howe caverns bf/herkimer diamond mine gf

they should simply have a large bird pick up the ships and carry them over the strait

on this here 60-plus degree day in boston, the first of spring, thinking again of this lovely one from @flaminghydra.com — winter's come and gone, a little bird told me so!

marineland billboard, florida, 1979

many many regrettable things about this timeline but v lucky to be around to see my husband shohei ohtani play baseball!!!

going to cat power tonight—hoping maybe I can get electrocuted by the amp and sent back to 2003 to fix the timeline

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

more like NO!!!!easter am I right hahah *sobbing*

huge win for alt girls everywhere

watching the sopranos thinking "I am also my therapist's favorite patient"

Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive. Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list. Lets close out this season and make their day! :)

implementing UBU: universal basic ukulele for everyone, a thing you can just learn songs on really easily and play them for no one/your cats/your toddler/etc to generate some free seratonin

i need a report on the guy whose acoustic guitar set is currently getting picked up by the peacock live feed/ambient shot of cortina

i am always delighted to receive tal's newsletter and this week was no exception

New York Times might as well start credulously reporting what my friend’s three-year-old saw out the bus window today! “A dinosaur??? Driving???? With a hat on??? put it on A1”

many enviable butts and quads in winter sports

“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”

petition to let all of us [redacted]

contractually obligated to share all good things written about and related to schenectady—the city that lights and hauls the world, baby!

petition to let all exes of billionaires [redacted]

currently eating some of the cookies I got from a trans scout earlier this month—this could be you!!

I am v. sad to hear about dan mcquade, whose writing I followed sort of not-on-purpose—in a "wow that was great, oh shit of course it was dan" kind of way—he proved that with a big heart and enough curiosity about people/things, you can make something lovely out of literally anything

extremely rude of someone on antiques roadshow UK to have brought an item painted in 1998??? i come here to relax and you’ve upset me

“professional-grade logistics” lol bro this is like average coordination with your kid’s friends’ parents for going sledding at the Good Hill later this afternoon

it’s that time again

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

It seems clear Alex Pretti, a healthcare worker, was murdered for engaging in the exact kind of community care we hope all care workers to embody: the kind that doesn’t stop at the threshold of the hospital, the clinic, but that aims to care for and support the community where and how they can

actually, the moderate position is redacted

oot and aboot review: at least it’s not windy? yet?

the moderate position remains “straight to the hague do not pass go”

the meanest thing a european has ever said to me while traveling was when i was working in italy — i declined a cigarette from a guy who then silently lit one, took a drag, exhaled and said, "all you americans think you'll never die"

okay on the bright side the four boxes of girl scout cookies i bought from a trans scout arrived

dunkin advertising their lattes as being made with “protein milk” ………… okay why does that feel like it’s cum though

12 days into 2026 like

check this shit out motherfucker *hits self in dick with kettlebell, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do*

you don't have to watch more awful video but it's apparent what these insults to bottom-dwellers, absolute scum of the earth motherfuckers find exculpatory: their victims being visibly queer, being joyfully defiant, being unafraid, being women

sat around and cried for a solid 10 minutes this morning after my family left for the day—good work if you can get it!

A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.

Really worth watching this interview with a bystander who witnessed the ICE shooting in Minneapolis: "I'm pretty right-leaning. But seeing this, this is not how we're supposed to be doing things in America.”

wow stuff is grim but on the other hand i donated like two gallons of pumped breast milk to support vulnerable lil bbs—luv 2 do a tits-based public good

truly has there been a better face on television than michele solara

welp

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

Outlook for the new year ...

a not-so-funny part of this is this is not enough daycares—it’s nigh impossible to find spot in daycare around here!! we had to start looking before our kid was born!! but also if one of these dudes shows up at my son’s daycare I will [redacted]

no one who is younger and funnier than me is allowed to die—it’s not right!