which follows one person over a period of three weeks, has a higher budget than four of this year’s Best Picture nominees.

A serious thing I’ve been wondering is how people in Minneapolis are dealing with citizens that actually think what is going on is cool and good, because I don’t care how lefty your city is, some of those people exist everywhere

Don’t let Republicans abdicating guns in the National Divorce distract you from the fact that they also gave up professional football

god imagine when they pretend to be mad about Melania not getting any Oscar nominations

Giannis Antetokounmpo, hope you enjoy Oklahoma City

It seems very, very unlikely but…what if the Melania movie is good?

a graphic of WTC I & II lighting up with dollar figures of every unpaid traffic ticket before the plane slams in the side

Politics on social media has such a hilarious distortion of scale. The two topics I’ve seen the most today on here have been what’s going on in Minneapolis (a thing everyone I know knows and cares about) and Obama recommending an Ezra Klein podcast (I have never heard Ezra Klein mentioned irl once)

If you listened to the Bruce Springsteen song that explicitly mentions Alex Pretti four days after he was murdered expecting a subtle metaphor, that’s on you! You can think it’s bad—I wouldn’t really disagree—but it’s exactly what anyone could reasonably expect it to be!

Given that Bruce Springsteen and Billy Bragg have both written songs about Minneapolis, I would assume Bob Dylan will soon too, in an effort critics will call “important” and “unlistenable”

Donald Trump’s biggest political skill, and I don’t think there’s a close second, is convincing people to not take anything he says literally.

I know everyone hates him and I am in agreement but guys, we don’t have to pretend the Belichick snub isn’t completely insane.

Republicans are not going to condemn the attack on Ilhan Omar because it is the preference, if not of them specifically then at least of the president whose approval they need to continue their careers, that she be assassinated. Hope this clears things up.

I know that calling things psyops or people assets of the right is frowned upon but I think I’m going to start with the “Biden promised $2000 checks and I’m mad about getting a $600 and a $1400 check” people. Completely insane argument I’ve never seen in real life or from a verifiably real person.

SLU basketball is absolutely outrageous

Meanwhile ICE is railing against the true weapon of mass destruction: whistles

Fun fact: I never knew for sure who the top guy was because I first saw this image sent to me with my dog photoshopped on it

Ways you know One Battle After Another doesn’t take place in precisely our universe: 1. The presence of a Weather Underground-like org doing bombings circa 2010 2. Lockjaw is not married to Candace Owens

kept out for the crime of looking and dressing like a reporter but having money and a hot girlfriend anyway

He is deeply jealous of Renee Good because she had something he never could: a parent who vocalized love for Donald Trump

There are people with principled takes on the 2nd Amendment, like the 1st. But if you ever believed that the American Right broadly supported 2nd Amendment rights, as opposed to rights for people who agreed with them, you are a fool.

Lol of course people left me paperwork outside my office yesterday. The correlation between driving in terrible conditions and not knowing how to use email remains a circle.

Oh, you want to prosecute lawless figures in DHS? Think about the message that would send—that you shouldn’t commit crimes while an agent of the state. Is that the kind of message we want to send?

The top post on the NASCAR Memes subreddit right now:

If the last couple weeks have demonstrated anything, it’s that public opinion can and will change. The key is to find leaders who will do the necessary work rather than simply shifting alongside public opinion

It’s gonna come out that they only hired Greg Bovino because they mixed him up with Dan Bongino

I never watched Top Gun: Maverick for the simple reason that the original Top Gun is ass and I’m sick of people pretending it isn’t because it was their favorite movie when they were ten, but I have decided to assume that how I feel about F1 will exactly parallel TGM.

The worst things The Athletic has ever done: 2. As a matter of strategy, tried to destroy the newspaper industry at a time where truth in (actual news) reporting is more important than ever 1. Referred to the 1999 Rams as “LAR”

The political press very clearly understands “truth” as a social agreement, a compromise position between everyone important enough to have an opinion. It did not reflect on how this would allow dedicated liars to go all-in on lies again and again and dramatically shift the position.

it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl

Man, Sam Darnold was fucking awesome today. Two straight 14 win seasons with two different franchises. Probably the most compelling evidence yet that the Jets are True Ass.

Unfortunately you can’t count on the refs to stop LA. You gotta just go out and take it.

For the love of God, Seahawks, time to actually make a damn stop

They love playing LA hip hop during Rams games. You know, that genre that has produced so many famous Rams fans

Following up a game-altering taunting penalty with a 4chan Nakua touchdown is so fucking 2026 NFL

I thought Seattle’s defense was supposed to be good?

The Seattle Seahawks are honkin on Bobo

God bless Rams special teams

STOP THE COUNT

I understand that he seems extremely unpleasant to be around, but some NFL cornerback should try covering Puka Nacua at some point

Davante Adams as the number two receiver

“It’s football weather!”—people with no concept of the geographic demographics of NFL players

Absolutely insane decision to kick there

It’s so funny that Drake Maye is a relatively unexceptional scrambler by modern standards, but would basically be the fastest quarterback in NFL history prior to Michael Vick

Matthew Stafford and Drake Maye have been relentlessly, RELENTLESSLY mid this postseason. These guys are the MVP and MVP runner up? I’m officially declaring this year’s title a Fake Championship. Congrats to the Philadelphia Eagles on remaining Super Bowl champions.

This is insane. Completely fucking insane. Pretti could’ve charged at the officers and fired his gun and the shooting could be inarguably justified and not giving them paid leave would be preposterous.