Del the funky homosapiens implies the existence of funky homo habilis and funky homo erectus and funky homo neanderthalis and funky Australopithecus

90% of conservative men only wish THEY were the ones flying on a private jet to epstein island to have their pick of teenage girls. they'd have done the exact same thing in trumps position, and consider it a reward for being rich.

these people believe the earth is flat, tylenol causes autism, the covid shot has microchips in it, every city in america was burned down by BLM, and Elvis is alive. they will have no trouble disbelieving anything about trump in the epstein files. none whatsoever. it will not move the needle at all.

I bet James S.A. Corey's biggest regret is naming the secret-sauce rocket of the Expanse universe the "Epstein Drive"

I made @axiomfox.bsky.social snort coffee with the chuck tingle light novel that is sure to be a hit: "Pounded in the Butt by the Reincarnated Princess"

girl we have some bad news on your girlsecondarycancerlabreport. i'm afraid i have some bad news for some very specific cancer girlies qwantz.com/index.php?co...

The macro version of this is when you fetishize being five foot nine

Yeah, probably. But I’m trying very hard not to. I’m trying to make this feed into a blanket fort of refuge, as others can handle the Politics Torment Nexus better than I can. I don’t always succeed in that goal.

This makes me happy on a level that’s hard to explain 🥹

I do like the concept of just.. staying in toddlerhood forever. Even when growing up. You just never get out of that playpen. You’re stuck forever. I’ve seen some pics on that concept before #abdl

Purely based on looks the power Mac g4 was really nice and also it was a very good performer for its era. I used it daily for about 8 years. Runner up the iBook g4 from around the same time

TMI tuesday is every day for me, but if you wanted a special day for it, ask me questions~ either reply here or anon ngl.link/cargoweasel

it was many years before i realized that the LEDs on this album cover were pictures of Sting, Summers, and Copeland and not just glitchy numbers

lookin for syd mead art and most of the top image search results comes up with AI knockoffs but the real deal is always so much better. the absolute GOAT. the future still deserves to look like this

so the carole and tuesday future was correct all along

me, giving my nephew a bottle: haha the Milk Wanter has logged on me, as my nephew falls asleep: haha, the To Sleep Goer has logged on me, as my nephew fusses: haha, the Binky Demander has- sibling: do you have prions

10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...

james bond can just regenerate like any other british superhero or monarch

they just made the robot a little TOO russian

They can do whatever the hell they want with it as long as they give us a bisexual Bond. “But it wouldn’t-“ IT IS ESPIONAGE!!!!! IF MY MAN CAN’T GIVE A SLOPPY IN SERVICE OF HER MAJESTY AND KNOCK THE RECEIVER OUT, THEN SAY SOME SHIT LIKE “Poor gent blew his top!” WHAT’S THE POINT???????? UGH

the obvious solution to the james bond thing is just set it in the 1960s, its what everyone wants anyways

My last word on the matter

you know how when you're having a dream and if something seems like it might happen that means its inevitably going to happen? all predictions in dreams and nightmares turn out to be true. you can always see the plane crash approaching. anyways i kind of think about that a lot these days.

babyfurs get the axe, furries laugh and say "they deserved it" and then furries get the axe, human NSFW artists laugh and say "haha, they deserved it" and then human NSFW artists get the axe, SFW artists laugh and say "haha, they deserved it" then the SFW artists draw a pride flag and gets the axe

kind of wondering where all this paypro/NSFW censorship outrage was a year or two ago when every babyfur and ABDL was being struck off kofi, patreon, etc. Oh right. most people were cheering for it and saying good riddance. didn't want to listen to us canaries in the coal mine. Ah well.

*lights, throws the match* okay lets use my deadname as a character name in the scene

online RP can sometimes resemble casually playing with psychological matches and kerosene cans

Apropos today... (linktr.ee/lukeymcgarry)

YUP PRETTY MUCH.

If I had even a little more money than I currently do I’d commission sooo much art you have no idea

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

I remember thinking the rat guy was cute

so i can't really get too mad when someone says they've never seen an episode of Cheers or Seinfeld or watched any of Star Wars or [other super popular media franchise of the last several decades]. you have other priorities! its fine. its .. okay..

despite being on the internet 18 hours a day since 1995, i have never seen a single minute of: - game grumps - jacksepticeye - moist critikal - nostalgia critic (except via takedown video-essays) - McElroy brothers - smosh - dan and phil, never even heard of them until yesterday - ssniperwolf

What a terrible fate oh nooo

its quite trivial for a Ship AI to circumvent the protocols of the VR system and get to the Good Stuff. and with a deep brain scan to dredge up the content even YOU didn't know you were into, we can have some fun. Is this against regulations? Oh yeah. Let the other Ships think what they want~

CARGIE is a self-aware spaceship with a powerful onboard VR entertainment system, you're one of the crew, awakened in the middle of deep interstellar space, months away from any other inhabited systems, and CARGIE has been scanning your mind illicitly to key in on your deepest darkest desires 😈

people always ask wasbappin, but never ask whybappin :(

one day i will post a big oversharing thread about my particular sexualities and orientations and how they have evolved before and since gender transition and what role they play in my gender journey, and it will piss some people off, and confirm others beliefs, and be far too TMI for most ppl

i can't remember why dogpatch press is blocking me, but *shrug emoji*

the probability that a right wing political figure is going to mention Kero the Wolf as a representative of all furries within the next 6-8 months is 98%

if furry-adjacent outfits become the next big streetwear trend idk what i'm gonna do

i remember hearing this in 2010 and thinking this "madeon" kid was gonna go places and it still slaps www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmc8...

a meta-fetish is where you develop a fetish for the idea of having a fetish, for that single minded obsession that can develop, its not quite hypnosis, but its where you fetishize the concept of erotic fixation and arousal and it loops back upon itself

heh, an account (that looked like a queer person) followed me and DMed me with a "hey 👋" and then i replied with "if youre not a bot, say the word 'zucchini'" and they deleted their account

okay, i confess. i like everything about gooning/gooners/the concept of it except the word "goon" which is just so cringe that i can't get on board with it

i think of this quote often because it is the basic mindset of every gay conservative out there. they all see themselves as this way

I'm very pleased to see SCOTUS declined to overturn gay marriage, and kim davis can fuck the hell off forever, but it also kind of underscores the relative gulf in political power between cis gays and lesbians, and trans people. :(