🎶 mister blue sky please tell us why the site went down for so long where did you go wrong hey there mister blue the dogshit code comprising you has no idea just what to do everybody laughs at you🎶

carefully slotting punch cards into your robot girlfriend so she now knows how to drive a forklift

Remember when it came out that Jeffrey Epstein and his billionaire rapist pals had deliberately manufactured modern movement transphobia to make us easier to exploit sexually and no one but us cared?

its hard out here when youre looking for horny babble intentionally-bad RP that seems like it could be AI generated but AI can never do it right because i have to know theres a sweaty person on the other end whos just as worked up as i am describing diapers getting filled for the millionth time

Warm and Cool Lighting 😎

If you write a fantasy novel it has to be called THE KINGDOM OF SWORDS AND RUIN or THE THORNS OF STONE AND BLOOD or THE REALM OF ROSES AND DAGGERS and the cover needs to be swashy metallic fonts with a background of flowers or knives

this moment/sequence from disney’s The Sword in the Stone (1963) is one of the core memories that absolutely fucked my little child brain up with Direct Furry Radiation Beams that made me Queer and Permanently Lovesick

weasels are in 6th place because that's the Cargie Effect™

catgirls were replaced by puppygirls, and more lately deergirls, foxgirls, and soon we will see possumgirls and ratgirls

even printcool's logo is swiped from coolshirtz

the vape that turns you into a cutie patootie lil nose wiggly mousie 🐭

the people making this ad: "let's make vaping look repulsive and scary" half my mutuals: 💦👀💦🥵💦😍💦😳💦🥴💦

PSA because I'm tired of this 🧵

Concept: there's a Daffy for every species of duck. They're all cousins like Snoopy.

if you own a dildo with a knot, flare or any fantasy shape, does it make you a zoophile? very few people would say yes. but if you wear diapers sometimes and want to sleep in a crib, does it make you a pedophile? hundreds of tiktok furries say yes and will send you death threats over it

the robot sub's cameras malfunctioned when trying to get a visual on the structures and its laser scanners could not trace their shapes, increasingly frantic technicians describing what they saw flickering on the monitors as "non-euclidean" and "gibbering madness"

Dunno why ppl get so bothered by bunny paw pads!

We been fibermaxxing around here for years 😏

A decades later sequel to WarGames where a new AI has been built to control the entire military and government by a Gen Z billionaire until a middle aged reclusive Matthew Broderick finds WOPR’s source code on a old magnetic tape and has to reactivate it to teach the new AI the lesson WOPR learned.

ouppy and bnnuy and birb and woozl

so if there WAS a pixel pals cartoon it would probably be a lot like gameoverse

oh geez, when i shared that post i had no idea Little Bunny Foo-Foo literally scoops up fieldmice and bops them on the head. yiiiikes... unfollowing now, thanks for the heads up

Ba-wheep gra nah wheep mini bong!

incredible cast on this thing (yes i know it was famously orson welles' last role)

daaaamn london

in 2018 I realized I hadn't seen "Jaws" so I watched it and it turned into a years-long project where axiom and I alternated picks to watch a ton of movies we had never seen and i logged them all on letterboxd letterboxd.com/supership79/...

A big gap in my filmic history is that i have never seen Transformers: the Movie (1986)

i knew cartoons could be bad from an early age because the slop they gave us in the 70s was laughably crap even by the standards of a 6 year old. but movies you saw in the theater were supposed to be good until i saw king solomons mines and was like what the fuck is this shit

I was like 11-12, and saw a movie called King Solomon's Mines that looked like it was an Indiana Jones type adventure and oh my god it sucked so bad

I'm kind of obsessing over Maileg lately. I'm really thinking about a handcrafted plushie sona, something from a bougie toy store. idk if its yet another cargie variant or a new sona/OC.

a lot of people kept posting good omens fanart and posts right through the entire revelations about gaiman and i'm like you sure about that you sure you wanna do that friendo 😬

I remember Tygger Graf!! She was awesome. CF East in Elizabeth NJ in 1996 was the third furcon i ever attended

Let's see, puppygirl hardware running on catgirl software... would that make most of my UK besties foxgirls? :V

if i ever got a fursuit it would be this kind of patchwork design with obvious stitching and tags and just look like a big plushie

I have a system, superman

i’m about to save so much money you guys

i was never all that into HP so giving it up because of JK Rowling was easy for me, but I was a huge fan of neil gaiman and it really hurts to give up Sandman and everything else he's ever done, but i will because there's no way i can support this atrocious dude

I guess buying the rights to "Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch" was a mistake :(

RAYTRACE/SOLID4D.GIF

i think i found the toys that are basically the gnomes from Bluey's school, they are called Grapat from spain

i want to go to bfc more than anything else in the world but i can't enter the united states so if you couldn't get in for one reg issue or another i sympathize and we can just push our noses up against the glass together

a plush toy cargie would be a cute concept 🤔

i really like the look of these Maileg toys ! so cute!!

Of course you forget, Peter, I was present at an undersea, unexplained, mass sponge migration.

i love chiitan so much they are kind and wholesome

this is still to this day such a cool looking poster