Pikachu is a dog

[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow

EVERYONE GET MORE WOKE NOW!!!!

oh I’ve never actually eaten one. but the amount of people disagreeing with me proves that on some level, I’m actually right

my cat every day at 4 pm

*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions

roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do

This is actually a statistical error due to the inclusion of Mentioning Trump Georg, who is an outlier and should not have been counted

every elected official does what they want and doesn't do what they don't want and everyone who tries to complicate this with fanfiction is either stupid or making money

i wish i had a tower or dungeon to brood in but the best i can do is the toilet

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

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All I'm saying is, if a lot of people with access to the same information were able to come to the correct conclusion, and you were not, that calls for some introspection.

it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane

it’s that time again

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

If leaders are not in the streets when their community is under threat, they should step aside for people who are. bsky.app/profile/katm...

This is bad bad bad, but it’s worth noting that the memo’s from May 2025 and not this month. I think that’s useful information for limiting panic, because I read this headline and thought “oh this is about to get way worse”

A key part of the struggle against encroaching authoritarianism is to reject rather than perpetuate the Trumpist assertions of absolute power, to push back against the notion that resistance is futile.

Men who defend Jonathan Ross for murdering Renee Good are not safe to be around. End those relationships.

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

the secret to intelligence is books -the wise librarian

"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it

please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back

I think there's a big disconnect here between people who take the phrase "they can't do that" to mean the actions described literally cannot occur, and those who take it to mean the actions would be unambiguously illegitimate if they did. Fundamentally different ideas.

Sneaking suspicion people are hearing this as "stop paying for ICE" but he's saying it to mean "no additional funding beyond what they currently have".

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

It took two years (with other projects in between) but I've finished 44,703 stitches of DMC 162 — Very Light Blue that make up all the waterways on my 20-inch wide cross stitch map of the NYC subway system. If I never touch another skein of 162 again it'll be too soon

i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.

if my posts have offended, think but this and all is mended—im a dumbass

most of the people whose opinions I hold in high regard are on here but a solid 15% of this website is people who are both wildly self-righteous and extremely stupid

Bowls are cryptids

I'm getting tired of seeing the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life refresh on a 24 hour cycle

If there are *any* Democrats in Congress who will still vote to keep funding this administration when it is using that money to terrorize our cities and refusing to allow congressional representatives their clear right to observe their activities, then those reps need to be primaried into retirement

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

sic transit gloria mundi

ICE is killing American citizens the right way. by Ezra Klein

I'm sorry classics knowers but if I have to read the word Thucydides one more time I am going to die.

I’m tired of calling cowardice “strategy”

I believe completely that they will lose, but it won't happen by itself. We need to make them lose. No matter how overwhelming the necessity of their defeat becomes, we will still need to make it happen by our own labor. Find a way to pitch in, however small, and get to work.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

i hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack. and i hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile. and i hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience

I’m in the JSOC maduro mock safe house smokin on shit you couldn’t comprehend