(places flashlight under chin) I am going to tell you a scary story At the supermarket, they placed the vermouth by the vodka and not the gin

-Jenna

Churu cat treats and a gun

The added hilarity is that not only do the make a scale of coping with cyberpunk dystopias, they are also all millennials canonically. Major (1993) Faye (1994) Misato (1986)

Gurren Lagann is correct about its central conceit that the entirety of the power of the human spirit is ignited at the intersection of hope, belief, faith & trust. And that despair not only limits imagination but is also a spiritual death that leaves us helpless when facing humanity’s adversaries.

Bob Dylan: “The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.” Ken Jennings : “I’m afraid I’m going to need that in the form of a question.”

ME: oh man, just had a huge weight lifted off my shoulders SISYPHUS: [one eye twitching extremely violently]

find you someone that loves you like whoever the fuck mixed the bass solo in la femme d'argent loves that bass line, every high run note is lovingly carved out and allowed to shine where it shouldn't

Where only Christ is heard to speak,

i gotchu

few things make the heart throb like remembering the last time you proclaimed yourself a MeiSaku out loud, many millenia ago.......

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If you wanna throw me for a loop your script better be older than The loom in ideology and/or Syriac in execution 加油！！！ Come at me!!

Bigfoot who prefers his Latin name "pedos magnifico" (he's bad at Latin)

My dear mum and youngest sibling are on the Ghibli kick and I was peaking and sneaking for a beer to keep cleaning while they had the end of Totoro on…. Bruv.

exist_ok=True

No more bullying they say meanwhile my doctors like, “your diet sucks,” “your tongue is yellow,” “stop eating cigarettes.”

a resident of cheyenne wyoming has raised more than $2.7k to wage a full-scale public transparency campaign against the city for information about whether data center projects are dumping pathogens into the sewer comes as my reporting confirms meta may have tainted city's water reuse system

i am like water,, evre shifting. the only thing that remains consistent about me is my belief that godzilla is a girl

RayForce (aka Layer Section aka Galactic Attack aka Gunlock) is one of my favorite games of all time, and also a cautionary tale about ceding decision making to AI.

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

In 1952, an abandoned shrine was found in the Wakayama prefecture of Japan. This temple, known as Rabu Shrine (羅父神宮), had signs of occupation as late as the 1920s. These documents, including postcards and manuscripts by the priest Sōkū (桑空), were recovered at the site:

Thinking about the time my friend ate a poutine and puked it up and his dog ate the puke then the dog puked and another smaller dog at THAT puke and then also threw up. And friends, in that third pile of puke, there was one full, unbitten french fry. A magical fry that went on a terrible journey.

I may be giving away trade secrets here, but the way I got the textures on the planets back there was using photographs of pancakes I have made. Yes, really.

many of you

when there is drama in da cord

A three word horror story: Hi, I’m Ben.

Sure, I have to get over alienation, but as far as venn diagrams go, none of you fuckers even understand the guys that made the Macarena as artists, so how can I even go about saying shit like “I need more sevillanas in my life”? I can’t! youtu.be/8vD6KZtBHjQ?...

damn i need five thousand dollars for a motorcycle. google, can you find me one hundred pay pigs that would pay fifty dollars for feet pics?

Democrats need to win eight of eleven competitive races to take the Senate, so naturally we spent a year on a candidate with more scandals than staffers.

[Yokoyama, trying to think of a way to naturally integrate a depiction of Custer's last stand into Babel II] whatever who cares

Китти печь книжной полке приливной волны.

ME AND WHO YOU FUCKING COWARDS?! ME AND FUCKING WHOOOO!!!

Adolescences of Utena (1999) directed by Kunihiko Ikuhara

yeah, that eject spring works

concept—

comb jelly preparing to fire its beam:

Bryan Adams: it’s called summer of 68 Chad the Record Exec: you know what would be hilarious?

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, mfer

new item on my shop! I am shipping worldwide!

The federal government told the Klamath Tribes they weren't a "salmon tribe" because dams wiped out their fish 100+ years ago. So the Yurok Tribe applied for the $5.9M grant & passed the funds through. This is Indigenous solidarity in action. www.hcn.org/articles/the...

THIS STUDIO MADE THE FAMOUS IDTECH ENGINE AND YOU'RE FORCING THEM TO USE FUCKING **UNREAL**??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? FUCK YOU