Did a rare morning napkin cartoon at the airport bar…

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an LLM is not credible if it doesn't know that Alex Jones has died from some kind of bizarre head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked van

mods are asleep post illegal scooby gang member "Mike" who was cut out before the show began

Game on, Nige.

Nigel Farage is facing a fraction of the scrutiny Jeremy Corbyn had to endure, but he's ranting and raving in an airport By @willem-moore.bsky.social

Bob Vylan Sues BBC for Defamation in High Court over Glastonbury Controversy... www.phoenix-law.org/bob-vylan-su...

Yeah man I love classic rock, you know like Korn, Evanescence, System of a Down, etc you know the type of music your dad likes. Dad rock, you know, like Tool. You know, stuff from at least a quarter century ago, or even the last century. Real 1900's bands like Soundgarden or 3 Doors Down.

Even after all these years I still find the fact that something like *this* was on the official soundtrack of a version of "Sid Meier's Pirates!" incredibly amusing. Only in the early 90s. 🏴‍☠️💿🔊🎶

new metaphor just dropped

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people who are cis don’t spend a lot of time wondering if they’re trans

“But how do I know if I’m *really* trans?” You’re trans.

"I don't really have dysphoria, I don't hate my body, I've just never taken any peculiar joy in it" you're trans (and while you don't need dysphoria to be trans, that's dysphoria 🤦‍♀️)

“You can’t transition after your 20s your body’s too ruined and you’ll be hideous and hate yourself.” lol I started at 38 and it was majestic, please hurl your rhetoric into a local ditch.

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney Had to finally release this from my head

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

"It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic agent, but that is the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known patient*, and so rapidly hypergolic that no induction period has ever been measured..."

Holy shit - if I cause anyone to write anything even half as bad on the occasion of my death as the pure, unadulterated vitriol directed in the direction of Humphrey Smith's still-warm corpse, I'd have failed as a human being. www.reddit.com/r/york/s/AdT...

Siri, play “Isn’t She Lovely” by Stevie Wonder #pridemonth #transgender

You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature.

what does this mean

happy #makeaterriblecomicday2026 :)

what are you talking about that’s just Ed Norton by himself

Will, buddy, is there a reason you didn't quote-tweet me? I think there might be a reason.

it's always cute when Americans are like "LOL. Europe. we put aircon in ancient buildings ALL THE TIME it's easy." then you look and they mean sticking window units in some wooden buildings younger than my wardrobe.

europeans are melting so now is the best time to smugly wind them up and test their patience. im an american yeeeeee-haaaaaw!

All of the climate denier goblins who orchestrated and enabled fossil fuel burning are now blaming the impacts of their actions on not enough air conditioning

here's a wakeup alarm for my flight friends (DO NOT USE IN AIRCRAFT)

A fifth of Leave voters have died.

Yeah, well, it's not about peak temperatures, it's about how hot the whole summer was! OK, 1976 no longer makes the top 5 hottest summers. They are all from 2000 onwards 3/

The Amazing Digital Circus (Series, 2023–2026)

I mean this couldn’t possible be anyone else, right?

Maybe the reason people struggle to name Starmer’s achievements but can readily recall this, his comments on cutting off Gaza, him kicking people out of his own party en masse, blocking Burnham from G&D etc. is because he made a loud performance of being a thoroughly nasty piece of work.

Thomas-Symonds: "History will judge the PM more kindly.." He lied his way to the top, purged his opponents, took every freebie he could get, targeted the sick & disabled, scapegoated refugees, gave Mandelson a top govt job, enabled & armed a genocide. History is only going to judge him one way.

But another part of the problem has always been Labour's failure to understand its 2024 coalition, or basic electoral dynamics. It has lost voters to Reform, but these are a fairly unique fragment of their 2024 voters, v unlike those staying loyal or the greater number defecting to the Greens + LDs.

I can't believe it's canon that the Dorley basement would have saved Jax

"we can't know anything about the health of the baby based on the sale of shoes, even if they're unused. for it to be true it would have to be stated in the text but it's just not confirmed. the narrative about this being about death and loss is just fan interpretation. there's no way of knowing!"

Dorley could fix Jax

Making a popular show is crazy cuz you can explicitly set certain things up through clues and symbolism and there will be people who are like "I see all that, and I'm acknowledging that I see all that... Anyway my theory is that the opposite is true. ☝️😀"

Farewell, Bobby Prince. Thank you for creating the tunes to one of our most beloved computer games ever

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This is great. Here's @owenjones.bsky.social basically doing the WKUK bit on TV, but about how in the UK you can't legally say you support the group Palestine Action.

the reason labour are putting all these restrictions on social media is bcos they think it's social media that is making them look bad. they think their 'bad comms' problem is that social media is easily accessible.