Finally, some good news to start the morning with from the Publishing Desk…

It’s Orson Welles’ birthday Seen here in Rome, 1974

Every time you sidle up to some dipshit and ask if there's any work that needs doing and he tells you to bring him 12 baby shoes freshly removed from baby feet and your quest log updates with "Baby Deriver" and a marker pops up? Like being scourged and nailed to a cross for your PC

having a sidequest pop up on your quest log is agonizingly painful for your characters. It's the worst pain they can imagine and they just stoically endure it

YES Will Stancil was emulating a virgin. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

SO PEOPLE GET THEM CONFUSED BECAUSE BOTH THWIR SURNAMES ARE TIGHT, BUT JENNY IS THE ONE WHO HELPS TO TRANS YOUR COMPUTER, AND KATIE IS THE ONE WHO HELPS YOU TRANS YOUR SEX

I SPIL MY JICE CLAUDES HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

New British insults just dropped

Ancient Greek soldier who forgot to gird his loins before entering combat: wait guys c'mon hold on a moment I gotta gird my fucking loins for this, just wait a fucking second let me gird my fucking loins first The other soldiers: dude you always do this you always forget to gird your loins

palm reader: this will be a summer of love. wear crop tops. let old lovers go my friend: aw ok ty!! PR: (to me) do not go through with your plan to rob the mormon soda shop me: how did you PR: you will go down in a blaze of hot lead and plate glass me: (aside) pay her no mind. eyes on payday

Repost if you'd date people twice your height

japanese guy who watches the spanish dub of dbz with subtitles on because he considers it to be the original language

Bweh

I want to go back home to my trees and beat upon a dead trunk until the weapon in my hand is but splinters and I can finally cry the way I need to.

thread for watching Maul - Shadow Lord for 5/4: #1/n (0:40s in) : I BEG COMPOSERS TO TUNE THEIR ZIMMER BRAAAAAAAAMS TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN D FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

@deathco.re once upon a time you had a tweet that stated “dogs is pupper” and it became somewhat loadbearing in my psyche, I can no longer find it, might you still have access to it

thinking about devilman again, stealing my own observation from last year

all women should be given a free sword and allowed to take it everywhere they want to

Let's call this one Marilyn Monroko's Basilisk.

mand & grog should at least be PG-13 so his first word could be "fuck"

therapist: she/they tom petty isn't real. she can't hurt you she/they tom petty:

don’t

"tits or ass?" dude,,, her beautiful smile when i ask her if she's had a great day,,,, ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ass.

So here is the creepy part. THE YEAST COLLECTED AT XBOX HQ MAKES XBOX LOGO BREAD. I have no idea how this happened. It’s a miracle and so creepy. Ancient aliens and shit. Ok good night. Try some baking. Play some games. I love you, I’ve got your back. 👊💚

Always love to be reminded of this. A lot of it was hand-stitched too. Really amazing, precise work. Women’s work is so often minimised and forgotten.

Oh, I know! The menivilization!

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK trailer with giddy narration by Harrison Ford.

DBX2 Cell just hit me with the absorption move before I killed him but I still literally moaned out loud? Help?! ANYONE?!

pop star

I have committed a retrocomputing crime. #retrocomputing

Lrt if you remember the song in the caption you remember the most value bereft times of the 2010s

NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS.

wish I'd done more fucking around prior to this miserable eternity of finding out

Putting this out there for those who need it

Hella choppers over my house again time to go to the air traffic map

At least I’ve made it this far with no psychological damage!

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

Who else remembers these cool old Star Trek cutaway posters?

I should probably clarify that while my website got nuked by Some Fucker, I haven't lost any actual comics. I have that shit backed up more places than you would believe. Look under your bed. My comics are there too