Lol. Sky Sports Halo went well then

Yes. Next question. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/as-no1...

Pardon #TOTP

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Sad to hear about the fire at the DoJ filing room that happened next weekend.

who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word

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A rich vein of Folk Horror ran all the way through WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979). And one of its most horrific characters was Worzel's own creation: Dafthead!

Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings. Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms. Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.

“No 10 says Johnson has been told by Downing Street staff that none of them had parties during Covid.”

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying

How did those presenters keep a straight face

I love this.

This is surely the final nail in Donald Trump’s coffin. A coffin made entirely of nails.

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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down

Kind of familiar. Isn't it.

Very disappointing, should have held on but at least we didn't lose. Onto the break and hopefully get some attackers back for the NLD

That is magnificent wow

Beautiful saka

Why are the Championship commentary team on this game?

Fairwell King, Quentin Wilson x

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who’s a big boy! who’s a big boy!

BBC really burying the lede there

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

After brushing your hair, don't throw a firework into your girlfriend's face!

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

is it eat it, it’s eat it isn’t it

Dusty Bin chatting with the crew backstage

At a certain point you gotta start wondering if the Manchester United players are cracking under the pressure of being responsible for one man’s haircut.

This was a great question, I believe the number is 13 teams have conceded more goals in their last six PL games than the seven shots on target Arsenal have allowed.

Time to increase the goal difference significantly

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Let's hope it's stays one nil with a set piece goal, really piss everyone off

Get in viktor

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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

X is a cesspit led by an unhinged billionaire who is desperately trying to stir up civil war in Britain. Nobody with any sense or decency should be there. No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there. Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.

A bit of advice for journalists: At least *read* the quotes you’re cut and pasting into a story.

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It is a little known fact that tonight's clock re-adjustment was pioneered by German-British artist Frank Auerbach, to the great dismay of the proponent of the original change, politician Konrad Adenauer

That poor boy with the massive hair is edging closer and closer to the scissors of salvation.

Da iawn, Caerffili. 👏💜