Tomorrow I expect a truth social post that says something like "Happy Easter to my wonderful Christian PATRIOTS. We're all very glad that Jesus made it, he did a wonderful job. Today the USAF blew up a water plant."

This was the Bronx in the 80’s

We have a pretty headword heavy language, and the fact that Bovino-types are incredibly fragile means you should be able to do this without invoking the f-slur at all

Starlings are the most delightful little mutants The R2D2 is a must-see www.youtube.com/shorts/aw8Dh...

This is made all the weirder because the people who run the admin socials are freaks who are paid to do nothing but offend liberals. Dominionism but as a troll.

My grandfather passed away last night. He would have been 99 this summer. A remarkable man, he was more or less independent until about a week ago. He turned 18 in 1945, eventually resigned from the police force for moral reasons, and was active in his community for his entire life.

“Co” was an exhilarating episode to see for a very specific audience

Can you even imagine the kind of drop-out freaks who would want to sign onto this ship right now?

This is sick, but/and a part of me wishes they also sent a Hasselblad 500. The 500 would be a relative pain in the ass compared to the Nikons, and you can see the struggle when you browse the Apollo galleries. But when that thing hit... GOAT imo

I don’t know how to square this with republican voters who happily used undocumented labor for decades, to the point where border enforcement was relaxed in time with harvest seasons. Now those same voters are gobsmacked that their workers are being deported.

Dear Pam,

The fast ball is gone, has been gone for a while, and you should be fired for pretending otherwise

I don't think that's what haters means

The fact that Kid Rock has played a part in all of this makes me actually think I’ve had a psychic break with reality.

I think we’ve been slow-cooked into not quite feeling, emotionally and socially, that we are in fact an omnishambles right now. This moment is the worst condition I’ve ever seen the country as far as functioning like a developed state goes.

We are the Global Punk Ass Bitch now

A theory I have about cats is they find the way humans drink water to be repulsive, barely tolerable to the sense, and that’s why cats hurt us for fun

It can’t be true that Iran presented such an intolerable and proximal threat that they had to be bombed in the most roughshod way possible AND an acceptable outcome of the war is Iran gaining a formal, at-will Off Switch for the world economy

“Everything is basically fine, I just might have to do a small apocalypse if things go sideways.”

Reading this and then looking at the definition of “ambush” and then reading this again, and then double-checking the definition of ambush and then-

The President of the United States of America thinks the export terminal is where the oil comes from

Sure dude. Come through.

So it's Sunday evening and Trump has not even attempted to calm the markets. This is going to be fun.

“I should have taken Fartcoin instead” is a meaningful sentence in 2026

I don’t know what to do about the fact that “Jesus” has been reduced to an in-group signifier that is meant for nothing else besides making liberals mad

Apaches are actually corvids and, if after encountering a human at a young age, have been known to return to their bipedal friends to say hello

POV: you’re an editor or programming director being told by your bosses that woke 2 is real and the Vibe Shift you were hired to cash in on never happened

One of the worst things that can happen to a dad is when your wife goes away for a weekend and you forget what movie you had tucked away in your head that you wouldn’t inflict on her

The kids went to a neighbor’s house to play and I napped so hard when I woke up I thought it was tomorrow morning. Like “ahh, nice. Let the kids sleep in, I’m just gonna doze here…”

Insurgency is when you fire off sophisticated ballistic missiles but Islamically

Consistent with NYT diner-gazing, so many professionals think Trump’s base believes in anything lol

So many words are spilled to avoid asking "Can militaries adapt to slow-moving aircraft?" which like, a child should be able to figure out. Drones aren't going anywhere. That doesn't wash out to "ultimate checkmate at the expense of everything else"

Conceding the strait of Hormuz prior to ground deployments *IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ* reads a lot to me like the administration murdering US infantry

Even if this is true, saying it anywhere in public is actual crazy-person behavior

My child decided to improvise a ribbon dance for the school talent show, which I’m pretty sure is most people’s worst nightmare? Like I would rather die than do this?

Every paragraph in this gives my brain ulcers but this bit would go in my “send this back in time to 2014” booklet

Sometimes "A lie is a lie" is true but

There should be massive social penalties for guys who "like getting a rise out of people."

I actually take some small comfort in Trump's name going on everything because his primary function for the movement, if all else fails, is to make decent people upset/irritated/morally wounded. As far as plans that were ever going to come close to succeeding, it's all they ever had.

The realization that “Well you’d have to be out of your mind to use this shit for something real like a mortgage” was when I dismissed crypto out of hand …

I think every time I say "He's getting worse" is just a full-scale psychic rejection of the horrible realization that he's always been exactly like this and the world was like "Yeah, that's fine."

"Please tell us a happy story daddy."

Gearing up for one final blow is basically the story of Pete Hegseth's adult life

I think what's actually going on is after the Endless Decade in pop culture, people were waiting for the monogenre death grip to loosen. It is loosening, but it's being followed by brainrot and things that make almost everyone feel terrible.

So I've sort of been watching a lot of corvid content and I think it's because they make me feel like Hidetaka Miyazaki games are just a little bit real www.youtube.com/shorts/0zGgh...

Ah, properly chastised for calling out Trump over TSA. Good dog.

I have no reason to think this and everyone who has followed me for more than a day knows I can barely read but I'm starting to wonder if this isn't just market myopia/wishful thinking.

I’m more or less pro Big Pharma lol I think it’s cool that cystic fibrosis isn’t a death sentence. Stuff like that is cool. Should that be a public endeavor? Sure. Yes. The Right just took a fucking sledgehammer to public health and research.

Without wanting to dunk on OP, I’m exhausted by this because “quiet self-sacrifice for others” is something every good person does at some point, but is disproportionately foisted upon women as an expectation of “femininity”. It’s just a virtue and has nothing to do with my male body or women