Everything about this sounds like a living nightmare BUT this is world class, best-in-the-business footage youtu.be/cjZvFY6__qw?...

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I would like an elected democrat to take the initiative and call Trump spent. He’s not hanging anyone, he’s worse than a hypocrite: he’s a loser. He has no juice, his administration has failed the country and he can’t turn it around.

I actually wouldn't want to be the one Nazi on a boat

I didn't really like the video by the congress people but if you can tempt Trump into having a meltdown that contributes to him being an empty ball of sound and fury then it's worth it

Maybe the most brutal failure of the Ivy League I've ever seen

I think we all vastly underestimate the extent that to most of the New Right Loser Men, "culture" is really about between 1-4 specific women that loom large in their mind.

I feel like "I'm so repellent and busted that I have to extract sex with professional leverage, or do it because I like it." would be a private thought so humiliating that it would go with me to my grave but...

Every GOP staffer under the age of 35 should probably be put under conservatorship

Sometimes the light catches him just right and he looks like a Clive Barker creation

Even asking voters about "border security" as an ongoing topic is sort of abusive because it's just a thing that exists in their imagination.

“Teach people how to make computer chips.” That’s called “college”

I know less than nothing about what it’s like to be in the military but I don’t think having civilian leadership talking to you like vindictive divorced parents is a good idea

I keep waiting for someone important or with an actual platform to sit up in bed and say “Wait why is Steve Fucking Witkoff negotiating this?”

Can we just pause and reflect on what kind of creatures are at the US-Saudi Investment Forum?

Welp

Matt being haunted by his own childhood palette is very meta

So nothing in this news segment mentions a BP agent using the muzzle of a loaded rifle to break this woman’s car window. Uh…

Oh these guys are in for a long miserable existence after this lol

The problem with the redaction theory is you have to be 100% sure beforehand that whoever you ask is absolutely cool with covering up child abuse and if you are wrong once you are FUCKED

If this were any other country or president everyone would be calling this a party revolt. We’re so used to Trump riding his infernal majesty’s invincible freight train that we’re just waiting for some horrible other shoe to drop.

No notes, this might be my favorite person on the internet

My guess is Trump is going to try to just steamroll past whatever is in the files with blunt denials because that’s worked for him before. OTOH if this turns out to be a nothing it will be the most bizarre political saga of all time.

Mace vs MTG is going to be a gruesome affair

It's a mistake to think Vance is remotely troubled or weakened by this

I don’t think we’re doing so hot right now

Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror

Why do they all look Like That

Pro-vigilante revenge people should experience one spontaneous gun battle in public and then get back to the rest of us with their notes

Every retailer in the country just aspirated their own vomit

Pussy

Would you like to share your personal dividend story? How did it happen for you? Were you nervous?

I think the Tucker wing wants to put Fuentes in front of people to let him be an object of horror so people like MTG can swoop in and make a “reasonable” Red Brown pitch

You could put me in a Clockwork Orange brainwash theatre and probably convince me Hanania had become 7% less racist over the last decade but that boy will NEVER stop being insanely bad when it comes to women.

I'm a simple man who can barely read but I think an intrepid group of lawyers somewhere should be able to hobble together a compelling argument that "mass arrests via midnight helicopter raid producing for the purposes of entertainment" should have consequences.

This is a mistake. I think you can suggest that Donald Trump can no longer protect you at all.

What is this, the fucking Land Before Time?

The accelerating rate of BP/ICE hitting churches and things like Homan's anti-pope screed makes the admin look like more of a quasi-denominational power play and I think it will be extremely easy to make clumsy assumptions over how that's going to play out politically

Every one of these scenarios looks fun and I would be fine youtu.be/Owp1P24arhg?...

I have a theory that the biggest monster under the bed of the AAA games industry is first person shooters suck* and most people playing them know this but don’t let themselves realize it. *immersive sims not counted here

This, IMO, is how three-piece bands should be mixed. Make them sound enormous www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DQ6...

This weekend there will be a lot of Very Cool moments between Bros where guys are sitting around watching football and one says "I don't know dude, Megyn Kelly has a point right?" and I hope this causes a lot of fist fights

how sure are we that the DOJ will functionally exist in a year from now?

Oh it’s pretty good actually! I wouldn’t go out of my way to find it but I’ve left a 2-liter in a car trunk and you know what? Pretty good!

I just heard a Kesha cover of a Matt Pond song so I don’t even know what’s real anymore

MTG isn't going to moderate because she's fucking insane but she could finish what Madison Cawthorn started. 🎵blackbird singin' in the dead of niiiiiight🎶

An um, interesting trend line over the next five or so years will be suicides among ICE agents, especially the new batch. They may be too stupid to register what’s happening to them, but you can’t immerse your brain in pure animosity without loosening something bad inside.