Dude would have stood that fed up one on one

A total collapse of trust in federal LE among the economic hub cities is a problem that I don’t know how to even start to think about.

This would be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen if it wasn't the DHS chief saying "We religiously hate non-whites"

At a certain point you're going to have a moment where you realize "Well, this is more or less who I turned out to be." and you should truly let that be a happy occasion.

Given that these people tell us they are the Guardians of American Culture, maybe they should learn one fucking single thing about it.

I beg your pardon

This is starting to feel like being on a plane and the pilot comes out of the cockpit in the nude and ranting about how he's seen "the secret of Xul" and we all need to ascend together.

This era needs to embrace other languages' ability to come up with completely new words that aren't slang, but name emerging phenomenon, such as the feeling of realizing more and more of our elites are actual, dictionary-definition monsters.

If someone told me they like that the AI video game lady in the movies is a virgin I would have to just be like “Oh actually, no. She fucks.” and just remain unwavering about it while this person experiences full ego death

What are some of your favorite virgin actors?

Six months…

There will be handwringing about what “white working class” means in, well, terms of class. But it’s a very polite way of saying “People who want to be Taylor Sheridan characters”

You should definitely read this because it’s what we all need to be able to articulate about why a lot of people in power need to go to prison

Oh we're going to get an actual American Prigozhin aren't we? Down to the caterer detail lol

I don’t have an allergy to horny music but who says certain things matters, a lot. I know mega-stars feel artistically constrained but

First of all LOL but since when is “yeah, well, you guys have some maniacs too” a viable retort

Nobody told me hybrid authoritarianism would be this particular kind of annoying

"very often"

I would like 72 hours of not being embarrassed to the point of insanity

This is... actually, unbelievably stupid

Imagine studying Schelling and Herman Kahn so you can be a military leader and then your boss gets up and recites youtube comments at you after a 15 hour flight

That’s so weird I thought wearing all that tactical dad bullshit made you like, unstoppable? Maybe it only works against pregnant women or something.

People like Matt are funny because in most historical contexts he would be doing some kind of menial labor where his cohort would respond to him being The Most Annoying Person Alive with petty violence

Whenever @sharonk.bsky.social posts about Cyberpunk 2077 I get genuinely excited about the far-off sequel in a way no other IP makes me excited.

Don't assume oblivion when you can suggest malice!

CNN really going out on a limb with the hot takes

It's equal parts funny and depressing that the Bad Bunny news is making right wing influencers actually wonder if they're losing

I put the odds that someone is piping AI content to Trump's teevee at like, 12%

I really would like to go a week without this happening

So I want to get a few posters from Magnum Photo for the living room. This will not be cheap. 3 framed 18x24's will be around... well nevermind that. I like this grouping. WDYT?

Not only does Trump thinks medbeds are real because a 22 year old told him they are, he thinks he's responsible for them and can't wait to take credit for them someday soon

Listening to bummer music, precisely two beers and playing my favorite video game. That's Saturday Night baby.

When people say "'All persons born or naturalized in the territory of' etc doesn't actually mean 'all persons'." It's not just a bad faith way of making a specific point. It's supposed to drive you insane, to make you question how we organize knowledge and navigate the world as social creatures

This apple orchard has arbors of Concord grapes. Fragrance Supremacy.

If you went back 3000 years and explained to someone what a gun is and then showed them this picture, I'm quite sure they would say "Oh you're definitely not supposed to do that."

A Clear and Present Sicario II: No Way Home

A reconstruction party could form a whole department of scorned AUSA's and federal cops who all have a very specific bucket list

Nerds Gummies Tribe, do not sleep on the Nerds flavored Bomb Pops

Disappointed to find out Amelia Earhart was an industrial scale sex predator

The reasoning is probably going to be like "Well, half the country wants to break the court into a million pieces and maybe send some of us to prison so... might as well let it rip!"

Watch 30% of the brass get norovirus or something

One hundred thousand metric tons of jet fuel to tell generals to be really mean lmao

I'm sure this is going to garner a lot of good will

It's fun how the elites are frozen in this space of like "Yeah we all, and I mean ALL OF US, knew this guy, knew what he was all about and there's just no more information to be gleaned from that fact."

It’s like they are annoyed the trade war hasn’t accelerated decline fast enough

The MAGA Lady Operative aesthetic must have a specific origin and by that I mean like 3 people telling them what to do

I know this is specifically to mollify the worst vetbros on Youtube but in what universe is this a political W? How many Republican voters have thought about Wounded Knee at all in the last 20 years?

He’s going to cave on this like, immediately.

To solve the loneliness crisis I suggest a national convention of nanas, babas, aunties, mimis, etc to meet and conduct a draft