When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Dirk Nowitzki played 21 years in the NBA. His teammates in Dallas combined for seven All-Star selections. Zero All-NBA 1st or 2nd Team selections.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Last Day!!!🍁🍂

If you're looking for something short and nice for the spooky season, I'd like to recommend our collection of horror games! Now on sale! Plus, you'd be supporting a tiny indie studio that struggles to make ends meet 😅

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Just so tired... as a government employee... fuck Trump and this entire organization of treasons to the USA. No morales, no standards and no respect from anyone.

Current Mood #TrailsOfColdSteel #art 🌟

I have sent you half of my stash of helpoint. I am down to 50 heip left now. Oh, God bless.

please sir may I have a HEI point? 5ead4641ab8bc11ce53c8de8a2d1fa33

I’m already 30 000 in the negative, I have nothing to lose!

on cinema tomorrow!! 🍿 did you know that elvis is the only person to turn down john wayne to be in their movie? @oncinema.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social

Who wants some HEI Points? To celebrate the new season of On Cinema at the Cinema I will be giving away my HEI Points. Reply with your Wallet ID & you will receive a lump of HEIPs with a value somewhere between 1 and 10,000 points. I will be using a random number generator to determine your HEIPs.

David Cross folks.

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

The time Neil Hamburger congratulated Greg Gutfeld on his prestigious award:

coming out of my cage and i've NOT been doing just fine. because, as i just mentioned, i was in a fucking cage.

Waitress: how do you take your coffee Me, A Bluesky Idiot: with my hand

I don't understand the appeal of chicken wings. Like, here's some spicy bones, you'll need a shower afterwards.

accidentally winning a silent auction while playing ping pong

I'm the one in the friend group always passing out the pills (pepcid)

On behalf of the entire team, I'm excited to announce the launch of the Falcom Wiki! 🎉 A fan-driven, ad-free resource dedicated to documenting the worlds, characters, and history of Nihon Falcom. Come take a look, and help us grow the archive: falcom.wiki

i told my landlord they're releasing the amelia earhart files and he lowered my rent 50%. i told my grocer and he gave me a free nectarine. i told my doctor and he said i didn't have to pay for the visit. try it. you never know who out there has been waiting for this moment.

Not only is this INCREDIBLE for @chrislamartina.bsky.social and @terrorvisionvids.bsky.social, but I've been informed that our old Purple Stuff Podcast bonus commentary remains intact on the Out There Halloween Mega Tape disc, so me and Jay have ridden their coattails straight into the big W.

We taught our raccoons sign language and the first thing they said was "The trouble is, you think you have time.”

i cant fucking breath lmfao

SILENT HILL f

sneezing counts as masturbating, sins-wise

I’ll sleep when I’m dead (of sleep deprivation)

The Male Loneliness Epidemic set in once Hank Williams Jr. stopped invited his rowdy friends over for Monday Night Football.

Me when I accidentally book a trip during the release of Silent Hill f, oops

We have every woman we need. ❤️ The AEW division is on FIRE. ...kinda like Mox will be after Darby's done with him. But I digress! The AEW women's division is more stacked than it's ever been, and every woman there has put in the WORK to bring it to where it is today. ❤️

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

I stand with Riho. #AEW 🤼

Here to remind people & wrestlers who body shamed other wrestlers, about Hana Kimura 🌸 who committed suicide following a series of troubling tweets addressing online bullying & body shaming directed at her. She was found dead in her apartment in Tokyo on May 2020. She was only 22😔 #WrestleSky #AEW

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

As I was saying…

Ran into someone at the local cobbler and they said they were antifa. I smelled a lie and tried the secret handshake. Showed his hairy ass not knowing

A fun fact about McCarthyism is that just two and a half years after he was condemned and censured, Sen. Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death at 48. Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.

Got a bunch of new followers this week: I’m Veda Scott I’m a pro wrestling broadcaster Commentary wherever, whenever! Interviews and hosting too. Ready, willing, and able to do it allll🎙 2025 has already been my best year yet - and it’s far from over! Cant wait to see what’s next 💕

big deal, there were at least 100 of these guys at any given anime convention from 2001-2005

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

4 Ways to Die! #aewallout

Mercedes gets to be the base. Hopefully she gets tips from her man

The pilot just got on the intercom and said "Death is just a door"

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me