I feel like if the social media person at @nbcboston.com found this worth sharing, maybe a news editor at the station would think it's worth reporting out for Boston?

I hope something funny enough happens to the Dolans that I can root for the Knicks before the series is over

Awww. Just a wittle baby meteor!

My entire building shakes when a truck driver sneezes 3 blocks away and I heard nothing from this. Boooooooi

I regret to inform people I have read AP agricultural reporting for 25 years, and this is just how they write about it. They're allergic to just calling them tomatoes each time.

No YOU'RE resisting going to bed because you can't deal with the fact your local closed tonight. I often see European posts that the US has no pub culture, and then they describe places exactly like Woody's as what we allegedly lack. I didn't just lose a bar tonight, they were also my living room.

Hi, Sally. Alum here. I haven't read this through yet, so maybe you address it obliquely, but pretty concerning to not find any variation of the word "library" in this piece after you just shut 3 of our 4 major ones.

The woman who started laughing at 2:20 is my new best friend

We were still issuing these plates 2 weeks ago?

James River BBQ sauce is bad. Japanese Bachan BBQ makes for a much better North Shore beef

Red Sox baserunning is making me miss Dale Sveum. #rememberingaguy

Jewish Heritage night at Fenway tonight and if you bought the tickets for it, the giveaway jersey has a bet instead of a B and the number on the back is 18 (it's been 26 for most others this year). Well played, @redsox.com

They silenced the scientists. Banned them from WHO calls during an active Ebola outbreak. 139 people are dead in the DRC. This isn’t a policy failure. It’s a choice made by people in suits, very far from the dying. Please read and share everywhere. open.substack.com/pub/demcastu...

@rmtownsend.bsky.social Google is unsurprisingly unhelpful here, but I'm guessing if anyone knows this answer it's you: how many governments world-wide have a 100% direct democratic deliberative legislative process where every adult citizen has one vote? Longmeadow would count, Brookline wouldn't.

Pam Bondi will not see your jokes about thyroid cancer, and as a thyroid cancer patient, I want to make it my mission to change that. No, I'm not saying stop the jokes. I'm saying I want to make sure she sees them and I hope it is ruining her life.

There's an "elaborate, pathological psychological regression" on display here, but not the one Ian thinks. Nintendo is a kid's toy company first. Some toys remain fun for one's entire life, but that doesn't change the fact they are kids' toys (not a pejorative! It's the only system maker I like!).

I wonder how often (or even, if) Biden thinks about his "welcome home" line.

Who up looking at photos they took of chowder?

I've seen so many theories about why they're closing, but the one that made me actually LOL was someone saying they were "not surprised, because they always sucked." Sweetie, whatever your reason was for not liking them in 2008 is not the reason they're closing in 2026.

update: the funniest fucking thing just happened

Reminder that using ULINE products is likely more detrimental to trans folks 5ban spending money on Harry Potter (which you also shouldn't do)

In my day, we used Manischewitz

If you've bet on anything other than the win/loss of a given sporting event you're attending, you should have to pay $100 to anyone in earshot of you every time you talk about your fucking prop bets.

No the study did not fucking find causation. Did NPR layoff its entire science desk?

I really need to know how much of "Larry David" on Curb was just Cheryl Hines directly using her unexaggerated home life in her improv.

A "spaghetti bar" with one pound meatballs from the people who own the Tuscan Kitchen chain taking over the original Eastern Standard space is the corniest shit I've heard in a while. LOL remember when Schlow tried to do one pound meatballs in Kenmore?

Imagine a Republican in 2012 saying this about anything other than the Constitution. These guys would carry tiny bound pocket-sized versions! "It will be a Document respected like no other that has ever been signed, anywhere in the World. Its level of Importance and Prestige will be unparalleled!"

There are a couple types of Boston guys that amuse me: one type of guy calls it the FleetCenter because the only "Garden" was the old one, and another type of guy who calls it the FleetCenter because he keeps forgetting they renamed it.

348 quote posts of this dunking on the OP. The OP's entire page is AI generated crap. None of it is sincere. It's literally designed to waste your time and make you mad. Stop letting it, and stop resharing it, because it makes us all stupider. bsky.app/profile/cole...

People spent a lot of time on Bluesky talking about spending a lot of time on Bluesky talking about Bluesky yesterday. Talking about an app for talking on the app itself should cost money payable to the people on the app who just want to use it to talk about literally anything other than the app.

An allegedly fully reported article from WaPo doesn't answer any questions about this dubious story. A 21 yo tattoo artist who started 2 minimum wage jobs 3 years ago isn't buying the house her grandmother had to sell that prompted her to get those jobs without a big missing piece to the story.

Your friends who didn't have kids would probably like for yours to still be in their lives

I hate this is going exactly as I predicted (not claiming prescience. I was hardly alone).

*Pointer Sisters voice* One-two-three, four-five Six-seven-eight, nine-ten Eleven-twelve TWELVE! (Also, dear @redsox.com, we're at the game and "Dirty Water" was our recessional and we'd really like to hear it today)

Remember this when you make fun of farmers markets for being "bougie."

My local is closing on Thursday and I don't think I'm going to survive it. I've spent my entire adult life bellied up at the bar at Woody's. Seen every Boston team win a championship there. Celebrated a marriage, a divorce, and another marriage. I knew it was coming but I'm still rocked.

Bartenders of America: please stop putting lime in Modelo Negra. It's a German dunkel. Lime is the absolute worst flavor to add to it.

I think I've decided to boycott any business advertising that they don't use seed oils

Someone just yelled "sit down!"

I bet this is how Jr found out

There's going to be like 12 people on these trains

You should be subscribing to @404media.co, but if you're not, this amazing piece is free because they believe that, ethically, any reporting based mostly on public records should be free (which is another reason you should be subscribing to @404media.co )

another day volunteering at the troop museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the troops. buddy, they wont even let me fuck them.

Can I say something without everyone getting mad

WTF is happening at Fenway?

This may be what they told reporters, but they've made it clear to staff that they do not need income from the space and have no interest in allowing renovations or subdivision, which would be necessary for any potential lessee.

Pillsbury Boston Cream Bundt Mix (1982-1985): A kit for making a Boston cream pie-style bundt cake. It included yellow cake mix, a vanilla pudding filling, and chocolate icing. Part of a line of mixes from Pillsbury, specifically made for bundt pans

Seven years ago our Paul performed a heroic act — and then we asked him to make his first homebrew recipe for @pelliclemag.com to commemorate it! www.pelliclemag.com/home/2020/4/...

I've not been posting enough cool things here. This is a cool thing that was deeply researched and well-presented. I think I'm going to cook my way through all these variations. I'm amused he never mentioned peas (keep them out of my carbonara, but I don't care if you put them in yours).