"Something just brushed past my leg!" — Luke Skywalker, #StarWars Image credit: tempestkc on Threads #LincolnMemorialReflectingPool #USA

can't argue with this.

Trump is not only evil, he is mind-bogglingly stupid and incompetent as well. A historically terrible "leader" by any measure.

Everything Trump touches is a loss. Whether it's his stuff or somebody else's

It's very fortunate the Knicks have a distinctive nickname that isn't otherwise a word because it makes muting posts about them extremely easy.

People are cheering as they’re removing the mark of the beast from the Kennedy Center.

When mom is calling your name and shaking a bag of treats, but you just saw her take out the cat carrier.

When I fell asleep at the Garden, the Knicks were Winning. Then when I wake up, I see the Spurs have "won." It seems that in the 4th Quarter, the so-called referees kept "finding" Points for the Spurs. Rigged! Fake Game! by Donald J. Trump

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

I don't even think you can say the misogyny is subtextual at this point. It's just the text

Ironically, Young Jr is the oldest Young in this photo.

I'm not knocking him for doing it (it's completely harmless), but I find it amusing to watch some of the same commentators who'd ignore it or deride it as a silly PR stunt if someone like Hakeem Jeffries did it go gaga over Mamdani's Knicks bedtime proclamation.

A great thread on why Graham Platner sucks. Susan Collins is facilitating the collapse of our democracy and needs to go but man alive am I glad I don't live in Maine because pulling the lever for Platner would be a really tough thing to force myself to do.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

C+C Music Factory, Vanilla Ice, AND Milli Vanilli on one day?!?!? Shit, my June 26th is booked.

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“ThucydiDES nutz,” Pete Hesgeth responded

Aziz Ansari nailed Kash Patel on SNL. 🤣

Chat, what is the sound of shit hitting the fan?

people all over the world starting to understand how it is possible to bankrupt a casino

I love sports, I really do. But fuck me I am so sick of seeing all the sports betting shit be like 90% of the advertisements, it almost makes me wanna stop watching sports. As an aside, Fanatics is horrible, they are one of the worst things to ever happen to sports.

My favorite scene from the Bible

me learning about clavicular and sneako

Bye, bitch.

WOW! Check out this opposition rally in Hungary today!!! 🤩🇭🇺

Precisely this

Trump wasted billions of dollars and threw away hundreds of lives to get completely rolled here. Still, this was about the best of all realistic outcomes, so assuming this deal sticks I'll be grateful we avoided a bigger catastrophe.

Pure unadulterated gutter racism.

Depluralize a movie: - One Hour Party Person - Child of Man - Reservoir Dog - One Angry Man - Jaw

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

Caturday

A new contender for best headline

I can't wait for Doris Kearns Goodwin's next nonfiction bestseller, "Team of Losers".

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings

I have no interest in this man’s problems

We're doing a webinar this week on the impact of the Hormuz crisis on our industry and I asked ChatGPT to create a rough draft infographic map based on (accurate) data I fed it. This is what it came up with. Yeah, somehow I'm not worried when Sam Altman says AI is going to eat my job in 6 months.

My based son walked into a Tesla dealership and unironically ordered a BYD.

good morning mr president we really need you to look over this read out on supply chains and the strait of hor…no sir, i didnt see saturday night live last night but if you could just take a look at…yes sir very mean and nasty sir…yes sir ill draft a truth about nbcs broadcast license for you sir

My large mutant son Snaxon just ordered a hamburger and chicken nuggets at La Tour d'Argent and the waiter shot him with a tranquilizer dart and sold him to the circus

The Iranians were 100% sending a message with the Diego Garcia missile attack, namely that any European countries that were thinking about intervening militarily to help re-open the Strait of Hormuz should reconsider that idea.

Elon's based son being based

Reportedly the Ras Laffan industrial complex in Qatar has been hit by Iranian drones and sustained heavy damage that could take "years" to repair. This is a BFD. This is the largest LNG export terminal in the world and if it's offline this long we are looking at sustained high energy prices.

My ranking of this year's BP nominees: 1. Sinners 2. Train Dreams 3. One Battle After Another 4. Sentimental Value 5. Marty Supreme 6. Hamnet 7. The Secret Agent 8. Bugonia 9. Frankenstein 10. F1 I think OBAA will win and don't have a huge issue with that, but it wouldn't be my pick.

I think this site also needs a come to Jesus moment on the fact that the Biden admin was restraining Netanyahu's government.

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

This is a good question to address, actually. There's often an intuitive assumption that when a country runs out of money, its war effort will grind to a halt. That's how households and (sometimes) companies work. But those assumptions are really frequently frustrated - countries can push on.

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking” Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

That's 160 murders to account for an illegal war. Pete Hegseth should die in prison.