Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Resident Evil recently turned 30, so I dove into its development and what made and makes it such a genre-defining success decades later. This game is a masterpiece, and its 2002 remake that allowed Shinji Mikami and Co. to show off the entirety of the dream of survival horror is even better.

RIP Mike F

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In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

Toshiro Mifune for Sapporo beer

The percs done ate little cuz ass up

this #transdayofvisibility why not sponsor my brother who’s running the transcend 10k, his first race post top surgery, to raise money for gender affirming surgeries for others in his queer running club sportsgiving.co.uk/sponsorship/...

Me when I rob a bank for transgender day of visibility

Booming across the hills:

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news operator: is it a news site me: not really operator: why don’t you go to a news site me: i don’t know operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want me: 75

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Unless there is an exceptionally good reason for not doing it, art placeholders should always look like placeholders. The goofier, the better. 😁 #Blasphemous

I'm entering this short story translation competition for the second year running. Would any of my Japanese-reading mutuals be up for giving feedback on my current translation draft? www.jlpp.go.jp/competition1...

Bob Mortimer and Romesh Ranganathan talking Resident Evil on LOL season 2.

every time i see someone with a "normal" tv it's like a glimpse into hell

My favourite thing in this genre is the DVDs from the original Dead Rising, which until about a year ago were somehow completely undocumented online

Word processing. Point and click. Surfing the worldwide web. These are just some of the things you can expect to do when you go on the computer.

imagine being a RETVRN guy but for 'cursive in schools' instead of cool ass translucent electronics

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

Love it when the DWP takes a year to decide they've overpaid me and then demand the money back. Especially when I still don't have a job and cannot pay it back

Saw someone say on here that communists only do literacy programs and raise literacy rates for propaganda reasons and I thought about this post

Watching a KIDS RETURN making of video and had to make this

My local industrial gas supplier also wanted people to know this recently

Happy 30th to 'Resident Evil'! To celebrate, here's our old write up of 'Resident Evil 4,' arguably the series' most important entry.

Resident Evil

had a dream that I invented, and attempted to market, "the thinking man's tiramisu," and as a consequence was assassinated

Genuinely would not have expected this in a million years

"They Found One Of My Graves" is a pretty funny song title tbf

Adding to this thread: it’s a common mistake (I’ve made it myself, many times) to think of the motivations of the capitalist elites as essentially mercantilist: that is, that they are largely still motivated *entirely* by profit and loss, selling product, etc. This has not been true for a while.

if there's one conclusion that the study of both labor history and imperialism converge on, it is that the richest people in the world are happy to burn money on control, power, impunity. and the "everything is about profit" version of anti-capitalism does not survive serious contact with either

Jazz music is NOT BRUTAL. Jazz music is stupidity

I'm seeing a weird uptick in people saying 'no Zios' on dating profiles alongside the usual 'no Tories' etc. Not a great look there guys! A simple watermelon emoji communicates what you want to communicate without using a term invented by David fucking Duke.

Art by Twitter user beepbat

Metal Gear Solid 4

this is killing me lol

BABE TURN ON YOUTUBE IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

if we still had proper porn parodies instead of just POV stepbrother clips we would have gotten “One Butthole After Another” and “Marty Suckcream“ this year

I think about this far too often

Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

It is not enough for Churchill to be replaced on the £5. We must also replace his statue with something that can truly unite the country at this difficult time. Sign the petition here: www.change.org/p/uk-parliam...

Was not expecting the melodeath influence on this track, given how grubtastic their first album was. Not a big melodic death metal fan but this is a cool use of those subgenre trappings reekingaura.bandcamp.com/album/on-the...

The whole "AI" industry is just based on the hope that they can deskill people fast enough that they'll have to rent back cognitive support systems. Forever. It's like Uber. Just that they don't try to break existing transportation infrastructures but your brain.

What's the best choice for a less resource-intensive browser than Chrome. Preferably one I can easily transfer my bookmarks across to. The crashes are getting ridiculous

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