I firmly believe these people would volunteer to join the human centipede if trump told them to

People thinking they’re inventing network television after 10 years of destroying network television, I am going to walk into the fucking ocean.

"Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer a city where everyday residents have to work three jobs and are under constant threat of eviction. Anything short of an excruciating existence for the working class just doesn’t cut it for me."

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

this ad brought to you by the DNC

looking good sir

rfk jr ran out of that room like he saw the worm that ate his brain back to polish off the crumbs

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

I love how the Secretary of Health and Human Services, the guy in charge of our national well-being, runs away like a cartoon character the moment somebody needs medical help. The other Trump gargoyles at least attempt to look concerned. Kennedy sprints off camera.

my uterus just fell out of my butt and ran away screaming

wow it’s always the organizations you most expect

buying into AI

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...

[giving donald trump a poster that says The Best And Not At All Rotten Brained Hero Award] please don’t fire me out of a giant circus cannon sir

Is this dumdum close to… getting it? What does he think he’s been a part of this whole tlme “We have to recapture the freewheeling spirit of the Puritans”

wow is it possible for seven people to all be wrong about something? www.axios.com/2025/09/02/a...

Rudy Giuliani today

I’m not a Super Smart Politics Guy but I think one problem the GOP is facing is that it’s hard to convince voters the other side is evil when they’re watching endless videos of people being pulled out of their cars and homes in front of their screaming children by your masked goons.

“the president is in optimal physical health.” - karoline leavitt

an airplane is a stupid idea because a rocket ship is faster.

I forgot it was called Covenant Eyes and I truly believe pervert app is a less distressing name

"I reached out to a White House spokesperson for comment. They said 'the pope doesn't know what he’s talking about.'" is such an incredible fourth panel for a Doonesbury strip

“full beaver moon” sounds like something mike johnson’s pervert app would flag

is this an ad by the DNC

“what about people abusing SNAP who are able to but refuse to work?” who cares! feed them! stop being so fucking weird about this.

reporter: what do you think about last night’s election results? mike johnson: what election?

less punditry and much more organizing.

he finally told a truth

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

nate silver is not real. someone made him up like 5 years ago and everyone has just gotten caught up in the lie. sorry!!!

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed bring me the head of andrew cuomo

lol what is left of donald’s tiny tomato brain is going to burst seeing tonight’s election results and I love that for him

the little void is judging me for watching election coverage

on the edge of my seat, stress eating leftover halloween candy, waiting for the election results of a mayoral race in a city in which I do not live.

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

why am I watching election night coverage. how did I get here. what have I become.

Okay, I've seen enough. Not election night related, just been a long year and I have seen way too many things

reporter: who did you vote for? chuck schumer:

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???