operation do jack shit after lunch is a go

ryan is right. people HATE hearing this. but it is just a matter of simple incentives. if you want a more representative legislature — and if you want a legislature more resistant to corruption — then you need to jack up the salaries. serving as mayor of NYC should net you a cool 500K *at least*

becoming the new marie kondo with my “drink 4 beers and throw things out impulsively” method

There are ditches that need digging out there in the world, and all I see here is three people who would do better holding shovels.

if i had a big sloppy sandwich right now maybe i wouldnt feel so bad

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

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We cannot ever let them doubt it

City to Cuomo - Drop Dead.

Keep up the pressure. Do not let them catch their breath.

There are still a lot of hard times ahead, but remember this moment and what it means: We can win.

Virginia is for haters

im learning more every day

You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone

(showing off my tattoo that says "RAHOWA" in the chinese menu font) it's asian actually....it means "peace" in asian

It is interesting to me that you never hear people making the "girl's sports" argument from the other direction.

Mike Johnson has an app on his phone that alerts his son any time he visits a news website.

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Dude you gotta check out the short story that chatGPT wrote. yeah it sucks ass but I actually really liked it, due to my low IQ

My Life Made Me Annoying

many people love to look at the horrific mistakes of the past and think “we should try that again”

The warm weather is dying. The cold weather struggles to be born. Now is the time of light jackets.

Listen to you, "Wahh I don't want another great depression" well too bad, my hands are tied. Weak men have to create hard times or else the meme doesn't work

You cannot email me in a way that matters

Andrew Cuomo, who resigned the Governorship in turmoil over sex pest shit and who tried to cover up Covid deaths in retirement homes, decided to run for Mayor and after a major loss to the progressive candidate he decided he should continue running as an independent

"hello jeffrey. i won. gooslane is sucking my pepper undr table. i will see u in hell mein freund"

All I want in life is to persuade everyone, when encountering politics & culture, to ask, "why are we talking about this?" I mean that very literally: anything you encounter on your screens reflects a choice. Someone covered that, talked about that, rather than the many other things out there. Why?

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

sic transit gloria mundi

I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge

To foreclose on the possibility of escapist slop being "artistically" "good" is to reveal that you lack the conceptual foundation upon which such a discussion would rely.

Rate This App, My Ass (I Won’t Rate This App)

[a republican has flame-broiled three abuelas with a space laser] If you're the president, you rule, and who is to say you can't have it your way? [democrats propose a 1% wealth tax] If liberty is the soul's right to breathe, then this be a prison of suffocation.

"don't you wish you could go to Walmart.... in two thousand and two???" what. do you have encephalitis

Escalators Are Now Battlefields

kimmy jimmel. something to think about.

Sir, you’re not supposed to keep the money in the bag

If you spent even one second of the last decade indulging the free speech claims made by the American right in earnest, I genuinely think you're lacking in intelligence. I do not think you have what it takes to deliver sound commentary on American politics.

this is genuinely how klein sees himself right now