- Starting a movie after 9 p.m. - Texting without your glasses - Eating a Costco hot dog #McSweeneysTop25of2025

in memoriam for all the scene partners I would horny chat with for hours, we'd push each others buttons relentlessly and drive one another to squirmy trembling states and then one day they just.. stopped. ghosted. account gone. no way to find them again. lost in the digital ether. goodbye, friend 🫡

if james gunn was in charge Capwolf would be in the MCU

River, I'm just up here to get your gun to complete my weapon wall, don't get your hopes up.

My V continues being a lesbian goofball.

my brain dumb and visual orientated

Rogue asks you, "OK, so it's 2015. If you could do it all again, what would you change? Anything at all?"

nostalgic for the era when the biggest dunk you could make on anyone online was to spoonerise their name at them

2026 is going to be a good art year. I can feel it. I've had like two years of very low output. thats going to change.

all caught up on Plur1bus and what a show. Love it, love Carol, and love Manousos, and its just sharp and fun and well done. 2025 has been a banger year for sci fi TV with Andor S2 and Severance S2 and now Pluribus.

oh, they aint seen NOTHIN yet.

Fundamentals!

I've already signed up for VBFC in April! I had an awesome time last year. And streamed a DJ set, which I will almost certainly be doing again!

If you are mutuals with someone who makes anger their default mode of posting, and they are constantly stoking rage against something or other, it is a matter of time before that rage is directed at you and inevitably the day will come when you say the wrong thing and get blocked or what not

luv 2 be thrown on block lists for posting nsfw "without tagging" although I fucking scrupulously tag everything both with the built in content system and with #abdl and #nsfw so if you dont want to see my stuff and you don't mute the tags it aint my fault pally. right click on tag and select mute.

www.tomshardware.com/pc-component... lmao this rules

* A Ukrainian developed and 3D-printed his own monitoring system in the style of Vault-Tec from Fallout The device synchronizes with air raid maps, power outage schedules, and displays text messages from monitoring channels in real-time mode.*

Obligatory:

Republicans want to kill the post office and the media is there for it, which is why you have never seen a news story about how the police department has never turned a profit and is a waste

I love my mom but her favorite shows are big bang theory and blue bloods 😭

Red Truck was badly unbalanced until it was nerfed by making the holiday spirit AOE a 3 inch radius and requiring a decorated tree in the bed instead of a plain tree. It’s beatable now. I don’t even want to play against opponents who spam fuckin Elf on the Shelf. Omniscient? Gtfo with that shit

Okay,illuminating these trees generates a 6 inch radius area of effect with a 3+ save to holiday spirit. The Elven Artisan gives the toy mechs a +1 to hit and the Lesser Grinches are -1 against the Carols of Joy. Roll 12 d6

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

I had a felt Christmas stocking with my old name on it that was made by my mom when I was very little and got re-used every year and this year she made me a new one with my new name on it 🥹

Aaaaa crimmmus *rips open a bunch of presents in a hail of tissue paper*

How furries become furries - Animated Documentary (🎬 Mega Man Cartoon 1994)

What’s a cringier furry phrase: murry kissmouse or purry yiffmas

🪀🐰🔥 Secret Santa for @albys.space! —- #babyfur #littlefur #kidfur #90s #ageplay #agere #middlespace #littlespace #nostalgia

Any artists still posting anything to Twitter in the year of our lord 2026 have made a deliberate choice to join the slop parade

I know I could just run an emulator and play old c64 games but .. it’s not the same as touching that keyboard!

A Commodore 64 ultimate is my middlespace.

God I want one of these SO BAD

I need a simple device for a parental tech issue. An HDMI 2 port switch. Best Buy had one hub, much bigger than I wanted, $70 and .. out of stock. Staples, Canadian tire, Walmart, nothing. Amazon: the exact unit I needed, $11 on prime. I don’t like Amazon .. but it’s hard to give up.

In Icelandic folklore Jólakötturinn, the Yule Cat, comes to eat those who do not wear their new clothes for Christmas. In this image, you can see somebody did not put on their new Christmas sweater. Or perhaps even more unfortunately, no one got them one! More ... 👇

Still absolute peak

Is “whether we like halimede or not” dependent on “is halimede trans or cis” because if no cis person is allowed to like us without being dismissed as a chaser then we’re kind of cooked

Another beautiful Shchedryk performance amidst ruins. It was set in what used to be a DTEK thermal power plant — now destroyed by russia. The contrast between russia’s destructive nature and the Ukrainian will to create beauty even in the darkest times is palpable.

My parents love and support me, and are making progress on my name, and slower progress on my pronouns, but I can’t help but feel on some level that they dont quite get it. They’re not transphobic.. but they’re in their 80s. I gotta kinda take what I can get.

Blue Bloods is paw patrol for seniors

The Grinch is controlled opposition

especially in the dark hours we need to remember that we are going to win

is it "cancel culture" when the boss of CBS deletes a 60 minutes story that discusses the government's extra-legal torture prisons full of innocent prisoners who were rounded up by the government's extra-legal unmarked secret police? just wondering

A perfect gift for Christmas? SWORD!

You can see the exact moment he thinks to himself “I have made a terrible mistake”

I’m delighted to see Andrew Tate and Jake Paul follow in the Lowtax tradition of getting their shit rocked in a boxing ring. May they continue on that arc 🙏

transphobes like to say “we shouldn’t let kids be transgender! They can just like girly/boyish things as a boy or girl!” But they cannot. if an amab boy likes too many fem-coded things or an afab girl is a little too much of a tomboy it will be beaten out of u before u are 13. I lived it. I remember

My V continues to be hot for every older female authority figure that shows up in this game. Also V is saying to Hanako, "I will NEVER come see you at Embers! You're gonna be waiting a long ass time!!"

This movie got a lot of shit but I didn’t hate it. It felt like a throwback to an earlier era of sci fi movie when we were getting movies like the Matrix that same year. It aimed for a lot of sappy emotional scenes that didn’t land. Robin Williams was hampered by that goofy robot suit

A manhwa drawing using fineliners, which is a tribute to the late Korean artist Kim Jung Gi, who was known for his ability to draw complex scenes from memory. This is reminiscent of the "biker girl" sketches often associated with Kim and his friend, the British illustrator Karl Kopinski. #art

Okay I thought Trump doing the Hunger Games was a joke but it’s not actually a joke?! Jesus tap dancing Christ.