It says so much that Org A wants me to be in a leadership role and will pay me a stipend based on my expertise, while Org B, which I have more of a personal connection to, left me on read. I want to GIVE YOU MONEY losers, why must you snub me in every way?!

Why yes I am getting into a Facebook fight about how using AI, especially during Sukkot, is a violation of the holiday and a perversion of our responsibility to be stewards of the Earth

i wouldn’t do much for a klondike bar but a chocotaco on the other hand…

Me and my kitty! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMkh1F41/

Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice. Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

I Have Video Of You Secretly Fucking Pumpkins, Charlie Brown

My favorite fanfic has serial numbers that can’t be removed. The psychosocial dynamics of post-Dominion War Cardassia is INTEGRAL to the alien lizard sex, and that’s how I like it. I want weird spicy across the board.

every ad trying to make AI look helpful or fun just makes me dislike it even more. i just saw an ad where they compared phones without AI to vanilla ice cream cones. dude, i like vanilla ice cream cones way more than my phone

This is a fantastic essay that speaks directly to the moment. Highly recommended! Bravo @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social.

jadzia, trying not to laugh: oh? and what do you think garak wants from you? julian: *gestures frantically up and down at the full length of his succulent twink body*

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

putting this on your timeline again

People who aggressively dismissed broader economic and systemic concerns from the left and became morbidly obsessed with trans people and pronouns for years: Over the years the left has focused too much on their pronouns and not enough on the economy and our pressing systemic problems

Now that it's raining more than ever know that mosquitos are all over You can use my citronella ella ella ella

Today’s workday is brought to you by the COUNTIF Excel function! *children cheering*

every platform pressuring you to use their AI tool has real “pull my finger” energy

Should I feel bad for telling people I had to stop teaching ballet bc my mentor was a transphobe? Spelled out like that, no. I was a damn good ballet teacher and there is no shame in teaching ballet while being transgender.

Normally foraging and canning is my way of staying grounded to seasonal change and the land I occupy, but rn I am sincerely wondering what the food situation is going to look like this winter. Like I’m p sure there will be food of some kind available for purchase, but what? How much?

A worker shared this pic of a pumpkin patch in Western NY from last month. The pumpkins won’t be be picked until late Sept. or Oct. Right now, workers make sure the field is well kept & irrigated - placing hoses and doing maintenance to ensure a successful harvest. #WeFeedYou

The devil finds work for idle hands. Welcome to Satan’s Staffing & Temp Agency.

Sometimes death is foxy

Am I the only one who consistently reads “AI” as “Al,” as in “you can call me” *whistling solo*

Blow me a kiss so I can catch it and put it down my pants.

I hope this ishmael finds you whale

Time to forage in the ditches and collect bones

The mantle Elendil wears for his coronation as High King of Arnor and Gondor

disillusioned youth should do what I did as a teen and get really really into Tennessee Williams

local transmasc stares into the mirror for twenty minutes, wondering ‘is my facial hair growing in faster or am I simply doing a bad job of shaving?’ details at 11

if I can’t have more Lower Decks I want a series about Starbase 80, and if I can’t have that I want a Scrubs-style show about Starfleet Medical

Wish that were me

It is too beautiful a day to argue with people who don't see you as human. Baby, if you don't go outside and frolic today! You are ALIVE.

you should buy your trans friends coffee or something today

Life is so short. Make sure you enjoy as much good art as you can before you check out.

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

Adopt a highway. Marry an underpass. Get into a custody dispute with a bridge.

all I want is a day to eat the spiciest pho I can find, drink aloe juice, and watch TNG while I ride out this cold. But it is not to be

its hard when you think about how all the dictators and presidents and environment destroying CEOs and weapons manufacturers and serial killers and storm troopers have all been cis but statistically SOME of them are good people.

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist. YOU - I exist too.

“Oh shoot and I had a mask in my carryon while I was on the plane” COOL where it was doing fuck all to keep me and my wife safe when you landed to stay at our house!! if I were feeling less sick I would be so pissed rn

The Clothesline Festival is wild bc there are so many artist vendor vets who’ve been doing this shit for decades and then there’s my wife on year 3, and I look around and wonder if we’ll be here this long and if kids will look at us the same way in the future Also there are old gays so that rules

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫡

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

#possumcore frankly this gives me big PawPaw energy. #naddpod thoughts?

wild to be doing a work mandated training about IDing sex trafficking victims and thinking “sure like the president was involved with”