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mfw my doctor prescribes me death but i'm american so my insurance doesn't cover it

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me

Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move

citizen you have exceeded your pencil allotment this year. prepare to die

clippy x java mascot forcefemme impreg

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

This is how you get that archaeologist you’ve been into to lick you

Sorry, I always forget that numbers help illustrate things. Suppose you go to a SC high school football game where there are 1100 white fans in the stands, 550 white men, and 550 white women. 280 of the men will vote. 380 of the women will vote. 210 men vote for Trump. 270 women vote for Trump.

trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

If Zelda has always been a girl how do you explain this.

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

stirring display of bipartisanship as democrats, republicans strike deal to significantly reduce holiday travel delays, price of human life

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

"Whoever feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink.” (John 6:53–55)

the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

There are things that only your dick can change. It takes all the pressure off to say, “Dick, I’m turning it over to you. I’m going to quit trying to force it. I’m not going to take matters into my own hands. My dick, I trust You.”

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

It would be really funny if the rapture happened and I got raptured and they didn’t. Because I’m cool and they’re weird

i wish rich people had more money

they're saying it's going to be the biggest, most beautiful recession in the history of recessions

The trend has alarmed job-market watchers. “Such an increase is unprecedented outside of recessions,” said an economist of the steady worsening of the long-term unemployment rate. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/b...

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

The Aussie press not holding back when it comes to its coverage of neo-Nazis.

the state resurfaced my favorite backroad and it's not nearly as fun to drive anymore because my speed is limited by poor sightlines (defensive driving) instead of road quality (physics)

It's 3:05 am and i meant to say ATproto but who cares they're literally the same protocol they're both used by the CIA to torment people, as is Counter-Strike 2 Premier

this is taking too long aaaaaa

if this happens and vance governs as a Sensible Republican Restoring Norms the democratic party might never win an election ever again. i did not enjoy this brief glimpse i just got into our Sorkin-core future but the dnc would be powerless to even try to fight a Sensible Republican Restoring Norms

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

🍂 as a trans person, I'd much rather vote for donald trumps 3rd term than gavin newsom I'm tired of democrats pretending that the lives of LGBT People are worthless and if I'm going to die regardless, what's the point this image explains my thoughts

it's cool how everything hideo kojima warned us about came true. the war economy. ai controlling the news. femboy twinks & siscons failing us by unwittingly serving united states political interests

the My Chemical Romance concert is next door to the comic con and it is producing some interesting scenes

Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial

They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say

Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-

The gradual extinction of the communal piss trough is a true tragedy.

so apparently the slang term for estradiol in china is "Debian install media" as the most common brand has a spiral on the box resembling the Debian logo